Ode to Mo |
we lost a member of our family yesterday - the one and only Monkey LeBron Kurtz has departed this world far too soon, and it's a great loss to everyone who knew and loved him. i was privileged enough ...
Posted by pink donut on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:22:00 PST |
the most amusing hour of the week in television |
anyone who has known me for longer than about three hours knows i am a tv snob and a half. i stick almost exclusively to original programming from HBO, Showtime and F/X. my love of "The Wire" alone ha...
Posted by pink donut on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:14:00 PST |
the happiest place on earth |
Vegas: drown your problems in alcohol or bury them in the desert...
Posted by pink donut on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:12:00 PST |
Ode to Frank Costello and The Dearly Departed (a formed poem) |
I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. It makes me curious to see you in this neighborhood. And if I can slander my own environment, it makes me s...
Posted by pink donut on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:05:00 PST |
rehab trumps fat camp |
after observing the wonders it has done for lindsay and britney, i have changed my mind about going to fat camp and will opt for rehab instead. that wonderland place sounds lovely, but i hear brit fou...
Posted by pink donut on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:49:00 PST |
...and the bulletins |
are still broken
fucking myspace
Posted by pink donut on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:14:00 PST |
fuck scurvy for being weak |
i just looked up scurvy on wikipedia, cuz i love wikipedia. i mean, LOVE. i want wikipedia to make a liquid explosion inside of me, and then i'll have little wikitoddlers running around.anyway - scurv...
Posted by pink donut on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:57:00 PST |
scurvy...anyone? |
a few things:1. why does myspace always have 'maintenance' on bulletins? i mean, they seem to run fine, in a SNAFU kind of way, all by themselves. no need for tom and his crew of monkeys to be tinkeri...
Posted by pink donut on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:29:00 PST |
Wesley Willis knows holidays |
Happy Kwaanza, Motherfuckersby Wesley Willis & JZYou don't know Kwaanza?Nobody does, what the fuck is it?!? Wesley Willis knew that shit, he never wrote a song about it...Until now, and that dude...
Posted by pink donut on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:14:00 PST |
my new strain of crack, AKA Guitar Hero 2 |
that fucking anthrax song so hard. whole new respect for metal guitarists now. my tour keeps stopping in austin, where i, as johnny napalm (or, poor man's johnny rotten), get booed off the stage tryin...
Posted by pink donut on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:13:00 PST |
