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Bakes

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I was born and raised in Akron, Ohio which is south of Cleveland for those who don't know. I lived there for 22 years before moving out to LaLa Land; Los Angeles, to pursue my dreams of being rich and famous. I'm totally famous. Just ask anyone that knows me. But I'm not rich... just yet. I have a younger sister and two loving parents that have been together for over 30 years.------My friends mean the world to me. I couldn't ask for a better bunch. The ones back home, the ones out here, and everywhere in between. I'd do just about anything for them, unless they really piss me off. It happens. But for the most part, I'm always there for them.------California girls RULE! Except when they're A-Class bitches. Arizona girls are very nice too. They know who they are. (wink) I love going to the beach. Love the sand. Love the sun. Used to rollerblade. Now I bike.------I love beer. Beer is my lover. It's always there for me and won't say it has a headache or "isn't in the mood". Bud is my true passion. It's better than beer and you know how i feel about beer. Cigarettes suck!------So to sum up, I love Beer, Babes, Bud, and all my Homies. Station!

My Interests

ROBIN SPARKLES ...

I'd like to meet:

Natalie Portman. She's so fine!Click the link ---- Yikers.com Video: Natalie Portman Gangsta Rapper

Music:

Country Stinks! I'm from OHIO and I don't get it. Other than that, I like most other music genres; alternative rock being the favorite. I like Korn, System of a Down, Disturbed, Blink-182, Foo Fighters, Weezer, U2, No Doubt, 311, Sublime, Green Day, Cake, Bush, Godsmack, Chevelle, R.E.M., and on and on ...

Movies:

My favorite film of all time is "Pulp Fiction". It defined a generation. But then, so did "Half Baked." God I love that movie too.

Television:

24 - the GREATEST SHOW on TV. Lost - the SECOND GREATEST show on TV. Arrested Development, The Shield, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, and some mutha' fuckin' WWE be-yatchez! Woooooooo!

Books:

Maxim Magazine. I read the captions under the pictures. Does that count?

Heroes:

My hero is my alcoholic boss. He makes it all look easy.

My Blog

Are You Lost? I Am.

I've been known to go on and on about the TV show "24".  It's amazing.  I can't say it enough.  Anyone who knows me, knows that about me.  This past season was a major letdown comp...
Posted by Bakes on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:43:00 PST

Jack's Back ...

Wow!  Where to begin?  The new season of "24" kicked off with a bang (a bus explosion at 6:00am in Los Angeles actually) and shows no signs of letting up.  Here we are; Season 6 of one ...
Posted by Bakes on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

Da' Browns

My attempt at a professional sports review.  Just like the pros.  Enjoy.  Or don't.      Hello Sports Fans,   Yesterday I attended my first ever NFL game; the Cleve...
Posted by Bakes on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:45:00 PST

You Know What I Hate ...

Warning:  This blog contains subject matter of a mature nature; which includes graphic dialogue, sexual situations, and therefore should not be viewed by anyone under age & oh who fucking cares?&...
Posted by Bakes on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:46:00 PST

...Tick ... Tock ...

Well sports fans, we're half way through the tumultuous day in the life of Special Agent Jack Bauer and the action has never been hotter.  In the last 12 hours, secret agendas have been unco...
Posted by Bakes on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:42:00 PST

24 Finally Gets Its Dues

FINALLY!  The Academy has decided to shine its light on a truely ground-breaking, dramatic, well-written, superbly acted series; "24".  After 5 years on the air and countless nominations, 24...
Posted by Bakes on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:15:00 PST

Hypothetical Sutiation: What Would You Do?

What would you do? A man (guy # 1)  is going on a date with a very beautiful woman (girl # 1).  They met a couple weeks prior and have not yet gone out.  They make plans to attend an ou...
Posted by Bakes on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:07:00 PST

What A Difference A Day Makes.

Hello All.  Whew ... we made it thru another thrill ride of a season on '24'.  All i can say is, WOW.  This is by far the best season the writers/producers have put out yet.  I per...
Posted by Bakes on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:26:00 PST

Party Etiquette - For the socially stupid

When attending a social function or party, there are certain rules of etiquette one should observe.  It is most rude to stray from or disobey these rules for they could cause people to ...
Posted by Bakes on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 07:54:00 PST

24 Hours of Terror! And Fun.

So last night (01.15.06) started off the new season of "24" on Fox with a bang!  Literally!  For my money, "24" is the best show on television.  It has everything a viewer can ask for.&...
Posted by Bakes on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 05:33:00 PST