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Paul Dawson

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying You go girl to myself.

About Me

Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Paul, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.

My Interests

you

I'd like to meet:

Rednecks. My biological mother. Your mother. Famous recording, reality AND regular tv star: Danny Bonaduce. Steely Dan seems like a cool guy. Chuck Woolery. Jesus. The Dhali Llama would be pretty sweet. Stephen Hawking. Waldo... Ralph Waldo Emerson. um. The future ex-mrs. von diddenhaus. Trophy wifes. People keepin' it 'real' Bishop Don Magic Juan. %D%AMr. Blue. Mr. Pink. Mr. White. Mr. Brown. Mr. Clean. Mr. T. Mister Mister. Mr. Bojangles. Jem I heard is truly outrageous. The person who keeps thinking up cool internet slang like: lol, 3... I'll think of more!

Music:

all

Movies:

Here goes the list (in no particular order): Dr. Strangelove, Rain Man, Scarface, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Basquiat, Heat, Snatch, Terminator, Terminator 2, The Big Lebowski, Salton Sea, Wonderland, Swingers, Made, Wedding Crashers, Dogma, Clerks, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Twelve Monkeys, Kalifornia, Trainspotting, The Color of Money, Cool Hand Luke, Magnolia, Hard Eight, Boggie Nights, Stand by Me, Gladiator, Lola rennt, Platoon, The Graduate, The Deer Hunter, Back to the Future, Back to the Future Part II, Back to the Future Part III, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Coming to America, Full Metal Jacket, Donnie Darko, Crash, Sin City, Capote, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Requiem for a Dream, City of God, Hotel Rwanda, Seven, Oceans Eleven, Fight Club, American Beauty, Team America: World Police, Road to Perdition, The Matrix, Goodfellas, Four Rooms, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Reservior Dogs, The Fifth Element, Sid and Nancy, Sleepers, Night Shift, Dr. Detroit, Chaddyshack, Ghostbusters, The Untouchables, Field of Dreams, Wyatt Earp, Bull Durham, Star Wars, Return of the Jedi, The Empire Strikes Back, Malcom X, Hoop Dreams, Blue Chips, He Got Game, Do The Right Thing, Sneakers, The Natural, Harrison's Flowers, The Sting, All the President's Men, A River Runs Through It, American Psycho, Batman Begins, Rounders, Being John Malkovich, High Fidelity, Grosse Point Blank, Eight Men Out, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Edward Scissorhands, Donnie Brasco, Blow, The Godfather, The Godfather: Part II, Serpico, Carlito's Way, Any Given Sunday, Traffic, Innerspace, Gridlock'd, Clockers, 25th Hour, Dazed and Confused, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Good Will Hunting, A Time to Kill... I can't think of anymore.

Television:

Sportscenter, Family Guy, Entourage. MTZ and other local and current event type things. Every Sport Imaginable. Wonder Showzen

Books:

Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say

Heroes:

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