I am your pole dancer, a dancer for money... |
My Tasters of Choice, I long for the day when no one needs my advice or has any questions. But until that day, I will always put you up on a pedestal and throw opinion rocks at you till you fall ont...
Posted by YES, ANDY! on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:50:00 PST |
Three lefts make a right... |
My Dearest Flock Of Seagulls, I have to be honest with you. I owe it to all of my faithful readers. I just deleted a paragraph containing flowing prose and tales of valiant knights all in the hopes of...
Posted by YES, ANDY! on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST |
Porky's Revenge... |
My silver bells of Christmas cheer, Many questions are coming into the Yes Andy Headquarters. I have now taken to answer them in varying degrees of importance. While I do like the bland question now a...
Posted by YES, ANDY! on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:32:00 PST |
A soapy lather... |
Citizens of the planet, Looks like the word is spreading, and for that, I thank you. Answering your questions is like a really good cup of coffee right when you wake up in the morning. You know, when ...
Posted by YES, ANDY! on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:54:00 PST |
It's pronounced: Pen-oose. It's french... |
Hey Panda Bears, The people demand my wisdom, and much like city hall, you can't fight it. I am your public servant, and you are my masters. Whip me, beat me, and write me bad checks. You know the ol...
Posted by YES, ANDY! on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:33:00 PST |
Putting the green in...Something green. |
It's a little wild and a little strange&When you make your home out on the range& Hey Dude(s)! The train keeps on rolling down the track with this little ditty from the swinging streets of Uptown. It ...
Posted by YES, ANDY! on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:47:00 PST |
Self absorbed poppycock! |
Goodevening Masters & Mistresses.I'm a bit backed up in questions, but I will try to tackle them all by the end of this weekend. Bear with me, Yes Andy! is but one man, and no man is an island.&nb...
Posted by YES, ANDY! on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:25:00 PST |
I'll get you He-man! Said Ment-or... |
Hello again, faithful flock of seagulls.Lancy needs some help, and I am all about helping today. And everyday. Keep it coming, I don't go out of the house except to drink and chew bubblegum. (my socia...
Posted by YES, ANDY! on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:11:00 PST |
I'll inspire you. I'll inspire you right to the moon. |
Hello citizens of FunkyTown, Boy howdy! Ask and you shall recieve, huh?! I wanted questions, and you gave them to me in abundance! It might take me a day or two to answer everything, as it is a ...
Posted by YES, ANDY! on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:51:00 PST |
Are you testing me? Well, I pass! |
Dearest Ones,I am still here, but the messages have been drying up the last couple of days. Remember to gently suggest that your friends come and ask me things. I will hug them with words, kiss them w...
Posted by YES, ANDY! on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST |
