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Josh

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I’m a deliciously handsome actor/writer/comedian who recently relocated from Minneapolis to LA. I moved out here to be a writer, kinda’ like The Muppet Movie. As I understand, I’m the first person to ever do that, so I expect it to go shockingly well... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interested in a fun, sexy time. Also, your mom.

Music:

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Movies:

Oh, so many. Back to the Future, Shaun of the Dead, High Fidelity, Anything by Pixar, Die Hard, Scream, Royal Tennebaums, Anchorman, Old School, Anything with hot chicks with guns blowing crap up.

Television:

TV is the greatest. I wish there was another day of the week, cause that means there'd be more shows. Currently: 24, Hereoes, Lost, OC (RIP), Arrested Development(RIP....again), Scrubs, The Office, Veronica Mars (Yeah, I said it!), and.....um......hey, look at that weird thing behind you....Grey's Anatomy. But that's only cause that show once prominently featured my back.

Books:

Dude, they make those into movies now!

Heroes:

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My Blog

The Carson Daily

The Carson Daily has moved. To here: http://josh-carson. blogspot. com/Please follow it there, and continue to love it, and I'll continue to update it. I promise....
Posted by Josh on Sat, 03 May 2008 04:22:00 PST

"So, you play pretty good for a blind white boy." "Yeah, and I thought youd be bigger."

I’m not sure why I stopped blogging.   It wasn’t for lack of adventures and/or awkward moments of social retardation.   In the past three weeks: ยท     &...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:47:00 PST

"My gym has stockholders, your gym doesnt even have cup holders"Why would I want cup holders?

Both devotees and novices alike to the Carson Daily know that I’m my own harshest critic, a conclusion I seem to continually re-discover for myself, the most recent re-discovery occurring within...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:18:00 PST

Im sure Jon probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G and an I

Blog, once again I've neglected you for no other reason than lackadaisical energy and interest. There's been no increase in happily-ever-after nor is there a job and/or project eating up most of my ti...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:31:00 PST

Listen. If we cant break the ice, how bout we drown it?

You'd think that moving back would have left my early morning anxiety attacks haunting the new residents of 5362 Monroe, sorta' like a tamer, more relevant version of The Grudge. (A little internet re...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:13:00 PST

Hell, no H2O!

I had two major concerns about my re-relocation back to Minneapolis. That is, two major concerns in addition to my everyday fears, including but not limited to where to hide-out in case of zombie inva...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:00:00 PST

"Cold enough for ya? Brrrrrrr!" "Oh, shut up, fatass!"

It is zero degrees outside. Zero. There are no degrees happening outside the front door. I moved back to a place where there are no degrees.   What the fuck was I thinking!?!   Nah, just ki...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:20:00 PST

I never realize how much I like being home until Ive been somewhere really different for awhile

A mini-play that answers some burning questions:   (Josh sits at a table in Buca Di Beppo with Los Angeles and Minneapolis)   JOSH. Thank you both for meeting me, I know you're busy.  ...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST

Its only an island if you look at it from the water.

Choose whatever metaphor you wish; climbed an unclimbable mountain, killed an unkillable beast, devoured an impossibly large steak and even managed to get a dessert or two down so they'd throw in some...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:39:00 PST

Dont underestimate the mentally ill. We know how to count.

I've earned a nickname of the set of this film. That nickname is Jeffy. Why Jeffy? Well, because back during pre-production, a joke was made that I was completely useless to have around. I thought, 'Y...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:14:00 PST