dandelions, salmon, unspoiled beaches, well-written literature, independent films, violent sports, warm rainy days, games intelligent critters play, the environment, world peace(?), grizzly bees and finding out what makes you tick.
actual tree-huggers, environmental freedom fighters, peaceniks that bomb terrorists back to the stone age, archaeologists with whips and guns and/or big boobs, mad scientists, the dominatrix of my dreams, sexy professional wrestlers with the face and body of goddesses, real italian gangsters, old school hackers, people that see dead people, dead people that see people, assasins in spandex, superheroes in spandex, ninjas in bikinis, lifeguards in bikinis, fat professors with rubber pets, white trash with big fancy fast automobiles, vampires with a tan or in thongs, talking animals, schizophrenic puppets, samurais in subways, elves in love with mortals, walking mummies, walking mummies that kill kids, walking mummies that kill grownups, kids that kill walking mummies, ENCHANTED ELEPHANTS and archers in green beating up big blue birds or vice versa, whichever comes first! and of course, creatures like me...
bumblebears. although cannot dance or sing, are known to love music of all types and are known to hum to the tune of a few of the catchy ones...
bumblebears love movies. bumblebear tamers found out that movies have the power to turn bumblebears from active animals to zombie-like living room fixtures. so before being taken to the vet, bumblebears are made to watch movies so that they would be docile. porn on the other hand, have the opposite effect on bumblebears. porn acts like tranquilizers on bumblebears after a flurry of activity right after watching particularly hot scenes.
aside from being half mammal and half insect, bumblebears are said to be a third vegetable. there are instances, especially when bumblebears are depressed that bumblebears are known to turn into couch potatoes and stay that way for days, hibernating while the telly is left on.
during times past, bumblebears use books only as sidedishes to fried foods. after a bumblebear-tamer taught bumblebears to read, bumblebears found out that they adore books and are known to read thick ones in a matter of mere hours. then and only then, do they eat the books after reading it. ^.^
bumblebears do not know what heroes are. to bumblebears heroes is just some form of sandwich. although to bumblebears, heroes if need me, can also be consumed without bread. much tastier that way... :P