Ode to Washington Mutual |
Whoo HooA dramatic scene by Kim D.Kim: Hello Wamu. Do I sign into this guest book to see someone about purchasing a bond for my baby nephew for his baptism into the land of Jesus?Wamu: Yes, yes it is....
Posted by Kim D. on Sat, 17 May 2008 04:10:00 PST |
Running, jogging, um. |
I started jogging yesterday. I now wake up at 6 am and jog up my street, down Ventura Blvd to Van Nuys, and then I turn around and run back home. It's probably just under 2 miles total. It feels like ...
Posted by Kim D. on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:32:00 PST |
How to Enter/Exit a Restaurant |
Seriously people. It's a law of psychics. Imagine you have blown up a balloon with air. What will happen if you just keep blowing it up? It will pop. So if you want to add more air to the balloon with...
Posted by Kim D. on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:40:00 PST |
Magibon |
I discovered a You Tube phenomenon yesterday. Her name is Magibon. She is a living Japanese cartoon with giant eyes and big boobs. She looks 12 but then has boobs and she's creepy and cute and weird a...
Posted by Kim D. on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:13:00 PST |
Things That Bothered Me This Morning |
Three things bothered me this morning. I will list them in order of how much they bothered me.1. I was behind this truck going down Laurel Canyon this morning. For those of you who don't know, there c...
Posted by Kim D. on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:06:00 PST |
My Article about Clint Catalyst |
This is an article I wrote about Clint Catalyst for a magazine called The Internet Producer:CeWebrity Weaves Pattern for Success Online by Kim DzwonkowskiWhen I first met Clint Catalyst I was playing ...
Posted by Kim D. on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:18:00 PST |
Subway VS. Quiznos |
I hate Jared from Subway. You know him--the former fat man who ate Subway sandwiches for 2 years and lost 200 pounds. I hate him. I want to hit him in his fat floppy lips. Every time I see him on TV, ...
Posted by Kim D. on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:01:00 PST |
Jiffy Lube |
I needed come engine coolant yesterday morning and went to Jiffy Lube. The dude at Jiffy Lube topped off my engine coolant for free. I hugged him, thinking it was a random act of kindness. Then I hear...
Posted by Kim D. on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:32:00 PST |
Insane in the Brain |
So, remember when I said I had a brain disorder? One of my 5 loyal readers, Sue, asked what exactly my brain disorder is. In a nutshell, it is a fainting disorder. When my body is uncomfortable, inste...
Posted by Kim D. on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:47:00 PST |
Trauma |
I spent all of Monday afternoon thinking everyone was going to hurt me. It all started when this director dude who saw my photo on Now Casting picture picked me to be an alien in his short film. There...
Posted by Kim D. on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:51:00 PST |
