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jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg

Voila! The ZF-1

About Me

I am a company man trying to feed the little people out in this big world. I own most of New York and other small companies around the galaxy. I love my power and I use my power to help those just like the Mangalores the government scatterd them to the wind. I have been an weapons dealer to them and many other agnry creatures, assassins, bounty hunters, and all thoughs other weapon lovers in the big big universe. If you are looking for the newest weapon on the market please look me up i can get you what you need. my theory is that: Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Take this empty glass. Here it is, peaceful, serene and boring. But if it is...(pushs a glass of the table) destroyed...(robots come to clean up the mess) Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who'll be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain... of life. You see, by creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. .... width="425" height="350" .. mangalores like Zorg weapons.

My Interests

Power, Respect, Money, A well known Name, and Guns such as the new Zorg invention. The ZF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier. One shot... And Replay sends every following shot to the same location! And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher... Arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads... Very practical. Our famous net launcher... The always efficient flame-thrower... My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!

I'd like to meet:

The person with the 4 stones, Mr Shadow, Priest Vito Cornelius, Leeloo so i can get rid of her and alow Mr. Shadow to give me my money.

Music:

Anything classical, or the music of distruction. let me show you my little worker bees that i control with a single word. My transaction man Ivan heng, anything i do can be blamed on him so that i dont look like an evil man to the publics eye. My secretary Sibyl And my expindable right hand man tricky I just though you should know my fellow low workers scrapping for food.

Movies:

My buissness and success movies and "the Life of Zorg"

Television:

Anything that shows off my companies and weapons

Books:

I dont have time to read but usually books about war and distruction.

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

Zorg

All of you I'm sure have added me because of The Divas views on me. Little old me I pose no harm to her you can trust me. I own half of New York...you can always trust Zorg. I will never let you down ...
Posted by jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:59:00 PST