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nancy cheeseburger wonton

new hAmpshire?

About Me

this saturday...rave pahty!!!

_+++ my grandpa had ags (look it up in the ud) but my mom says never to tell anyone that because it's a disgrace+++_

fascinated with greenland, i enjoy teasing animals, bad lawns, and seeing people run for their lives. i love throwing garbage out the window, yet i am extremely dainty. i eat a hamburger with my hands. i also eat pasta with my hands. shaft is my favorite movie. i like talking during sex, but not dirty talk, more like chit chat.and, oh yes,
..
the next wannabe german who says wie gehts? is going to get my middle finger up their nose!!!

My Interests



Leader's Unofficial Music Video - Linky Linky

.. no longer on the hunt for the nicest forehead in the world. finally found it! it was hiding. under something leafy. sharpening my travel skills. djing. sewing. ripping stuff. instrumentsz. kakuro. teflon butterflies. scooping coconuts. shakin the bacon to good stuff. musicz of many genres as long as it's not cheese. cheese is meant to be placed in my sandwiches. schmegma or fromunda cheese. french onion dip. the vulcan neck pinch. falling asleep on the phone and talking as i dream. spatulas! teaching ian math. magnum spue. kiwis. december. doing the karaoke. bukakke but not on me. soduku. singing ballroom blitz like cassandra. chatting over a spy roll with donnie wahlberg. boxin with slater from saved by the bell. drinking irish coffee with luke perry. watching old chinese ladies get caught in automatic doors. curly hair. squashing squishy things. reading stuff by people whO wRiTe LikE ThiZ and add an s to everything, like laterS! looking at the ones who flick the camera off because they are sooo coool! diving into a pile of warm laundry. rolling down hills with ian. swimming in the rain and in my shower. sound and green tea. brown baggin' it. the teeth of condoleeza rice. watching my friends type 's at the end of everything they think should be plural. hearing people say 'bayg' or that they 'seen' things. barb violations. q lazzarus sundays. walking the wrong way in the skyway. running faster than that girl with the really big calves. shooting firecrackers at your butt.

croakin'!

pane vino dolce with the ladies

looking for things and hiding from things with dustin!

I'd like to meet:

~peas and carrots. green tea and dark chocolate. people with bad jokes. humanoids layered with ivory skin. those with eyebrows asking the good questions. scottish folk and texan boogs. irish nancy whisky drinkers. tequila boody shooters. champagne crusters. people who eat as slow as me...

torben (see heroes)

stella men: michael showalter, michael ian black, and ... don johnson!!!

I miss Braces (Mr.Hyde), Shorty, Swifty, Leopard, and my dear Pinto with the ukulele!!!


You have been marked on my profile map!

squirtle's school of fish©
I have moist friends.

Music:

sad stuff, happy stuff. eidolon. battles. surf tunes. gary martin. jimmy edgar. switch. pizzicato five. takako minekawa. yellow magic orchestra. fenin. misc. heino! the black pine. 1940 heartless romantics. our song, 'africa.' the movies. eiafuawn. duster. helvetia. liars. improvised explosive device. konsumer. seve vs evan. tortoise. siamese sisters. vla hemia. cats on earth. radiohead. kraftwerk. towa tei. peni james. cornelius. the sea and cake. matmos. nancy sinatra. lee hazelwood. johnny cash. talking heads. metric. air. mum. beta band. joy division. morrissey. nena. mellow. matmos. aphex twin. underworld. new order. enon. the smiths. prince. mogwai. edith piaf. zero7. boards of canada. momus. mr. wright. fila brazilia. pinback. thingie. tengo and then nothing. elliot smith. squarepusher. sigur ros. beck. band of bees. blonde redhead. gene vincent. muso. the kooks. midway. SFRx. blue states. elastica. mogwai. matthew herbert. q.lazzarus. plastic phantom. dawna!! bossa nova. justin timberlake. oooooo.. electro-y miss kittin. driving weird funky deep and techy house with a big fat azz: ricardo villalobos. spettro. tiefschwarz. jason vasilas. phil weeks. tony senghore. midas. garth. 2raumwronhung. brett johnson. iz. diz. jamespatrick. danielpaul. centrific. brian mcguire. thomas sahs. merrick brown. =crackanice. paul paredes. scott pace. the freaks! peter black. mr.c. david duriez. mazi. ((motion)). grant dell. tony thomas. steve bug. john tejada. sneak. derrick carter. terry francis. mark farina. gil. laurent garnier. maetrik. matthew dear. ricardo villalobos, other shtuff. i think i'm turning mormonese i think i'm turning mormonese i really think so! i can't stop listening to high quality tunes in low-fi sound. you guys should too! you will love them as well:

i think seve could be kinda crazy though. but you know crazy in a good way.

Movies:

science of sleep. heathers. cat soup. the triplets of belleville. picnic at hanging rock. edward scissorhands. what about bob? adventures of baron munchausen. in the soup. coming to america. buffalo66 . city of god . battle royale. bubba ho-tep . best in show . secretary . fight club . clockwork orange . taxi driver . raging bull . silence of the lambs . human traffic . so i married an axe murderer . Amelie . Pi. sunset blvd. how's your news? . UHF . Adaptation . Fantastic Planet . neverending story . big trouble in little china. natural born killers . harold and maude . the 5th element . one soldier. donnie darko . y tu mamá también . american psycho . talented mr. ripley . walk the line. sid and nancy . rushmore . the big lebowski . crash course . summer school . fear and loathing . matchstick men. ghost world. wild at heart. the rules of attraction with commentary by carrot top . coffee and cigarettes . spaceballs. may. nothing.

Television:


STELLA!!!

Ricky!!!

Lucy!!!

Larry!!!

Books:

einstein's dreams, alan watts, roald dahl. price theory and economics.

Heroes:

torben back in the day:

torben today:

torben at play:

hoes i can handle!

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