Girl Hits My Car. Cue Me Feeling Bad. |
So I'm locking my car door in the parking lot of the grocery store I plan to buy meals for eating when a lady pulls in on my passenger side and swings her door open like she escaping a car full of sco...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 18:15:00 GMT |
I Frighten Girls When I Dance |
So my good friend Jen had a killer bday party at Hotel in Studio City. An 80's Prom Theme. Now if you know me well enough, you know how I love the 80's. This was my chance. I put together an amazi...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:21:00 GMT |
Dear Apparently Asian Lately Who Lives Across My Bedroom Window. |
Danny or Deni or whatever the fuck your kid's name is doesn't want to come back inside and eat breakfast. He wants to ride his bike. Shut the hell up at 8 in the morning. She could be asian, she ju...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:50:00 GMT |
Is Your Car Cockblocking You? |
So I got into a minor car accident today, creating to healthy lumps on the front level corner of my vehicle. After info was exchange, and regrets about taking that shortcut subsided my next thou...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 21:56:00 GMT |
I Don't Want Your Friendship Consolation Prize! |
"I'm spread out too thin dating 3/4 other guys," "You're not Jewish," "I need to know before we date that you're serious about me," "Your balls are hitting my butt too hard." These are all things girl...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 22:46:00 GMT |
Something amazing DOES happen when you turn 26! |
And if you're me, it's getting to be offiicially stood up for the first time! I gotta say, I was nervous. I didn't know how long one should customarily wait before you realize, "It's offic...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 16:57:00 GMT |
My Do's and Do Not's of Karaoke |
Now those of you that know me, know that I enjoy a good evening of karaoke. Whether it's a bar, one of those private asian roomjoints, or your neighbor's house...I'm probably gonna do a few numb...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 19:10:00 GMT |
Thank You Girl Dancing In Car!!! |
These past few weeks/months I've been feeling as if my care-free mentality and easy-going, outgoing personality is givng way to self-doubt due to the career I've set on and the financial woe...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 18:45:00 GMT |
Usable LA Dating Advice |
Now we all talk about how difficult it is to date in Los Angeles, what with the flakey, fickle, and lazy nature of this city and its inhabitants. I myself have been prone to a number of go-nowhe...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:19:00 GMT |
I am the Minnesota Golden Boy |
Slowly through my hometown area of S.E. Minnesota and college town Duluth, word is spreading that I have a small VERY SMALL part in the movie "The Benchwarmers". Nothing worth bragging abou...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:58:00 GMT |
