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web of deception

alpha taco

About Me

im smarter than the average bear.

My Interests

taking risks, destroying music, abusing computers, and performing for receptive people. television, film, cinematography, photography, various forms of digital art/manipulation. basically... all forms of media, psychology, and mass-communication. dkny jeans, board games, pagoda egg rolls, food. shattering stereotypes through tasteless jokes. seeking out new, simple, and effective ways of living life. and of course, assntitties :)

I'd like to meet:

probably not you. people that have their own opinion on things... no matter how strange, as long as it's their own. people that are intelligent in the subjects they choose to talk about. people that know how to have a good time, and don't mind acting like an idiot on occasion...

Music:

well, mood depending... i listen to everything from waylon, willie and the boys to master p to autechre to gun's 'n' roses to en vogue to S.O.L. to eminem to laurent garnier to journey to ray charles to john tesh to pantera to garth brooks to prince to trent reznor to all the minneapolis, detroit, swedish, spanish, french and italian techno guys to little kids crying at the casino mixed with the sound of me winning the jackpot on jacks or better double-up poker (1$) to the sound of a dot-matrix printer through a MEGAphone. i love pleasing sounds in general.

Movies:

KOYAANISQATSI, GREAT EXPECTATIONS, HUMAN TRAFFIC, team america, spinal tap, pleasantville, narc, lost in translation, the devils rejects, dune, goodfellas, kill bill vol.2, what dreams may come, fight club, death to smoochy, strange brew, beverly hills cop, zoolander, ghostbusters, coming to america, trading places, soul man, and lots of other really bad 80's comedies... and WAY too many others to start listing.

Television:

IRON CHEF, WONDERSHOWZEN, RENO 911, SOUTH PARK, FAMILY GUY, ultimate fighter, king of cars, stankervision, the cosby show, ali g, robot chicken, making the band, mr show, ab fab, martin, alf, night court, sureal life (except last season), and many others...SNL, kids in the hall, the state, sctv, upright citizens brigade, and pretty much all other sketch comedy shows. PS: the chappelle show is over-rated, and the simpsons are retarded.

Books:

a short story entitled 'good country people' by flanery o'conner.it's so fucking twisted, it's great.

Heroes:

axl rose, percy miller, buster keaton and joel mchale

My Blog

and for you vinyl junkies, buy this here!

http://www.decks.de/t/zahn_burned_out_enemy_records_ltd__ene myltd004/bq1-sx
Posted by web of deception on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:25:00 PST

BUY THIS SHIT BITCH!!!

https://www.beatport.com/en-US/html/content/release/detail/1 05094/burned_out
Posted by web of deception on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:06:00 PST

hannah montana

so, has anyone else actually watched this show? its pretty funny imo. i have a theory that the reason its so massively popular, is because its written for "hipper" teens as oppsed to most kids shows t...
Posted by web of deception on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:27:00 PST

gary coleman

making fun of gary coleman has got to be one of the most over-rated, and weak attempts at humor. i saw avenue q the other night, and wouldnt you know it. they have an entire character based off a weak...
Posted by web of deception on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:58:00 PST

web of deception calls it quits

at least for a little while anyways... too many other things that require my attention, and too many other things that satisfy me more-so than djing at this point in my life. i may play a few gigs thr...
Posted by web of deception on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:28:00 PST

buy me birthday stuff...

Your Birthdate: February 5You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit je...
Posted by web of deception on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

back from the dead? AWESOME!

its not often things rise from the dead, but alas... it hath been done.   http://games.atari.com/playgames/home.jsp
Posted by web of deception on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:58:00 PST

wedding buzz

BOOYA! tomorrow my 2 best pals are getting hitched, so next time you see steve or jasmine.... slap their asses, and wish them luck on the marriage.
Posted by web of deception on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:30:00 PST

RIP Emily Seuling

this morning i recieved the news that one of my favorite lil animals was put to sleep :( i never even got a chance to say goodbye............ emily seuling had many ailments at her older age... but...
Posted by web of deception on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:32:00 PST

THERE HAS BEEN A MURDER!!!

games.com was killed by AOL sometime within the last 72 hours... send a prayer for online scrabble, monopoly and battleship to return. i thank all of you for your kind words in this trying time.&nbs...
Posted by web of deception on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:54:00 PST