ThE LaWz<@:-) (clownhat, curly hair,smileyface)

About Me

Hey guys!! I DO NOT accept friend requests from people I don't know.. Bands and Friends are welcome.. I don't mean to be a bitch but if you want to be my friend Message me and if I like you-well odds are I probably won't but hey, at least we gave it a try! heheSo, ok my name is Lauren Mango yes Mango (parents must have been huge pot heads huh?)I'm a Leo, I enjoy picking my feet (don't ask) and long walks on the beach watching the grunion run (I ♥ you Gilbert!). I have this awesome gay friend named Mikey (who I love @ 1:18) who totally adores me and even gets strangly jealous when my attention is taken away by extremely good looking guys that he is mad are straight... Hey it's not my fault I'm extremely goodlooking! I mean c'mon have you seen my ass? hehe I'm just teasing I'm really not this conceited... I'm in college and I'm actually pretty intelligent when I put my mind to it. I'm a total nerd when it comes to school but I totally know how to have a good time! I actually make people laugh so hard that milk has come out of there nose! (honest!) I'm very dedicated in whatever I do and if you needed the shirt off my back I'd give it to you (unless it was like a really nice one then you're beat.. haha) My triceps are sweet..I will destroy you in any game I have on xbox live.. I can vertical leg press 400lbs and still going.. (forreals) I am totally like the guy friend you have always wanted, I can hold up a sports convo anyday and actually know what the freak I am talking about. Basically, in a nut shell i'm amazing. One good thing is that my New Year's resolution this year was not to stab anyone so if you want to be a dick to me hurry up b/c you only have a few more weeks left! Wait, correction.. 2008.. Let the stab fest begin!!! I know how to be serious so the lucky guy that wins my heart is very fortunate because I'm not only fun to look at but I inspire. Some have even said I change lives - but only for the better... Ok for all you people who wasted your time reading this crap I'm sorry... Ciao!

My Interests

Working out, I go to the gym religiously and I love it!

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm... let's see. MATT & TREY!! Oh and a new addition Zach Braff he is adorable!!

Music:

I get down with the craziest shit one minute and the next the total opposite so let's just say the genre of - EVERYTHING but if you want a taste: Trivium, Killswitch Engage, As I Lay Dying, August Burns Red, As Blood Runs Black, Darkest Hour, Bullet For My Valentine, Atreyu,The Black Dahlia Murder you get the idea...

Movies:

Way too many to name... Check out my bro's DVD collection because it's great.

Television:

I don't sleep much but I don't watch much television either the only one is Roseanne(Nick-at-Nite is amazing!) and every possible season of South Park on DVD.. - to keep me from committing suicide while tossing and turning at night. I 3 The Conner's & Leopald "Butters" Stotch!

Books:

7 Habits Of Highly Effective People, go big or go home!!!

Heroes:

The huge list of firefighters, doctors, nurses you get the idea - all the people who saved my life and were there for me!! But most importantly my family and friends who were by my side through it all, I can't even begin to thank you, you all know who you are!!

My Blog

Memorandum - Misty's Life 5-7-95 - 7-28-07

Looking back on Misty's life I realize how lucky my family and I were to have such an amazingly smart (she listened to commands in both English and Spanish thanks to me) and beautiful dog around every...
Posted by ThE LaWz<@:-) (clownhat, curly hair,smileyface) on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:07:00 PST

My ode to the creators of the greatest show on television..

This is definitely way over due considering that South Park has been on the air now for over ten years now but first I would like to start off by thanking Trey Parker and Matt Stone for being so damn ...
Posted by ThE LaWz<@:-) (clownhat, curly hair,smileyface) on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:53:00 PST

Nudies!!

Haha I tricked you! No but seriously go to: The Hunger Site : Give Food for Free to Hungry People in the World and click on the "Donate Free Food" button. It's that simple! The best part? It's FR...
Posted by ThE LaWz<@:-) (clownhat, curly hair,smileyface) on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:53:00 PST

My ode to Narcodics...

Ever wonder why people use western medicine and don't just meditiate their way back to normal? I'll tell you why.. because prescription pain killers, sleeping pills, anti-depressants, and my...
Posted by ThE LaWz<@:-) (clownhat, curly hair,smileyface) on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:13:00 PST