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About Me

The Retarded Potentials have or still do jump off the porch instead of using the stairs, check their mail three hours after its there, engage in whiffleball on the courthouse lawn, get old video games at rob's pawn, refuse to ever untie their shoes, pay $20 to hear you attempt Subterranean Homesick Blues, flatten coins on railroad tracks, spell out inappropriate words on grocery store racks, believe gummybears are to be eaten and not used as weapons, climb trees on windy days to have a photograph taken, think a test tube baby will bring back rock and roll in about eleven years, and pray sincerely hoping the test tube baby's band covers a song of theirs.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/14/2006
Band Members: whoever whenever wherever whatever but primarily allen dave and travis on the instrument closest to the ashtray
Influences: birth, school, work, death, losing at backstab, devo dolls (how much?), winter, sand burrs, indecision, confidence, forgiveness, contempt, awareness. all on the friend list, water and things below or above it, the heterodyning double basswich, giant abobo nightmares
Sounds Like: toys painted with lead and dampened rustic threads or sweet sweet sugar in the morning
Type of Label: None

My Blog

how I met Slash

So I’m flying back to Seattleand I sat next to Slashand said "whats it like to make such metal music,to make such metal friends?"And he reached up overheadand he opened up the overhead compartme...
Posted by the retarded potentials on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:08:00 PST

spring cleaning

or just kind of throw all the crap in a closet until I can figure out what to do with itsome other day ...
Posted by the retarded potentials on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:54:00 PST

the hills of the yellow jade

Try to visualize the many universes like soap bubbles which slowly float in space past, toward and away from each other. They vary in size and configuration. Their speed of motion is not exactly the s...
Posted by the retarded potentials on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST