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King Shlong

King Kong ain't got shit on me!

About Me

I like long walks on the beach and sunset picnics. Oh, also I like spraying my load all over chicks faces, but in a caring and sensative way. :)

Also I'm a movie star! You can see all my wild & crazy party girl videos at GorillaGras.com

My Interests

I like to travel. When I'm old and gray I'd like to think I've seen it all and done it all. If there's a party and drunk girls there, I know it's my mission in life to jizz on their faces while everyone watches. Pictures of chicks face covered in my sauce holds a special place in my heart.

I'd like to meet:

I've met Ron Jeremy before but I think I'd like to meet him again, and maybe tagteam Jenna Jameson and Jessica Simpson. I think we can pull it off with class.

Video Teasers:
Here are a few MySpace friendly very tame teasers, to see some wild ones click here...

Music:

Any music that girls get drunk to. Some good hip-hop always get's the girls in the mood for some monkey shots to the face.

Movies:

Well, my Gorilla Gras movies of course, also... Planet of the Apes, Gorillas in the Mist, King Kong