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Dickâ„¢

Not every1 likes us, but we drive some folks wild.

About Me

The only thing I’ll ever want in my life.......is to have a good turn out at my funeral. I’m blunt.....but likeable. I keep my friends close, but don’t make to many of them. Most people I meet are fake and not worth my time. I love music and look good in BLUE.....as you can see. I love the color blue. I am drunk. I love movies. I hate public affection ie., making out in the middle of an a fucken art show. Most people are lame. Most women are lame. If you get offended by anything I say then you’re too sensitive and should close your browser. I like peanut butter and jelly. I like bread and butter. I like Pizza Hut pizza. Joe’s Pizza in NYC is better though. I want to move to Costa Rica. I love my mum and my dad. My brother is my best friend. I like the smell of gasoline. I wish I could fly. I hate standing. I hate doctors. I hate cars. I hate crazy women drivers. I love Orange Juice. I love to laugh! And if you’re on lastnightsparty.com more than once I don’t want to talk to you....you’re probably lame.

My Interests

Music & good people. Question Mark & The Mysterians - 96 Tears

I'd like to meet:

A girl that doesn’t dress like a whore on Haloween. Someone I can play catch with, make an ass of each other with, can drink with and someone that likes to laugh.

Music:

Yo La Tengo, Her Space Holiday, Mojave 3, David Gray, Schneider TM, Telepopmusik, Sigur Ros, Mogwai, Desaparecidos, Mellowdrone, Say Hi to Your Mom, The Killers, The Strokes, Manitoba, David Allan Coe, Elvis, ELO, Ryan Adams, The Arks, Regina Spektor, Johny Cash, Ted Leo and the Pharmicists, The Mountain Goats, Kings of Leon, Masta Ace, Tribe Called Quest, Pharcyde, Fat Lip, Now It’s Overhead, Sondre Lerche, The High Fidelity, Figurine, Andrew W.K., Beck, Radiohead, Clem Snide, Onelinedrawing, Arcade Fire, Brenden Bensen, Explosions in the Sky, The White Stripes, Mirah, The Roots, Damien Rice, Aphex Twin, Mum, Dntel, Portishead, The Beta Band, Postal Service, ps.... M.I.A. SUCKS!!!!

Movies:

The Matador, The Big Lebowski, Napoleon Dynomite, Vanilla Sky, The Notebook, Jurassic Park, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Memento, Meet Joe Black, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Snatch, Chocolat, Dragon, Amelie, Swing Kids, True Romance, The Royal Tenenbaums, Bottle Rocket and Rushmore, Big Fish, Wet Hot American Summer, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Unbreakable, Harold & Maud

Television:

The Family Guy and Simpsons.......all their dvd's so far!

Books:

Comedic Gold Go there for a quick laugh. If you don't think it's funny.....then you're a square. Piss Off! Catch 22, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, American Pyscho and Unbearable Lightness of Being

Heroes:

Mom and Papa

My Blog

Why America Sucks....

While I’ve been traveling I’ve been meeting a lot of different people from all over the world. Each person I’ve met from another country further fuels my hatred for my home country. ...
Posted by Dick" on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:03:00 PST

If You Have a Headshot as Your Myspace....Please Read!

Head shots are horrible representations of what people actually look like. And the fact that people choose to use it on their myspace is asanine, because you probably are a lot uglier in person. Head ...
Posted by Dick" on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:29:00 PST

People Suck.....

Why do some women allow men to control their life? Seriously? You're going to let that guy make you quit your job.....and you think for a second that Ike Turner is going to be a good boy friend? Ha! W...
Posted by Dick" on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:30:00 PST

Fuck You!!

Fuck New York City. Fuck my fake fucken friends who act like they give a shit what happens to me. Fuck you! Fuck those wanna be piece of shit thugs who think its cool to rob people. You tried to rob m...
Posted by Dick" on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

Lastnightsparty.com

I have never seen something more disgusting than this website. Most of the girls that are photographed are FUCKEN ugly as shit, have clearly eaten one to many twinkies, all have decided to get the mot...
Posted by Dick" on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 07:45:00 PST

My Recent Adventure..... .38.... .55

So I've developed quite a tolerance for my drink of choice......Bacardi and Coke (last week it was Vodka on the rocks =D). This particular night was spent drinking at Miranda and Wade's place. We ...
Posted by Dick" on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 01:17:00 PST

My Guide to Weight Loss for Fat Chicks

Step 1: Eat a healthy breakfast each morning. Nutritionists agree that a solid meal in the morning, complete with whole grains, fruits, and protein, is the ideal way to srart a hearty and productive d...
Posted by Dick" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the Shit!!! It's Snowing!!!

Today......I witnessed snow falling! It's beautiful...... "me tackling the frenchman after he threw a snowball at me"mehb4 I went into the snow....I'm basically coming out of this portal!meh! I don't...
Posted by Dick" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me All Over the Place!

Me....just walking!This was our beer cart on the tour!!Ha!Drunk by noon....and passed out!I don't think she liked my hands on here tities...SCORE!!I just got smacked in the nuts!!My Baby!!!!Me about t...
Posted by Dick" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Back in Action Bitches

So today I took a day off from the tour and spent it in a penthouse in Manhatten......I got drunk and went to Iggy's, Rothko's and then walked down the Lower East Side and spotted a basketball court. ...
Posted by Dick" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST