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Bumblebear

buzz, growl, whimper...

About Me

my mom is a honey producing insect and my dad is a panda! need to know more? if you think that my messages are cute, i suggest you rethink some things. talk to me first, i may just surprise you. i don't wanna talk about myself, i am not interesting, i'd rather we talk about you. whatever i messaged you, i do mean it, whatever i said, i meant. no bull! i am looking for new friends, nothing more. i could promise you the moon and the friggin' stars, but i would be very much disappointed with you if you actually believed everything you read over the internet. let's just be friends, ok? you don't really believe that i am really half insect and half mammal and that i live in boston and that i am ninety nine plus years old, right? oh and for your information, this is a warning label by the surgeon general. if we do become friends, bumblebear's batteries are not included. bumblebears may contain small parts. bumblebear accessories, each sold separately.

My Interests

dandelions, salmon, unspoiled beaches, well-written literature, independent films, violent sports, warm rainy days, games intelligent critters play, the environment, world peace(?), grizzly bees and finding out what makes you tick.

I'd like to meet:

actual tree-huggers, environmental freedom fighters, peaceniks that bomb terrorists back to the stone age, archaeologists with whips and guns and/or big boobs, mad scientists, the dominatrix of my dreams, sexy professional wrestlers with the face and body of goddesses, real italian gangsters, old school hackers, people that see dead people, dead people that see people, assasins in spandex, superheroes in spandex, ninjas in bikinis, lifeguards in bikinis, fat professors with rubber pets, white trash with big fancy fast automobiles, vampires with a tan or in thongs, talking animals, schizophrenic puppets, samurais in subways, elves in love with mortals, walking mummies, walking mummies that kill kids, walking mummies that kill grownups, kids that kill walking mummies, ENCHANTED ELEPHANTS and archers in green beating up big blue birds or vice versa, whichever comes first! and of course, creatures like me...

Music:

bumblebears. although cannot dance or sing, are known to love music of all types and are known to hum to the tune of a few of the catchy ones...

Movies:

bumblebears love movies. bumblebear tamers found out that movies have the power to turn bumblebears from active animals to zombie-like living room fixtures. so before being taken to the vet, bumblebears are made to watch movies so that they would be docile. porn on the other hand, have the opposite effect on bumblebears. porn acts like tranquilizers on bumblebears after a flurry of activity right after watching particularly hot scenes.

Television:

aside from being half mammal and half insect, bumblebears are said to be a third vegetable. there are instances, especially when bumblebears are depressed that bumblebears are known to turn into couch potatoes and stay that way for days, hibernating while the telly is left on.

Books:

during times past, bumblebears use books only as sidedishes to fried foods. after a bumblebear-tamer taught bumblebears to read, bumblebears found out that they adore books and are known to read thick ones in a matter of mere hours. then and only then, do they eat the books after reading it. ^.^

Heroes:

bumblebears do not know what heroes are. to bumblebears heroes is just some form of sandwich. although to bumblebears, heroes if need me, can also be consumed without bread. much tastier that way... :P

My Blog

BUMBLEBEAR TIPS

1. if a bumblebear sends you a message or if you are communicating with a bumblebear, please don't be rude. if you do not have anything nice to say, don't say anything. if you are rude, then the bumbl...
Posted by Bumblebear on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:37:00 PST

More useless crap!

Tarzan! What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!) brought to you by Quizilla kinky isn't a feather...its using the whole damnchicken! and you kno it. you are so kinky thateven you ar...
Posted by Bumblebear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

useless scraps...

why i do this? go blame sharon! :)) Dream, the third of The Endless, you are in chargeof the Dreaming, all imagination andcreativity, everyone knows your beautifulrealm, but none truly understand...
Posted by Bumblebear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST