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About Me

Attn: Crappy Bands-
Thank you for your interest in adding you to my friends list, however since most of you SUCK, I would appreciate it if you would STOP REQUESTING!!
If you are a band worthy of adding to my repertoire of friends, then please do not SUCK. I do not like rap, so please don't bother. I also don't like death or black metal either. And those of you trying to imitate my favorite bands, trust me - you suck too.
But if you still feel that I will really like your music, then okay. But don't abuse the privilege, people.

I like to sell crack to small children and steal candy from babies. And when nobody's looking, I double dip. In my spare time, I loosen the tops on salt shakers. And when I'm feeling particularly feisty, I don't make complete stops at stop signs.

My Interests

Bikes, Cars, and pretty much anything that can go fast and get me into trouble.

I'd like to meet:

Santa Claus

Music:

Metal, 80's, Industrial, Alternative (like WTF does that mean anymore, eh?).... I pretty much like everything except RAP. Eminem's alright though.

Movies:

Horror, Sci-Fi, Action, Suspense, Comedy, and any mix thereof.

Television:

CSI, South Park, Lost, Family Guy, 24...

Books:

World Domination for Dummies

Heroes:

Superman!

My Blog

Sick and tired of being sick and tired...

To me, frustration is one of the worst feelings that a person can endure. It's a very powerful emotion which typically can ruin one's disposition and an otherwise all-around good day. Case...
Posted by Donde esta mi culo? on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:23:00 PST

Fucking HACKERS...

Well some dipshit decided it would be a cool April Fool's prank to hack my website and erase all my Gallery pictures... They did other damage too, but thankfully I was able to easily fix that.&n...
Posted by Donde esta mi culo? on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:49:00 PST

Up before NOON!!

Stardate -318058.56: I received a phone call this morning from a very lovely lady who takes great pleasure in waking my ass up at early insane hours of the morning. Thankfully, the call came at ...
Posted by Donde esta mi culo? on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 11:50:00 PST

Gotta love the dentist...

So I went to the dentist today to have a cavity filled. My second cavity ever. That's an average of one every 16 years - not too bad I think. I could definitely do worse. On my ...
Posted by Donde esta mi culo? on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 06:08:00 PST

I Love Idaho

For those of you who don't know, my parents moved out of SoCal and bought a big fat house in Idaho. I am here now, and I have to admit - I really love it here. The people are awesome and I...
Posted by Donde esta mi culo? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!

The weather is FINALLY starting to shape up! I was about to go outta my damn MIND with all this shitty-ass cold fuckin RAIN and shit. Yes, SHIT. Now, I'm gonna go ride my motorcycle around town ...
Posted by Donde esta mi culo? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Back from Vegas, boohoo... :(

Vegas rocked, didn't lose much money this time thank god... I miss it already, can't wait to go back for my birthday in April, woohoo! So who's comin with me?
Posted by Donde esta mi culo? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GOIN TO VEGAS - WOOHOO!!!

Yup, I'm going back. I know it's only been 2 months, but hey - can ya blame me? Wish me luck!
Posted by Donde esta mi culo? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

God dammit!

My website got hacked into... Fucking assholes. It's gonna take a while for me to put it all back together again, but at least it's functional now...Why don't these pieces of shit sorry excuses for no...
Posted by Donde esta mi culo? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Halloween Weekend ROCKED!!!

Went and saw "Saw" Friday night.... (wait for video)Partied Saturday night...(Click for pictures)Went ridin and hung out in Santa Cruz on Sunday...(Click here for pictures)And kicked it with a friend ...
Posted by Donde esta mi culo? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST