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About Me

Yo, bitches, what can I say. I'm that fucker you know as Emanuel Lewis, aka Webster. People always gettin' their huggin' and kissin' on, thinkin' I'm some kinda shorty. Back off, bitches, I aints your teddy bear! Webster's gots to get his 40 and bitches, just like other niggas. This dog needs to fuck. Yo, shorties, drop me a line...I gots your sexual healing waiting.

My Interests

Bitches. 40's. Philly blunts. Rollin' all up on you bitches.

I'd like to meet:

I'll meet any motherfucker that'll hook me up with the sensa or a shorty. Fuck all you white boys that wanna be my Jeeves...Webster's already done that shit! And I ain't fighting Gary Coleman. That bitch can't handle dees nuts.

Music:

NWA, D.O.C., Dr. Dre, Erik B. and Rakim, Wu-tang clan, DMX, 50 cent, Ludacris, Nappy roots, Snoop Dogg, 2Pac, B.I.G., Public Enemy

Movies:

Fuck, bitch, what makes you think I got time to be all watchin' movies? I can't remember those fuckin' things, wif' me beein' all blunted out watchin' that shit. I still can't remember how many times I've seen Friday.

Television:

Webster was alright. Late night Cinemax. The Playboy Channel.

Books:

The phone book, bitch!

Heroes:

Me. John Holmes. Any bitch that gets me a shorty.

My Blog

Dammmmnnn, nigga be DRURUUUNKJ!!!!1111!!!

Damnz, niggas. Dis 40 shit fuggs me UP!!!!1111 Little nigga be hangin, and thinkin he be gettin nigga hoes. Sparkin blunts, passin 40s. But dem hoes aint got shit! Nigga ...
Posted by emanuel on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 11:48:00 PST

Some might say...

...that ain't Webster. That's some freak tryin' to turn a cute little nigga into a ravin', shorty-crazed, 40 drinkin', blunt-infested monsta. Bitches, listen up. You all think you know Webster. Yo...
Posted by emanuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bitches...

All you all needs to be gettin' the Webster some more shorty lovin'. This nigga is for reals. Shorties need some bluntin' and some chocolate Webster lovin'. I'll show a bitch my bitch slap - pimp s...
Posted by emanuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I gotta rant, niggas!

People be askin' me, "Webster. What's wrong wif' you? You'se a cute little nigga! You'se supposed to be all nice and shit." Fuck that, niggas. This is one brutal little nigga, and I gots to make ...
Posted by emanuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST