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Which Trainspotting Character Are You? MyGen Profile Generator
You Are Most Like John F. Kennedy
You live a fairy tale life that most people envy.
And while you may have a few dark secrets, few people know them. For example, you banged Marilyn Monroe even after she was dead. You also have a terrible fear of convertibles.
"Texas is the reason that the presidents dead!" The Misfits
Take the quiz:
Which Griffin Family Guy Character are you?

Brian
Cheers, your brian, your a good friend to those around you and are quite witty and humorous, you do have a drinking problem, however that only adds to your cool character
My score on The LONG Scientific Personality Test :
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are 68% Bipolar
You're more than moody - you're a bit unstable.
If your mood swings are effecting your life, you may need to seek help. Are You Bipolar?
You Should Be a Film Writer
You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen! What Type of Writer Should You Be?
You Are an Alien
You're so strange, people occasionally wonder if you're from another world.
You don't try to be different, but you see most things from a very unique, very offbeat perspective.
Brilliant to the point of genius, you definitely have some advanced intelligence going on.
No matter what circles you travel in, you always feel like a stranger. And it's a feeling you've learned to like.
Your greatest power: Your superhuman brain
Your greatest weakness: Your lack of empathy - you just don't get humans
You play well with: Zombies What Kind of Monster Are You?
I spent most of the past fifteen years of my life working to ensure that I'd have some sort of creative job. Now that I have a creative job (not my dream gig but creative) I've found that's not really the key to happiness. So now I'm really concerned with what the key to happiness is. I'm fairly certain it's not impressing people by buying big shiny things.
My hunch is that happiness only exists in tiny moments and that's the most we can hope for.
Beyond that, well, I'm eccentric, bald, moody, bald, a performer, bald, creative, bald, funny, bald, intelligent, bald, geeky, bald, irreverent, bald, self-obsessed, bald, and bald.

My Interests

Screenwriting, Film and TV Production, Film and TV Consumption, Acting, Online Media, Literature, Poetry, Theater, Theater Production, ASL, Art, Sex, Porn, Music That Takes Chances, Photography, Mental Illness, Philosophy, Politics, Activism, Science (particularly what it teaches us about the human condition), Video Games

I'd like to meet:

All the usual suspects...Well, maybe not the Baldwin but the rest of them.

Music:

16 Horsepower, a-ha, abba, Aerosmith, Alanis Morissette, Alice Cooper, Angelo Badalamenti, Ani Difranco, The Animals, Aquabats, Arcade Fire, Aretha Franklin, The B-52's, B.B. King, The Bangles, Barry White, Bay City Rollers, The Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Bette Midler, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Big Bopper, Billie Holiday, Billy Brag, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Bis, Bjork, Black Flag, Blind Mellon, Blondie, Blur, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Brian Eno, The Brian Setzer Orchestra, Bright Eyes, Bruce Springsteen, Buddy Holly & The Crickets, The Buggles, Cake, The Cars, Cat Stevens, Champs, Charlie Parker, Chuck Berry, Circle Jerks, The Clash, Count Basie, The Cramps, The Cranberries, The Cure, Danzig, David Bowie, David Byrne, The Dead Kennedys, The Dead Milkmen, Dean Martin, Death Cab For Cutie, Danny Elfman, The Decemberists, Depeche Mode, Desmond Dekker, Devo, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Dick Dale, The Doors, The Dresden Dolls, Duran Duran, Eels, Einsturzende Neubauten, Ella Fitzgerald, Elliott Sharp, Elliott Smith, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Elvis Presley, Eminem, Enya, Erasure, Eurythmics, The Everly Brothers, Faith No More, Fatboy Slim, Fats Domino, Fear, Filter, Fishbone, Frank Black, Frank Sinatra, Frank Zappa, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Freedy Johnston, Gary Jules, Gladys Knight & The Pips, Gloria Gaynor, The Go-Go's, Green Day, Guided By Voices, Guns N Roses, Hank Williams, The Human League, Ice Cube, Iggy & The Stooges, INXS, Jane's Addiction, Janis Joplin, Jeff Buckley, Jefferson Airplane, Jello Biafra, Jerry Lee Lewis, Jimi Hendrix, Joan Jett, John Lee Hooker, Johnny Cash, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Judas Priest, K's Choice, The Killers, The Kinks, Kool & The Gang, Kiss, Laibach, Laurie Anderson, Leonard Cohen, Link Wray, Little Richard, Liz Phair, Lou Reed, Louis Armstrong, Louis Prima, Marilyn Manson, Marvin Gaye, Mazzy Star, Mel Torme, Metallica, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mike Doughty, Moby, Modest Mouse, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Nancy Sinatra, Negativland, Neil Diamond, Neko Case, New Order, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, NIN, Nirvana, Norah Jones, Oasis, Operation Ivy, Otis Redding, The Owls, Ozzy Osbourne, Patsy Cline, Paul Simon, Pearl Jam, Pet Shop Boys, Pete Townshend, The Pietasters, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, PJ Harvey, The Plugz, The Pogues, The Police, Pondo Sinatra, The Postal Service, Primus, Pulp, Pussy Galore, Queen, Quiet Riot, R.E.M., Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, The Ramones, Rancid, Ratt, Randy Newman, Ray Charles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Remy Zero, The Replacements, The Residents, Reverend Horton Heat, Richard Wagner, Ricky Nelson, Ritchie Valens, Rob Zombie, The Rolling Stones, The Romantics, Roy Orbison, Rufus Wainwright, Run DMC, Sarah Vaughan, Savage Aural Hotbed, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Severed Heads, Sex Pistols, The Shins, Simon & Garfunkel, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Skankin' Pickle, Smashing Pumpkins, Smokey Robinson, Sonic Youth, Soul Coughing, The Specials, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stereo Total, Sting, Stray Cats, The Strokes, Subhumans, Suicidal Tendencies, Talking Heads, Tears For Fears, Thelonius Monk, They Might Be Giants, Tina Turner, Tom Jones, Tom Lehrer, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Tom Waits, Tony Bennett, Toots and the Maytals, U2, Ugly Casanova, The Velvet Underground, The Verve Pipe, The Violent Femmes, Wall Of Voodoo, Waylon Jennings, Ween, "Weird Al" Yankovik, The White Stripes, The Who, Wilco, Willie Nelson, XTC, Zoogz Rift

Movies:

Based largely on the films I've rated in Netflicks.
12 Angry Men, 12 Monkeys, 21 Grams, 28 Days Later, The 400 Blows, 2001: A Space Odyssey, About a Boy, Adaptation, Affliction, The African Queen, Airplane!, All the President's Men, Almost Famous, American Beauty, American History X, American Splendor, An American Werewolf in London, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Apocalypse Now, Annie Hall, Army of Darkness, Arsenic and Old Lace, Barry Lyndon, Barton Fink, Batman, Battleship Potemkin, Beetlejuice, Being John Malkovich, Better Off Dead, The Bicycle Thief, The Big Chill, The Big Kahuna, The Big Lebowski, The Big One, Big Trouble in Little China, Biloxi Blues, The Birds, Blazing Saddles, Bonnie and Clyde, Bottle Rocket, Brazil, The Breakfast Club, Brighton Beach Memoirs, Bringing Out the Dead, Broadcast News, Bullets Over Broadway, The 'Burbs, Cabaret, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Caddyshack, Casablanca, Casino, Cecil B. Demented, Chicago, Children of a Lesser God, Children of Men, Chinatown, Citizen Kane, City of God, The City of Lost Children, A Clockwork Orange, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Clue, Coffee and Cigarettes, Collateral, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Constant Gardener, Contact, Control Room, The Conversation, Cool Hand Luke, The Corporation, Cradle Will Rock, Cronos, Das Boot, Dawn of the Dead, Dead Man, Dead Man Walking, Dead Poets Society, Dead Ringers, The Deer Hunter, Deconstructing Harry, Deliverance, The Departed, The Devil's Rejects, Diabolique, Do the Right Thing, Dog Day Afternoon, Double Indemnity, Down by Law, Dr. Strangelove, Drugstore Cowboy, Easy Rider, Eight Men Out, The Elephant Man, Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room, Escape from New York, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex…, The Evil Dead, The Exorcist, Eyes Wide Shut, Fahrenheit 9/11, Falling Down, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, A Fish Called Wanda, The Fisher King, Five Easy Pieces, Flatliners, The Fly, The Fog of War, Freaks, Full Metal Jacket, The General, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, Ghostbusters, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, Good Night and Good Luck, GoodFellas, The Graduate, The Grapes of Wrath, The Great Dictator, Grosse Pointe Blank, Halloween, Harold and Maude, Heat, Heathers, Hellraiser, Henry & June, High Fidelity, High Noon, A History of Violence, Hotel Rwanda, The Hours, The House of Yes, The Hudsucker Proxy, The Hunger, Hurlyburly, The Inside Man, The Insider, Jacob's Ladder, Jaws, The Killing Fields, L.A. Confidential, L.A. Story, The Last Picture Show, Lawrence of Arabia, Lenny, Less Than Zero, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Life Is Beautiful, The Limey, Little Shop of Horrors, Lone Star, Lord of War, Lost Highway, M, Man Bites Dog, Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky, Marathon Man, Matewan, The Matrix, Mean Streets, Memento, Metropolis, Michael Collins, Mildred Pierce, Miller's Crossing, Misery, The Mothman Prophecies, Mr. Mom, Mystic River, Naked Lunch, Natural Born Killers, Network, Night Watch, The Nightmare Before Christmas, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Nobody's Fool, North by Northwest, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Odd Couple, On the Waterfront, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Out of Sight, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Patton, The Pianist, The Piano, Pirates of the Caribbean, Platoon, The Player, Poltergeist, Pick Up Your Ears, Prince of Darkness, The Princess Bride, The Producers, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Raging Bull, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rain Man, Raising Arizona, Rear Window, Repo Man, Reservoir Dogs, RoboCop, Roger & Me, Rosemary's Baby, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Salvador, Saving Private Ryan, Say Anything, Scanners, Scarface, Schindler's List, Scream, Seven, Seven Samurai, sex lies and videotape, Shaun of the Dead, The Shining, Shrek, Shrek 2, Sid & Nancy, Sideways, The Silence of the Lambs, The Sixth Sense, Sleepers, Spaceballs, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Star Wars, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Stranger than Paradise, Stripes, Summer of Sam, Sunset Boulevard, The Sweet Hereafter, Swimming with Sharks, Swingers, Taxi Driver, The Terminator, They Live, The Thing, The Third Man, To Kill a Mockingbird, Touch of Evil, Traffic, Trainspotting, Un Chien Andalou, Unforgiven, The Untouchables, V For Vendetta, Vertigo, Waiting for Guffman, Walk the Line, War of the Worlds, Welcome to Sarajevo, West Side Story, When Harry Met Sally, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Wild at Heart, Wings of Desire, Wonder Boys, The Woodsman, X-Men, X-Men 2, Young Frankenstein, and many more...

Television:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Serenity, Smallville, The X-Files, The 4400, Dead Like Me, Six Feet Under, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dexter's Lab, The Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy, Arrested Development, Chappelle's Show, Aeon Flux, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Mr. Show, The Young Ones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Battlestar Galactica, The Shield.

My Blog

This Damn Thing Doesn’t Work At All

So I think I’m at the end of my rope with MySpace. The site just doesn’t work. My use of MySpace has dropped to the occasional login when I get a message or friend request and this morni...
Posted by lbs. on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:31:00 PST

Tag

Ok, so I would normally not succumb to such a game but because it was Beth and as her myspace handle suggests, she kicks ass, I have no choice.  As I understand the rules of said game, I now have...
Posted by lbs. on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:13:00 PST

Lbs. Two Weeks In Review 10/9 to 10/24

Ok, so I missed last week.  I've been insanely busy which, as it happens, you'll get to read about below.  Enjoy. - Brady and Todd loved The Dead Won't Die script but they do want some chang...
Posted by lbs. on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST

Lbs Week In Review 10/1 to 10/8

So it seems I've proven that the best way to alienate your friends/readers is to detail a mental collapse in your blog.  I went from eight comments one week to zero the next.  I guess m...
Posted by lbs. on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:01:00 PST

The lbs. week in review 9/24 to 10/1

Welcome to the lbs week in review for the end of September. So you'll notice a lot less activity took place over this past week.  The reason is pretty simple, I went fucking nuts.  I, like m...
Posted by lbs. on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:22:00 PST

Lbs Week In Review Sept. 17th

Welcome to the lbs. week in review for Sept 17th through the 23rd. I continue to hack up thick goopy stuff from my lungs.  Normally this would send me spirally into paranoid thoughts of cancer an...
Posted by lbs. on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:41:00 PST

Lbs Week In Review Sept. 10th

Welcome to the 2nd installment of lbs week in review.  I was sick with a cold for the entire week (still am a bit sniffly) so you'll notice a bit of a fall off in activity.  So what did I do...
Posted by lbs. on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:31:00 PST

Lbs Week In Review Sept 1

Ok, so I took all of last week off from the day job and I've been managing a lot of "what did you do?" questions.  So here it is, a new thing I'll start doing, the Lbs. week in review! -Finished ...
Posted by lbs. on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:10:00 PST

Still Here

I haven't posted in a very long time. That's probably a good thing. That means I'm too busy to write about myself. But I wanted to post something just to say I'm still here. So what have I been do...
Posted by lbs. on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:19:00 PST

Eve Of Destruction

As I drove to work this morning MPR was all abuzz with Bush's anticipated announcement that we're going to raise troop levels as a "new way forward".  "New my ass," I said and grabbed my iPod.&n...
Posted by lbs. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST