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About Me

or check out my website: http://www.jeffellingson.net
Here's a link to the Remington commercial I did!
It's a fashion show spoof. All improv.
http://www.stefanemonzon.com/main.html
Punk'd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC5VOtO5Cv8
I wonder if there is a serial killer out there who has never been caught and if he locks his keys in his car and looks up and goes "Grrr. Karma's a bitch!"
You made your bed, now lie in it. Wait a minute . . . you didn't make your bed, you just pulled the covers up.
You look like Droopy the dog . . . but I like dogs.
I don't usually like big girls, but something about you intrigues me.
Remember that band Better Than Ezra? Yeah, well I don't like them cuz they were always making fun of my band, Ezra.
This is a salute to all the men and women serving over in IHOP
You're bulimic? Hmm. You don't LOOK bulimic.
http://www.lemonparty.org
I have a preposition for you ... with.

My Interests

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The Tribute

I'd like to meet:

Hayley Williams

..What is CRM? My Aunt Cindy's initials. She passed a way this year. I love and miss her greatly.

Music:

Martin Sexton, Imogen Heap, Test Icicles, The Shins, The Used, Marc Broussard, Amos Lee, Coheed & Cambria, Linkin Park, KISS, Guns N Roses, Dangerous Toys, Slipknot, Damien Rice, Colin Hay, White Stripes, Jellyfish, Kanye West, Prince, Tori Amos, Rufus Wainwright, Gavin DeGraw, Trevor Hall, Ray LaMontagne, Panic! At the Disco, Stevie Wonder, Jay-Z, Eminem, Usher, Cibo Matto, Hot Hot Heat, Rasuptina, System of a Down, Tool, NIN, Mars Volta, Tsar, Incubus, Foo Fighters, Travis, My Chemical Romance, Vain, Skid Row, Pantera, Wikked Gypsy, Dangerous Toys, Spread Eagle, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains, Blackfish, Jellyfish, REO Speedwagon, Night Ranger, Duran Duran, old (the real) Marilyn Manson, i could go on and on and on, but i'll end with Rico Suave.

Movies:

Fargo, Magnolia, Best In Show, Royal Tenenbaums, Punch Drunk Love, Made, Memento, Boogie Nights, Oliver, They Call me Trinity, Requiem for a Dream, Clue, Scarface, The Champ, Bottle Rocket, Wet Hot American Summer, Little Miss Sunshine, Borat

Television:

The Office (BBC), Wonder Showzen, Arrested Development, Da Ali G Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Animal Cops, Animal Precinct, Cold Case Files (A&E), WSOP

Books:

Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Fargo Rock City.

Heroes:

Dane Cook, Ricky Gervais, Captain Caveman

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My Blog

I thought I was a good speler

So whenever I write an e-mail or post a blog, I always spell-check words I think I may have misspelled . . . but I do it AFTER I send them. For instance, AFTER I post this bulletin, I will...
Posted by Friendster - CRM on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:51:00 PST

My mom making me delete my account

If you see that my page is missing anytime soon here is why . . . So my mom busts into my room last night demanding me to show her my myspace page. It's bad enough she didn't knock, but she DEMANDS t...
Posted by Friendster - CRM on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 10:34:00 PST

If I Were Gay

Sometimes I wish I was gay. Gay men get to feel boobs ALOT. Not that I'm obsessed with boobs. Boobs are like a six cd changer in a car. I don't have to have it, but if it's the...
Posted by Friendster - CRM on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 02:00:00 PST

I'm so happy

I'm not mad at you. I appreciate you stopping by. If you're reading this, we have already made it past the first step . . . knowing how to click on a link. I like people that know how to click on link...
Posted by Friendster - CRM on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friends? Really?

I just joined this lovely site and I keep getting invites from people I don't know to be their friends. No message or anything, just an invite. Now, this seems to me like going up to someone on the st...
Posted by Friendster - CRM on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST