About Me
Why feedle dee do, I am a lovely little Southern Belle flower born in Mississippi in 1843. Now, I have listed my age as 24, but if you have any manners at all, you would never ask a lady her real age...OR I SWEAR, I WILL KILL YOU! My my, did I just throw a lil' temper tantrum? When I was a little girl, my dear mama always told me I would get married to a handsome wealthy man and he would take me to his lovely white mansion and we would run the biggest plantation in the South. Now, of course she was speaking about when I grew up...not when I was a child, silly. As we all know full well, adult marrying age is at least 14 years old! So I waited....and waited...and waited...and all of a sudden, this ridiculous little Civil War started that ruined all my dreams of ever getting married! I needed to find a husband quick or I would be considered an old maid, so I volunteered as a nurse for all the Southern soldiers. But, of course, these selfish bastards could only think about all the pain they were in AND NOT ABOUT MARRYING ME! So, do you know what I would do? I WOULD CHOP THEIR LEGS RIGHT OFF! Ooo, they made me so mad! Anyway, during the war, these two strange women, (Grizelda from the 1500's and Miss Frenchy from the 1700's), came by one day and told me that they lived forever through the Power of Evil...and that I could too if I joined their Evil Sisterhood. It sounded crazy, but it might take me forever to find me a proper husband, so we all pricked our fingers and exchanged blood. So, dear friends, as long as I keep killin', I will live FOREVER! So, are there any handsome, wealthy Southern men out there who want to marry me??? (To learn more about Violet, check out: www.myevilsistersmovie.com and watch scenes of the movie on YOU TUBE under MY EVIL SISTERS)
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