VALERIE ALEXANDRA [va-leh-ry a-leks-andra], n; An eccentric individual sporting a green and yellow plaid shirt, red polka dotted capri pants and pink high cut chuck taylors. Legendary for its side comments and silly ideas during times of great conflict. Has a case of the incessant giggles. Is unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe. Usually found with PEEL anywhere the TAU GUMMY BEARS are.
Alright, here's the deal. This Hip-Hop lingo bullshit doesn't fly with Valerie Alexandra. For example, if you tell me to "holla", I'll kill you. Now to the fun stuff. I won't sit here and type about how much of a nice girl I am. If I respect you, I'll take a bullet for you, done deal. I don't have many friends these days, but I love the ones I still have dearly. I've been told by many that I have a strong personality. I enjoy the little things. I enjoy a good laugh. I've been known to be very goofy and careless. Musically I am currently brightening my skills in piano[lol yes, how nerdy. but that's the only way I can get into Conservatory]. The odds of me being ashamed or offended about anything are pretty slim. I can't stand people who are always busy. LIVE for fucks sake. I look into things deeper than most people do. It's that crazy thing called THINKING!!! I don't hate people, I just choose not to talk to them. I never ask for pity. I think everyone should tell their History teacher that he or she is full of shit. I scream at people outside when I'm driving. I can get rid of my headaches by punching myself, really hard. I tend to be relaxed all the time. I don't worry much or panic. I'm hyper and caffeine does jack shit to me. I'll talk to just about anyone. I remember having an hour long conversation with a homeless man in Intramuros a while back. I can't believe you're still reading this! My natural look seems to have this "I just got out of bed or really pissed" look to it. If I ever see someone on a cell phone, I make noise ALOT. I used to help out at Acer's uncle's printing company and I'd get high off paint thinner everyday. Not by choice mind you. I attented a business school for about 15 months majoring in Marketing. I did very well, but I lost interest and didn't see the point in staying, but I had a lot of fun. I miss the mass of people I met there - not the elite people I'm used to dealing with though. I care more for nature than I do people I don't like, but that has limits. DOGS are cool people. I don't kill anything that is alive. I'm getting tired of typing about me. Don't be shy, motherfuckers. (This profile was created out of sheer boredom.) I've been on this site before. I usually add people that I find interesting. And hey, if I don't make any friends, big fucking whoop.
I am a self proclaimed philosopher, self appointed ruler of all things cool, and a daddy's girl. What else.. Oh, I can make a whistling noise with my hands. I don't know how to play chess but I can ride a bike. I don't know how to play computer games and sometimes when I'm alone, I sing and dance.
You Should Be an Actor
You have a flair for the dramatic, and you probably already do a lot of acting in your day to day life, just to entertain yourself.
No need to steal the spotlight from your friends... You'll get plenty of attention once you start acting professionally!
What Sort of Artist Should You Be?
