The Carson Daily |
The Carson Daily has moved.
To here: http://josh-carson. blogspot. com/Please follow it there, and continue to love it, and I'll continue to update it.
I promise.... Posted by Josh on Sat, 03 May 2008 04:22:00 PST |
"So, you play pretty good for a blind white boy." "Yeah, and I thought youd be bigger." |
I’m not sure why I stopped blogging.
It wasn’t for lack of adventures and/or awkward moments of social retardation.
In the past three weeks:
ยท &... Posted by Josh on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:47:00 PST |
"My gym has stockholders, your gym doesnt even have cup holders"Why would I want cup holders? |
Both devotees and novices alike to the Carson Daily know that I’m my own harshest critic, a conclusion I seem to continually re-discover for myself, the most recent re-discovery occurring within... Posted by Josh on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:18:00 PST |
Im sure Jon probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G and an I |
Blog, once again I've neglected you for no other reason than lackadaisical energy and interest. There's been no increase in happily-ever-after nor is there a job and/or project eating up most of my ti... Posted by Josh on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:31:00 PST |
Listen. If we cant break the ice, how bout we drown it? |
You'd think that moving back would have left my early morning anxiety attacks haunting the new residents of 5362 Monroe, sorta' like a tamer, more relevant version of The Grudge. (A little internet re... Posted by Josh on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:13:00 PST |
Hell, no H2O! |
I had two major concerns about my re-relocation back to Minneapolis. That is, two major concerns in addition to my everyday fears, including but not limited to where to hide-out in case of zombie inva... Posted by Josh on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:00:00 PST |
"Cold enough for ya? Brrrrrrr!" "Oh, shut up, fatass!" |
It is zero degrees outside. Zero. There are no degrees happening outside the front door. I moved back to a place where there are no degrees.
What the fuck was I thinking!?!
Nah, just ki... Posted by Josh on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:20:00 PST |
I never realize how much I like being home until Ive been somewhere really different for awhile |
A mini-play that answers some burning questions:
(Josh sits at a table in Buca Di Beppo with Los Angeles and Minneapolis)
JOSH. Thank you both for meeting me, I know you're busy.
 ... Posted by Josh on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST |
Its only an island if you look at it from the water. |
Choose whatever metaphor you wish; climbed an unclimbable mountain, killed an unkillable beast, devoured an impossibly large steak and even managed to get a dessert or two down so they'd throw in some... Posted by Josh on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:39:00 PST |
Dont underestimate the mentally ill. We know how to count. |
I've earned a nickname of the set of this film. That nickname is Jeffy. Why Jeffy? Well, because back during pre-production, a joke was made that I was completely useless to have around. I thought, 'Y... Posted by Josh on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:14:00 PST |