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Frnkaie

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I was once told at bar, "wreck yourself" or was it "rep yourself"? You see I have problems hearing people at bars, either way, I try best to do both, as to not disappoint that stranger.

I spend a lot of my free time watching shitty movies (with the occasional good one) and hitting drum machines in an attempt to express myself, and gain the attraction of members of the opposite sex.
MY SPACE BANKIE PHONEZZZZZ

My Interests

assorted things, mostly erotic dance, and organic foods. ableton live, jomox, machinedrum, and movies.

I'd like to meet:

A koala, and someone who has a cool car and wants to be my best friend.

Furthermore I'd like to incorporate some cosplayers into some realistic LARP action where we will slay dragons, and get loot.

Music:

breakdance music, and heavy metal.

Movies:

Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Day of the Dead, Cemetary Man, Sleepaway Camp, Eraserhead, Tetsuo, The Sentinel, Rosemary's Baby, Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, Beaches.

Most movies with some level of zombieage.

Also something involving dirty/shameful secrets, a fine eye for social satire, and amiable nihilism is also great.

Books:

The Vagina Monologues and Brave New World.

My Blog

Thank you Ian.

Ian: you fucking whorefriends aren't real, frankiejust remember that when you're something somethingand the whole whatever just goes bam in your whositnowBAM! me: FUCK!you've just shattered my reality...
Posted by Frnkaie on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:48:00 PST

This may sound super fucked up and shit

but i'm giving up mozzarella cheese sticks.also... less beer more vodka.also... i'm really happy right now. :) :) :) : )
Posted by Frnkaie on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:29:00 PST

boy am I busy and exciting

i just found and opened my electric bill for november, it's not very high or anything, but i just had no idea that it was sent out to me because i was using the envelope for a bookmark in a book i was...
Posted by Frnkaie on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:59:00 PST

From Start To Finish.

Just wanted to say.Today has been a bang up day.
Posted by Frnkaie on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:48:00 PST

Alice Cooper Coke Binge Zombie Blog 1995

And I don't have much interesting to say, except out of all my zombie movies, I still can't choose a favorite. So I'm going to put little bite sized reviews because I've been listening to the same Ali...
Posted by Frnkaie on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:23:00 PST

MY A+ Outline.

Frankie CrescioniEngl3005 W4/19/07GriffithsFinal Essay OutlineText: The Federalist by Publius (Alexander Hamilton (1757-1804), Madison (1751-1836), John Jay (1745-1829)).Historical Artifact: Something...
Posted by Frnkaie on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:40:00 PST

So I'm not suicidal or anything buttttttt

Ableton 6.0 not working= teh suck.I'm sure it'll get fixed in a couple days. But I really have some shit to do.5.0 works which is good (and is preventing me from cutting myself) but I can't import the...
Posted by Frnkaie on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:22:00 PST

C's get degrees.

You know I was thinking today while eating the last piece of my Bazooka Joe bubblegum from my 5.6 oz box and I noticed that Bazooka Joe has a hole in his jeans on the right leg. Suddenly I thought abo...
Posted by Frnkaie on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:09:00 PST

Correction to my previous blog

By Lisa is pregnant, I meant Visa had too much money on it.I bought a new child.Say hello to Maurice Devry Unitis Willington the 1st.Sorry for all who thought that I got some pregnant, but anyone who ...
Posted by Frnkaie on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:57:00 PST

So Lisa is pregnant...

Whoops...well at least I won't mind marrying her.Things should get pretty interesting in the next few days.Still a child is something that I really feel prepared for.
Posted by Frnkaie on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:10:00 PST