I like to travel. When I'm old and gray I'd like to think I've seen it all and done it all. If there's a party and drunk girls there, I know it's my mission in life to jizz on their faces while everyone watches. Pictures of chicks face covered in my sauce holds a special place in my heart.
I've met Ron Jeremy before but I think I'd like to meet him again, and maybe tagteam Jenna Jameson and Jessica Simpson. I think we can pull it off with class.
Video Teasers:
Here are a few MySpace friendly very tame teasers, to see some wild ones click here...
Any music that girls get drunk to. Some good hip-hop always get's the girls in the mood for some monkey shots to the face.
Well, my Gorilla Gras movies of course, also... Planet of the Apes, Gorillas in the Mist, King Kong