Crazi Cristi [=D]

Things You Should Know To Survive Cristi
♥ i'm more loyal than i should be ♥
♥ i love my friends more than life ♥
♥ i am obsessed with chai lattes and green tea ♥
♥ green eyes kill me, i love them! ♥
♥ im a HUGE theater geek ♥
♥ i get along with most people ♥
♥ i think MOST people deserve a second chance ♥
♥ im a total girlie tomboy ♥
♥ if i have a funnie lo0k on my face, im probably not giving you dirty looks. im probably just bored ♥
♥ im about 6 foot and i still love to wear heels ♥
♥ i have serious shopping issues ♥
♥ i suck at returning phone calls ♥
♥ i suck at making phone calls ♥
♥ im not very good at keeping plans ♥
♥ my room is never clean ♥
♥ im in love with a soccer kid ♥
♥ i stay out too late ♥
♥ then i complain about not getting enough sleep ♥
♥ i am obsessed with pirates ♥
♥ i say random shit like "hella" and "dig" and "swell" and "nifty" ♥
♥ im hyper ♥
♥ not into the norcal socal war ♥
♥ i dont do drama, dont bring it around ♥
QUOTE LIST:
-dude8675309man: so im talking to the jew about microwaves
-GaFeLTeRFiSh: too bad, we would have beautiful children
-Shanekc88: and litttle demons run around fucking with people
-WaNNaBeCoMiC23: i say if the end comes near we get some ice cubes and just make a party out of it
-twitch8o: ?? your strange.... but thats good cuz that means im not alone
-ME: but im not in percussion, i just sleep thru it!
-mike: If im on tv ill throw up the shocker
-MustangCoach23: um yeah i would it would be a tad awkward with me being naked at your place and all
-Louise EEE Anna: your in college. save your money for ramen, child.
--anonymous: no me and my gf have a new song.
--me: what is it?
--anonymous: love is a battlefield.
-Louise EEE Anna: and chuck norris would be all like 'CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT GET STDS. STDs get Chuck Norris. Fear not, Bob."
-NauticaCollege: adorsexcutebeautifulable
-NauticaCollege: i never knew i'd -Eric: dont complain about the hat, ur pants dont fall down.
-a DAMNed FiEND: and i was like "damn it, i think i have a girlfriend"
-Cruel Emo Girl: see, my problem is getting the penis to stop
-Shanekc88: well shit happens when you party naked....shit happens when you play super smash brothers
-Brian: i dont wanna go dumb. im already dumb. i started the revolution bitches!
--Liz: what's that thing flying across the screen?
--Mike: thats mario
--Liz: oh, ok
-Liz: and then we went to a dorm and we had to eat pie
-amber: if i go there, would anyone care if i never came back?
-Kyle: if I were to describe a midget in the sack with one word, you know what that word would be??? ...... tender
-SpecialK567: ahh yes, when she doesnt say yes, stalk her, that is the italian way
--Me: if you had to define love, how would you do it?
--Sam:oh god, my brain just exploded. THANKS CRISTI
-MOM: i dont know anything about this...HOOKIA...cristi its a bong
-Derek: this isnt about being a stoner, this is about captain crunch and ice cream!
-Shrek: that's my bucket
-Derek: the only drunk bitch i want in my lap is my own
-Jeff: bitch you been asked to leave. NOW LEAVE!
-Sam: proqeust is totally my bitch
-Matt: green beer, doesnt TASTE green
-Kal: a skunk and a duck? dude how awesome would that BE!?
-Derek: i'd sic a panda on a terrorist
-Kal: haha hell no, i'd fucking take out my knife and stab the sheep in the head before i'd call the police. or fuck that i'd even wrestle the sheep with my dick still in it...fuck the police, no one needs to know that shit
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