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Reality is for people who lack imagination!

How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind?

About Me

I am a thoroughly mixed bag...I have 4 kids and am on me own but I also do a strange mixture of partying and responsibility, although parenthood has calmed me down I've still reteained my wild spirit.I have bright red hair, piercings in quite a few places with a liberal sprinkling of tattoos, am utterly devoted to me beautiful babies and am really loud. I love life, laughing and music, pain, escapism (in all forms), surrealism, sick and twisted ideas, stone circles in particular Long Meg and Stonehenge, the solstice; holidays in my head, partying with like minded people; writing obscene poetry. I'm into the peace and tranquility of the countryside and feeling the grass beneath my bare feet. I relish the freedom to be myself, to live and think and breathe.Festivals, festivals, festivals, live music (indie mainly but anything with a good beat). Toasted marshamallows, hugs from someone that ya care for,in fact hugs from anyone. I am divorced, but don't consider myself single so anyone wanting to get sleazy forget it. Not into the whole 'let's cyber' bollox. I have got a brain, even though it doesn't seem like it at times and prefer it if people can talk to me. I hate it when things get too serious, life is just too serious at times...so let's laugh ok? And by the way I is not here to obtain a man, a mate, a relationship or a fuck!! I may seem different, I am different, I don't need to sell myself to the world virtual or other. I intend to take a normal siuation and turn it into something sick, I am sick but I don't want or need help, as I am content to enjoy my own personal brand of insanity. I not only get off on revolt, disorder and chaos but quite like creating it. I also love confusing people, and trying to make em embarrased, angry or afraid but I also loke to get em laughing as well. Prbably doesn't make sense, but then again what does?? I wanna live my life and have no regrets and I don't rely on anyone to solve my problems and make me happy, I look to myself for the answer always. I am not afraid of people. Ever!I hate false people, people who have a hidden agenda and wanna stab ya behind yer back, there semms too many of em in the world. If ya got a problem with me just say so, I admire honesty. I hate people who moan about minor things, and those who constantly whinge about their health. If you gonna moan why not do sumthing about the situation for fuck's sake. I don't get along with stress heads at all, stress is pointless, it achieves nothing and is counter productive. I also despise racism, homophobia...in short anyone who hates a group or person just because of their appearance/colour/gender etc. I reckon that everyone is equal, and if somebody is ok with me I'll be ok right back. It doesn't matter who you are, what ya look like or where ya came from, what clothes ya where. All of this is irrelevant, it's a cliche but I believe it's important not to judge others.I hate girlieness (is that really a word??), don't wanna be masculine be don't wanna play on my femininity cos it seems weak. I love being feminine but only in the right context.This quote from Jim Morrison says it all:"I see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops, points up and gasps "Oh look at that!" Then - whoosh, and I'm gone... and they'll never see anything like it ever again, and they won't be able to forget me - ever." Kinda sums things up nicely.And by the way if ya don't like what I got to say then you know where the back button is so hit it and and fuck right off!

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My Interests

My kids, festivals, indie music,punk, dance, trance, ska, darkness, gigs, gigs and more gigs. Camping, laughing, avoiding people who are self obsessed. Keeping it (un)real and generally shaking up the constraints of society. I love twisted people with a dark side - people with open minds. I hate the repressed.

I'd like to meet:

The Devil,Maragaret Thatcher (who is also The Devil) to ask her what the hell she was thinking.Saddam Hussein (a bit late now)President Bush (wtf is goin on there)

Music:

Talking Heads, The Cure, Kasabian, Pulp, Prodigy, The Chemical Brothers, The Clash, The Pogues, Pulp, The Stranglers, Jimi Hendrix, Sex Pistols, The Killers, The Jam, Joy Division, Neil Young, Pink Floyd, Leftfield, Orbital, The Orb, Sneaker Pimps, Fat Boy Slim, Primal Scream, Placebo, Scissor Sisters, The White Stripes, Raconteurs, Led Zep, Cream, Massive Attack, Faithless, Arctic Monkeys, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Radiohead, Ocean Colour Scene, Oasis, Thirteen Senses, The Jam, The Coral, Basement Jaxx, Muse, The Strokes, Doves, Gorillaz, The Cult, Coldplay, Manic Street Preachers, Kaiser Cheifs, Moby, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Verve, Happy Mondays, Van Morrison, Kings of Leon, The Cranberries, The Beatles, Black Eyed Peas, Blur, We are Scientists, Underworld, Stereophonics, Dizee Rascal, The Rolling Stones, OutKast, The Doors, Jamiroquai, Daft Punk, Hot Chip, Ian Brown, The Stone Roses, The Charlatans, The Music, Leftfield, Lou Reed, The Velvet Underground, Reef, Portishead, Garbage, Sleeper, Delays, Madness, Missy Elliot, Eminem, Stereo MC's, The Doors, The Magic Numbers, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Gillan, Shed Seven, Coldplay, The La's, Cast, Franz Ferdinand, The Lightning Seeds, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Kula Shaker, The Dandy Warhols, The Smiths, Elastica, Space, The Libertines, The Vines, The Datsuns, Goldfrapp, Keane, The Levellers, Queens of the Stone Age, the Art of Noise, Aqualung, Badly Drawn Boy, Idlewild, Kate Bush, Kosheen, Muse, Razorlight, The Bluetones, The Beautiful South, The Fratellis, Babyshambles, Voodoo Ray, Inspiral Carpets, Joan Armatrading, Lily Allen, The Fugees, Mary J Blithe, Black Grape, Tori Amos, Evenaescence, Papa Roach, Terrorvision, The Vonbondies, The Zutons, The Smashing Pumpkins, Linkin Park, Gomez, Travis, JJ72, Blink 182, Feeder, Mercury Rev, The Long Pigs, Depeche Mode, Teardrop Explodes, The Police, Badly Drawn Boy, Aqualung, Razorlight, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, The Beat, The Shamen, Queens of the Stone Age, Janis Joplin, .....and the list goes on...

Movies:

The Wicca Man; The Craft; Pulp Fiction; Wayne's World; Donnie Darko; The Ring; The Exorcist; Hostel; The Blues Brothers; Saw 1 & 2;

Television:

League of Gentlemen, Shameless, The Young Ones, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Father Ted, Jools Holland, and does anyone remember The Tube?? Apart from that it seems like a sack of shite and not worthy of my time.

Books:

Anything by Irvine Welsh....Shakespeare, J.K. Rowling (wtf), John Hegley, Johnny Cooper Clarke, Atilla the Stockbroker, Alistair Crawley, Percy Shelley, T.S. Eliot, The Jolly Roger's Cookbook (yes, yes I know it's web based)...

Heroes:

I don't have any cos in my world everyone is equal, and if they aren't they can disappear.

My Blog

Slutty Computers

It was my computer that impregnated yoursReaders your pooters are such cyber slutty whoresThey've spoken of Tony Blair's knob getting tonguedTheir hard drive's filthy, their black ...
Posted by Reality is for people who lack imagination! on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:36:00 PST

Vomity Kinks

The people reacted to government censorship stateNooky ban midweek was a law they couldn't takeThey wished to get frisky and flout the no-sex banSo locals took action and hired a mobile...
Posted by Reality is for people who lack imagination! on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:49:00 PST

Filth and Degradation

I tried to stop myself writing filth, smut and dungI tried to feel ashamed and my head it low hungI've decided to step up my rythmic pornographyI have made my own brand o...
Posted by Reality is for people who lack imagination! on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:36:00 PST

Men, Toilets and Filth!

Clean the pubic hairs from the loo ya dirty gitUse a toilet brush to clean off the streaky shitWhy is it so hard for all men to clean the looFor fook's take you take a steaming shit in it too Brown&nb...
Posted by Reality is for people who lack imagination! on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:25:00 PST

Dogs (not for the faint hearted)

The three dogs asserted their feminity round the townThe locals, not used to gender indecision did frownFido, Trixie and Rover decided to go more kinkyThey wanted slutty pants that showed of...
Posted by Reality is for people who lack imagination! on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST

Penis Size

The men from the Assizes were dragged by their cocksAround which were bolted huge rusty great locksThey locked up the knobs to keep em controlledThe chains locks and bolts they dug into their fol...
Posted by Reality is for people who lack imagination! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:27:00 PST

Obscene Poetry

This is 1 about politicians....   Tony showed his nips through starched white shirtDavid Mellor w*nked and drooled and Cherie was hurtDavid got excited at the sight of Tony's red bell endThe labo...
Posted by Reality is for people who lack imagination! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST

Pearly Necklaces

My dear I love how you love me Within your company I'll be free I sit here within my post coital daze They say it won't last, that you're a phase   You gave me a necklace made of pearl This ...
Posted by Reality is for people who lack imagination! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:05:00 PST

Blogging my poetry!

I have taken a break from the filth, smut and dungI tried to feel ashamed and my head it low hungI've decided to step up this rythmic pornographyI should turn this into my dirty 's...
Posted by Reality is for people who lack imagination! on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

General Malaise

Ok, I decided that today after the kids go visiting their dad I intend to sit on this thing, drink, drink some more and stay here till he small hours of the morning till I pass out. Doing anything con...
Posted by Reality is for people who lack imagination! on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST