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Cupcakes and Tragedies

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About Me

lather, rinse, repeat. Punk Rock Bowling C League Champ... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds..

My Interests

awkward situations. insanity. destroying ninjas. making people laugh until they die.

I'd like to meet:

my serious face. THE Guitar Hero.

Music:

laugh track. clapping. irregular heartbeats. cannon fire. closing of doors.

Movies:

Dance Magic Dance

Television:

Beauty and the Geek

Books:

The stage was not only a physical place but also a state of mind, and the word audience was defined as anyone forced to suffer your company. -David Sedaris

Heroes:

Sara Vausbinder, my kickstand, whom without I would always fall. the one who pushed me out of her birth canal and still loves me. the father that raised me. givers of O-ques and O-weens and their husbands. S.A.R. for endless nights of laughter.

My Blog

23 Things I Learned in My 23rd Year of Life

1. Guitar Hero is not as stupid as it looks. But boy does it look stupid. 2. My parents are still my number 1 fans. 3. I actualy like singing in public, who would have guessed. 4. A college degree doe...
Posted by Cupcakes and Tragedies on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:35:00 PST

Also

My parents have myspace accounts.My parents are awesome.
Posted by Cupcakes and Tragedies on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:36:00 PST

In case you weren’t aware from my page...

I'm pretty excited about Punk Rock Bowling.Yeah. Pretty much.
Posted by Cupcakes and Tragedies on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:34:00 PST

Happiness begins with the...

...and ends with eard.
Posted by Cupcakes and Tragedies on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:20:00 PST

Remember when...

William Shatner was a childhood hero?and now he sells deals on Priceline.commakes me think, will I one day sell Spray-On Condoms?... God, I hope so.
Posted by Cupcakes and Tragedies on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:48:00 PST

Questionable Actions

deserve questionable responses.
Posted by Cupcakes and Tragedies on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:48:00 PST

Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were my dirty clothes hamper...oops.

What makes a person put on sweatpants thirty sizes too big, a shirt thirty sizes too small, oversized blindingly white basketball shoes (with the laces untied, of course), top it off with a sideways h...
Posted by Cupcakes and Tragedies on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

Thoughts about Thinking

Have you ever wondered what people are thinking when they do really ridiculous things? For example, When Sara and I saw the masturbating guy on the corner of  Hollywood and Laurel Canyon, we'll c...
Posted by Cupcakes and Tragedies on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:58:00 PST

A Little Something About Me.

"I bake when I'm upset, I bake when I'm happy; I'm am emotional baker."
Posted by Cupcakes and Tragedies on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:26:00 PST

What's the big fuckin deal?

Seriously.
Posted by Cupcakes and Tragedies on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:14:00 PST