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Stephen

I suppose I could pay my bills with blind kids' smiles, but their money is a lot easier

About Me

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Somebody needs to talk to me! I'm bored out of my mind! Send me your AIM name and SAVE ME FROM EXCRUCIATING BOREDOM AND INEVITABLE DEATH!
Don't shop at Abercrombie and Fitch! Seriously, I worked there, don't.
I hate corn.
Stephen --
[noun]:
A hard-core grave robber
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Your Stripper Song Is
Barbie Girl by Aqua
"I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation"
You're hilarious and cute - yet you still pull off sexy! What Song Should You Strip To?
If all of the pictures and random info on the page doesn't tell you enough about me, you're just not looking hard enough.

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:



Music:

Aimee Mann, Alanis Morrissette, American Hi Fi, All American Rejects, Beyonce, Carol Channing, Coco Rosie, Coldplay, Darling Violetta, Dandy Warhols, Deathcab For Cutie, Eisley, E.S. Posthumus, Evanesence, Fergie, Fiona Apple, Franz Ferdinand, Gackt, Garbage, Green Day, Gunther, Jimmy Eat World, Keane, Kelly Clarkson, Kristen Chenoweth, L'Arc En Ciel, Lifehouse, Lisa Loeb, Missy Higgins, Muse, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nightwish, Panic! At the Disco, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Reefer Madness, Richard Cheese, Sarah Mclachlan, Scissor Sisters, Shakira, Sixpence None the Richer, Spice Girls Stephen Lynch, Tom Lehrer, Tori Amos, Tyler Hilton, Weezer

Movies:

Current favorite: Enchanted
Kill Bill volumes 1 and 2, Amelie, X-Men 1 and 2, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Harry Potter Series, Tomb Raider, Star Wars(Epsiodes 4, 5 and 6) Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Zoolander, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Sleepy Hollow, The Others, Shaun of the Dead, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Perfect Blue, Moulin Rouge, The Grudge, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, SLC Punk, Sleeping Beauty, Mulan, Aladdin, and Phantom fo the Opera, 28 Days Later, Cold Mountain, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Spaceballs, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Ella Enchanted, Waiting For Guffman, Psycho Beach Party, Psycho Beach party, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Princess Bride, V For Vendetta, The Chronicles of Narnia, Pan's Labyrinth, Mirrormask, The Producers, Silent Hill, Reefer Madness, Me Myself I, Pumpkin, Transformers, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Motorcyle Diaries, The Science of Sleep, All over Me, Jet Lag, Howl's Moving Castle, Stardust and tons more I can't think of Which SLC Punk are you?
You are Sandy!
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Which character from Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical are you?
Sally DeBains!
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Television:

MST 3k, 30 Rock, The Venture Brothers, Ninja Warrior, MXC, Desperate Housewives, Family Guy, Gilmore Girls, Robot Chicken, Lost, Alias, Veronica Mars, Moral Orel, The Oblongs, Heroes, The Venture Brothers, The Sarah Silverman Program, Monk, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Wonderfalls, Dead Like Me, The X Files, Firefly, Witch Hunter Robin, Wolf's Rain, Carcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Invader Zim, Spaced, Joan of Arcadia, Eyes, Tru Calling, The Inside

Books:

Good Omens, Stardust, Their Eyes Were Watching God, The Joy Luck Club, Cannery Row, The Serial Killers Club, The Stupidest Angel, the Harry Potter series, those Buffy and Angel series, Buffy season 8,

Heroes:



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My Blog

If today is any indication

Blogs are the new bulletins.
Posted by Stephen on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:57:00 PST

Tagged

I've been tagged so I feel it necessary to continue this little game. First you say ten random facts about yourself (er...myself) and then you (I) pick ten other people to do it, but they can't have d...
Posted by Stephen on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:15:00 PST

Wiley and the Hairy Man!

Out of the mists of the mysterious Tombigbee Swamp, comes a tale of magic, dreams, and courage. Young Wiley has grown up in the swamp and knows it like the back of his hand. So, Wiley does not fear th...
Posted by Stephen on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:32:00 PST

Im a blog!(did you know blogs do not let you use apostrophes?)

Well, not me specifically, but my blog is a blog and I thought I'd let people know that just in case they didn't....for some reason. Either that or I have no title for the blog and that was the first ...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:54:00 PST

Astonishing facts about REEFER!

REEFER gets you RAPED and YOU WON'T CARE! REEFER makes you you GIGGLE -- FOR NO GOOD REASON! REEFER makes you SELL YOUR BABIES... FOR DRUG MONEY! REEFER gives you a POTY MOUTH! REEFER annihilates TRU...
Posted by Stephen on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:51:00 PST

Hooray!

Instead of just repairing the evil Tempo demon, my grandparents got me a 91 Mitsubishi Galant! It makes me so happy.
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:58:00 PST

OW!

I just burned my forehead with the flattening iron!   The worst part is I don't even know why I was using it. The show is just gonna mess my hair up anyways.
Posted by Stephen on Fri, 05 May 2006 03:44:00 PST

Wow, the awesome of me never ends.

I have been officially promoted from the waiter, to Algy, Bullshot Crummond, sidekick. Plus I have cool new eyes that are totally sexy, there will be NO RESISTING MY CHARMS NOW!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...
Posted by Stephen on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 08:28:00 PST

I have contacts!

And now for a visual: The left eye has my contact, while the right eye is my natural color. Neat huh?
Posted by Stephen on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 03:58:00 PST

Not yours! NOT YOURS! But my-yyyyyyyyy PAAAAART!

Wow, I decided to post another blog way before I should have. ANYWAYS! Come see me in Bullshot Crummond or I KILL YOU IN THE FACE! I'll be the waiter, which I am assured is a memorable role so th...
Posted by Stephen on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:53:00 PST