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Ruby Rhod

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am the most beloved celebrity in the Federated Territories. I host a jazzy audio-broadcast over the raido cosmo. It is a honor to be on my talk show because im so green make that super green. I go around the galaxy talking about the new and sexy poeple of the world. And you dont want to miss that. so tune in from five to seven. I want to be Greener than green when it comes to talking over the radio so i want fire and energy. Besides the Radio I love the ladies humans and aliens alike you come to me if you want the best because i don't want one position I want all positions when it comes to the ladies.Listen To Me at Fhloston Paradise at a special time The Radio Brodcast is from 8 pm - 12 am if you are ever in the Federated Territories. Your ears better be tuned in and ready to listion to all the hot details of the D-man. D-man other wise known as Korben Dallas is the winner of the Gemini Croquette Contest! Boy are you ladys out there lucky because when he gets back your going to want to have your hands on him first.

My Interests

Women,wine,sex,money, music,the arts, and above all myself but you should all ready know that.

I'd like to meet:

Girls Human or alien. such as the flight attendent, The young daughter of the Emperor of Kodar Japhet..and all those other ladies out there I know your names I just can't say them all but your special to me.

Music:

The Diva and myself.Quote from show. Korban Dallas Here he is! the winner of the gemini Croquette contest. This boy is fuelled like fire, so start melting , ladies because the boy is hotter than hot he's HOT HOT HOT!! Right size, the right build the right hair, the right on right on. And he's got something to say to those 50 billion pairs of ears out there. pop it D-man. -"um hi"- Unbelievable. Quiver,ladies quiver, He's going to set the world on fire right here from 5 to 7. You'll know everything there is about the D-man. His dreams, His desires, His most intimates of intimates. And from what I'm looking at intimate is the stud muffins middle name. So tell me, my man you nervous in the service? -"not really"- Freeze those knees 'cause Korben's in the place and he's on the case. Yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's prince of Fhloston Paradise! The hotel of a thousand and one follies and lollies, and lick'm lollies. A magic foutain flowing with nonstop wine, women, and Hootchie-kootchie-koo all night long, all night long all night. Start licking stamps, girls, because he'll have you writing home to Mama. Right here from 5 to 7, I'll be your voice, your tongue. And I'll be hot on the trail of the sexiest man of the year: D-man, your man, my man.

Movies:

Don't Have the time to watch movies anymore and if i did it would be one of me. check out my new video hitting stores everywhere "Ruby the man with it all." .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Coming at you live from Fhloston Paradice! Ruby Rhod at your service for two hours with lucky korben and the manager of this super green hotel and miss Gemini Croquette in person and 8,000 other lucksters here to enjoy the privilege of the unique concert of miss Plavalaguna! Now we enter what must be the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe! A perfect replica of an old opera house...but who cares! To my right, a row of ministers, more sinisters than ministers. And to my left, Baby Ray star of stage and screen. He's not going to get much out of this concert Because He's stone-deaf! -"to who?"- And here we have Roy Von Baker king of laser ball. The Emperor of Kodar Japhet and his lovely Daughter. "I love to sing" she recently confessed to me. By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice.-"mmmhmmmhmmm."- I'll play the rest of the song after the concert. Now it's time for Korben to say the word of the day! So tell me, My man, you happy here in the big world? -"Thrilled"- And now Champagne!

Books:

BZZZZZZ I don't I dont talk about books i just sign them.

Heroes:

The D-man...He saved me and all the listeners out there in the big big world. I owe him everything for one match.

My Blog

So many pair of ears out there!

So many people have added me that i will comment you all you just have to wait...so BIZZZZZ for now.Ruby
Posted by Ruby Rhod on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:32:00 PST

Tuning in and Turning up

Hello all you pair of ears out there. Ruby's on the case to let you know whats going on in the big world out there and all the other planets in the many galaxies! Please tune in from 5 to 7 I will let...
Posted by Ruby Rhod on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST