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Kal is Making Himself

Your avarice divorces you from reality

About Me

408-726-5858 IT'S MY PHONE NUMBER!! CALL ME SOMETIME!! My aim is fixednconsequent, but don't hold yo breath i'm never on it.

Sin With Every Breath


Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Altruism |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.commessy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture

My Interests

I've spent a thousand lifetimes trying to discover what just can't be found. I don't really understand myself, and no matter where I am or who I'm with I have this nagging feeling that I'm alone. I feel like everything I say just goes over everybody's head, and I wonder why. I'm the leftovers of extinguished potential, A thousand amazing Ideas that would shake the cosmos that will never come to be. But at the end of the day I always remember, life goes on, and we all stand under the same sun, and the world really is extraordinary

I'd like to meet:

Allison Robertson from The Donnas....drool.....

Music:

I like pretty much all styles of music. right now im really into ska, blues, and swing. but i like metal, r&b, jazz, old school rock n' roll and flamenco im just getting into. my fav bands/artists are metallica,Jack Johnson led zep, los lonely boys, no doubt, blackfoot, broken social scene, eric clapton, albert collins,stevie ray vaughn, planet smashers, jackoffjill, diamond head, kenny wayne sheaperd, AC/DC, outkast, GreenDay, Duke Ellington, Loius Armstrong, disturbed, B.B. King, flogging molly, the misfits, Norah Jones, Badi Assad, Les Claypool, Motorhead, Aerosmith, Bob Seiger, George Thorogood, Chuck Berry, Blue oyster cult, Rammstein, Van Halen, Scorpions, Tiger army, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Black Sabbath, Black Flag, Clutch, ZZ top, The Donnas, Pink Floyd, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Chris Andersen, Guns n' Roses, Loudness, Interpol, The Pillows, Breaking Benjamin, The Doors, The Who, Joss Stone, Rage against the machine/soundgarden/adioslave, Robert Johnson, Lee Harper, Goldfinger, VooDooGlowSkulls, Outlaws, Frank Zappa, Joe Satriani,Cream,Infectious Grooves,The White Stripes Muddy Waters, Queen, Daisuke Ishiwatare, Queens of the Stone Age,Gary Moore, Fishbone, The Vines,The Kleptones, Panic at the Disco, Wolfmother, Mustard Plug, D.J. Fuzzums, OPM, Silversun Pickups, Nujabes, Hideki Naganuma, B.B. Rights, Toronto(the techno Toronto)Aesop Rock, Run D.M.C., Andre Nickatina, The Toasters, Cypress Hill, Streetlight Manifesto, EL-P, Digable Planets, Hangar 18, Reps, Rick James, Bob Marley, Rob Sonic, The Aquabats, United Future Orginazation, Portishead, Goldbug, Freak Power

Movies:

I like the last samurai, hamburger hill, rush hours, underworld, somekind of monster, full metal jacket, good morning vietnam, yellow submarine, hellboy, big trouble, xmen/x2, the buena vista social club, south park: the movie, kill bill1&2, Lost in translation, passion fish, the nighmare before christmas, Shaun of the dead, Napolean dynamyte, team america, RE&RE2, all the bond movies....ever, harold and Kumar, The Bourne Identity &sequels, Mission Impossible 2, austin powers movies, The Goonies, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Carlitos Way, BASEketball, Blade Movies, CrossroadsNOT THE BRITNEY SPEARS ONE!!!, Platoon, Pitch Black&Riddick, The whole nine&ten yards, Once upon a time in Mexico, Matchstick men, Tomb Raider, The replacements, Matrix movies, a knights tale, The Order, All Jackie Chan films, Dodgeball, theres somthing about mary, Groundhog day, Old School, Euro trip, Star Wars, Crouching Tiger, Hero, Once upon a time in China, Kiss of the Dragon, Romeo must die, The enforcer, Men in Black, Dog Day Afternoon, Resivoir Dogs, S.W.A.T, The Recruit, Unckle Buck, Black Sheep, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Clerks and jay and silent bob strike back, American pie movies, Dude Wheres my Car?, The Thirteenth Warrior, Braveheart, Grind, Road Trip,Wedding Crashers, Barefoot Contessa, Boyz in the hood,Sin City, Snatch, Tombstone, The Life Aqautic, Fun with Dick and Jane, The Replacement Killers, House of Flying Daggers, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Accepted, BEERFEST!, Little Miss Sunshine, Fearless, Jackass 2, A Scanner Darkly, The Science of Sleep, Clerks 2, Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, Blades of Glory, Aqua teen hunger force colon movie film for theatres , Superbad

Television:

South Park, CSI, Adult Swim, Simpsons, Angry Beavers, Chapelle show, ZIM, The Daily Show.

Books:

ill go by authors i like: H.P. Lovecraft, Faulkner, Tolstoy, Dostoefsky, Anne Rice, Tom Clancy, Cervantes, Hemingway, Jules Verne, Herman Melville, Homer, Chauser, Dickens, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King

Heroes:

This Guy

My Blog

Growing Tired

Look at me world, all brand new and barely out of the celephane. A twisted word that told you there was no preamble here, For you did not see me made. Little bits and pieces down the assembly line, on...
Posted by Kal is Making Himself on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:42:00 PST

Day turns Night

daylight through a tunnel?or nightlight in a bubble?Freedom in a jar?machination through a funnel?build a better mousetrap?dislodging dirty houserats?power to the people?or the rat racers' evils?day t...
Posted by Kal is Making Himself on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:04:00 PST

Insomiac Revelry

It's been a long time since I've been to this place. It feels like a moldy memory that fell out of the scrapbook and got bent beneath the boxes. It's so rare these days that I talk plainly, even to my...
Posted by Kal is Making Himself on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:41:00 PST

No sleep for the city tonight

I've got nothing to spin in this lyrical loombut i'll wax poetic to this lackluster tuneI'll make nothing sound like a fool's paradisepainting nostalgic memories etched in black and whiteI miss the st...
Posted by Kal is Making Himself on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:01:00 PST

AH!

The first snag in my insidious planto trap that garden gnome in the family vanventing never felt so good as it could when I was pounding his little face in goodKals gone now he'll be back when his arm...
Posted by Kal is Making Himself on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:36:00 PST

dancing in a crowded room

This floor revolves around us as you stare with open mouth"I still need an answer my dear" with a horizontal lie upon my faceYour mind is fleeting and your guise is thin o charlatan The Artful Dodger ...
Posted by Kal is Making Himself on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:56:00 PST

The unraveling PT 2: Where Hope won’t follow

Dictionaly dictate if you will miss stenographer The Reeferendum of this cannibal caste masterSynopsis: 4 drug dealers fulfillin the prophecyThe battle of the century cop dropped on the sceneMY ANGELi...
Posted by Kal is Making Himself on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:50:00 PST

The unravelling. PT.1: The Score

I see now how the philosophy mis-spunThis deadric prophet cast his hope upon a punMoody mishelved mistress with a loaded gunshot aces through my heart for a bitter justificationThe pressure pushes pap...
Posted by Kal is Making Himself on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:19:00 PST

I CANT WRITE

I'm in another funk.....anyone got any ideas? what do you usually do when you can't write?
Posted by Kal is Making Himself on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:14:00 PST

A heart to heart about life.

I've heard it so much. It is an echo of my entire childhood. Everything i've ever wanted and aspired to, with all my lofty dreams and forgotten knowledge. LIFE IS OVERRATEDOf course the real crime isn...
Posted by Kal is Making Himself on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:16:00 PST