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the Serene Mrs. Volke

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Music:

Front 242, VNV Nation, The Cure, INXS, Rammstein *grrrrr yesssss!!!* , EBM, Dark Wave, Elektro :o), Depeche Mode, Apoptygma Berzerk, SITD, Suicide Commando, Mozart, Bach, Grieg, Bizet.....Blink 182, Sisters of Mercy, Marilyn Manson, 80's stuff, Sublime, Everclear....

Movies:

Amelie, Raising Arizona (all time favorite!!!), The Fifth Element, Bladerunner, Das Boot, Kalifornia, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, Pride and Prejudice, Christmas Vacation, 2001, 2010,Last of the Mohicans (revenge!) , Solaris, Alien, Chronicles of Narnia, anything Monty Python (bring me a SHRUBBERY!) , The Secretary (yessss!)

Television:

(besides the old "Addams Family" ) I don't like the idiot box

Books:

The Little Prince, The Prince, DSM IV (for diagnostic purposes only) :o), The Prophet, Brave New World, history books (weeee - ooohhh weeeee - oooohhhh, nerd alarm!!!)

Heroes:

Amelie
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Posted by the Serene Mrs. Volke on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:46:00 PST

dedicated to JK of Giessen

and her misinformed, ignorant  friends who regularly look here, this one’s for you...
Posted by the Serene Mrs. Volke on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:05:00 PST

Denmark and Holland, yeah, so what’s the difference?

Sheesh, how many times to I have to explain it?  A couple of months ago, a woman asked me to translate Dutch, since "you’re from Denmark".   Last night at a party, yet anothe...
Posted by the Serene Mrs. Volke on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:59:00 PST

WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!!!

You have nothing to lose but your shackles!  The time for socialized universal health care for ALL is now. Pull your heads out, and DEMAND your right to free health care.  You are NOT safe u...
Posted by the Serene Mrs. Volke on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:35:00 PST

Names, stolen from Chrissy

1. ROCK STAR NAME:(first pet, current car):Schatzie Jeep2. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe):Pistachio Rangers3. NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)Black ...
Posted by the Serene Mrs. Volke on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:23:00 PST

Hermann Goering must die....

Last year, we had a visitor to our pond.  We named the little loud froggy fellow Hermann Goering.  He had a wild love-sex party in my pond, and left MILLIONS of his tadpole progeny behind.&n...
Posted by the Serene Mrs. Volke on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:02:00 PST

Love the LOL cats


Posted by the Serene Mrs. Volke on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:37:00 PST

the day i have been dreading, and it wasn’t so bad....

My son has Aspberger's Syndrome, a type of autism.  I knew this since he was 3 years old, when I got the diagnosis.  At 3, he used to line up all his cars "parked" in lines in his room. ...
Posted by the Serene Mrs. Volke on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:14:00 PST

a suuurvey

SAY EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND & DONT CHANGE IT.1. You & your ex - I hope they don't find the body2. I am listening to - Counterpart, Solitary Experiments3. Maybe I should - drink more4. I lov...
Posted by the Serene Mrs. Volke on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:47:00 PST

Funniest.Atheist.Joke.Ever!

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Posted by the Serene Mrs. Volke on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:02:00 PST