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Jaimie

any donkey is a pinata if you like donkey meat

About Me

I am from NY. I like Italian things. Although I understand their purpose, hairnets gross me out. I never ate an onion until I was 25. Some people think that's weird. Also I never ate a hamburger ever. I don't like when toilet paper unrolls backwards, like from underneath instead of from over the top. I like to be high, not on drugs, high up in the air... like on cliffs. I like the sound of tearing perforated paper apart. I think the word "beard" is funny. I also think it is funny when people have the word "maverick" on a biker jacket. If you split an almond apart on its natural half and lick the inside, you will find that it is unusually smooth.

My Interests

Music, art, sports, darts, movies, Conan O'Brien, food, other fun random things.

I'd like to meet:

old friends. Conan o'Brien. a modern day Medici family who'd like to sponser my life. perhaps a hot european massage master who likes to cook gourmet vegetarian meals and is either a prince or an olympian, or maybe a vampire. that would be interesting. forget the vampire part. i could never trust a vampire i met on the internet.

Music:

Green Day, Rancid, Prince, Journey, Queen, Foo Fighters, The Killers, The Ramones, Bob Dylan, The Kinks, Tom Petty, The Village People (not YMCA, that shit is played, but In The Navy is music gold..and with lyrics like "go west...life is east from there" how can they not be classics?) I would get flogged being from Long Island if Billy Joel wasn't on this list. If you're in Los Angeles, go see The Automatic Music Explosion. They will rock your socks off.

Movies:

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle is probably the best movie ever made. Other movies I could watch a billion times and not get sick of are Under the Tuscan Sun (to catch a glimpse of Raoul Bova's naked shouler-if you don't know who he is-he's pretty fantasitc), Shakespeare in love (to catch a glimpse of Gweneth Paltrow in a mustache - no, just because I like it). I really liked I Heart Hickabees and Adaptation as well. Talk to Her is my favorite foreign film. I try to avoid scary movies because I saw too many as a kid and look what it did to me.

Television:

The Olympics. How glorious! I get very excited about the Olympics. I watch them all day long and then I get really motivated to live like a champion. Sometimes that even lasts more than a month. Arrested Development - best writing ever. Da Ali G Show. Firefly is pretty awesome - I wish there was more to watch. A little old school 'must see TV' never hurt anybody either...Seinfeld, Friends. 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Books:

Gulliver's Travels, The Hotel New Hampshire, Angels and Demons.

Heroes:

My mom and dad. awwww

My Blog

What they don't want you to see on elementary school field trips.

Hi, this is Jaimie and Shannon here.  So Before we tell this story...we want you all to know that what we're about to say is entirely true. Ok here we go We went to the zoo and wer...
Posted by Jaimie on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:49:00 PST