toy hamsters found to carry zhubonic plague |
The Centers for Disease Control has reported an outbreak of a rare and deadly form of plague believed to be responsible for the fall of Mayan civilization and the extinction of the dinosaurs. The inf...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:14:00 GMT |
Lou Dobbs Quits CNN to... |
(a) Prance Naked in New Clothes(b) Dance with Shopping Cart on Sunset Blvd(c) Channel William Burroughs Full Time(d) Overthrow Evil Cabal Known as Civilized World(e) Go on Safari in Mexico(f) Write Me...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:56:00 GMT |
heaven and hell |
When the flame of every candleHas burned into the ground,And the floods of the many riversHave settled into the sea,We will meet at the crossing of the four corners of the earth,Where the sun's span o...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:50:00 GMT |
falsity of the golden rule |
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Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:17:00 GMT |
ruminant meditation on mortality |
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:00:00 GMT |
ode to Predaking |
I terrorize in the dark.Where am I?Where is my unicorn?Retro-80s.Phantoms make decepticons in the night.I am alone.I float like Predaking.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:55:00 GMT |
the news in 60 seconds |
President-Elect Obama appointed a plethora of competent, intelligent, and eminently qualified persons to fill a variety of government posts, causing economists to worry that the entertainment industry...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 22:25:00 GMT |
its so cold... |
its so cold that my chinese dairy products are turning back into plastic.it's so cold that my silverware is superconducting.it's so cold that old ladies use my microwave to freeze-dry their dead cats....
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:44:00 GMT |
palin returned to wild following incident |
ANCHORAGE, AK. Alaska governor Sarah Palin responded this morning to criticisms by former McCain aides who said that during debate preparation she didn't know what NAFTA was and that she "was unable ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:05:00 GMT |
higgs boson found between cushions of couch |
LOS ANGELES, CA. Scientists searching for the so-called "God particle" at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland have been beaten to the punch. Last night, Los Angeles resident Josh Gelweiler stum...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:08:00 GMT |
