"My charisma is growing like a mountain flower in spring time!"
Smelling like a brewery, looking like a tramp,
I ain't got a quarter, got a postage stamp;
Been five o'clock shadow boxing all around the town,
Talking with the old man, sleeping on the ground;
Pill popping, jaw dropping, Iraq's death toll,
Sharing this apartment with a telephone pole;
And a fish-net stocking, spike-heel shoes,
Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues;
And the porno floor show, live nude girls,
Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls;
Cheers to chesty Betsy and watermelon Rose,
Raise my rent and take off all your clothes;
With trench coats, magazines, a bottle full of rum,
Shes so good, bounce a nickel off her bum;
Pasties and a g-string, beer, and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a buffalo squeeze;
It is time to put an end to all my space harlotries
Fanfares, rim shots, back stage, cops,
Tongue twisted cell dweller stomach in knots;Cleavage, cleavage, thighs and hips,
From the nape of her neck to the lipstick lips;
Chopped and channeled and lowered and lewd,
This rhyme without reason definitely crude;
Beer battered, primping, stirred and basted,
Just thinking about all the time I've wasted;
Smelling like a brewery, looking like a tramp,
I ain't got a quarter, got a postage stamp.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nattymatty
Birthday: 05*21*78
Birthplace: Madison
Current Location: The sticks
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: exercise both
Your Heritage: Native
The Shoes You Wore Today: really how many times do you stop and look at someones shoes
Your Weakness: temptations
Your Fears: Judgement Day
Your Perfect Pizza: feta, green olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be successful in all aspects in life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: jpmp...ha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Every day I'm hustling, every day is a hustle, so here i go again
Your Best Physical Feature: I am what God made me, Best feature ME, there is only one of me
Your Bedtime: is this a question for a stalker?
Your Most Missed Memory: innocence
Pepsi or Coke: Adderall
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: solo
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: I Superman
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: a little bit
Do you Sing: in my car
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: attending
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: strongly
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: pride
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: practice makes perfect
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: random
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no sir
In the past month have you been Dumped: yep
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: plenty
Ever been called a Tease: once
Ever been Beaten up: never
Ever Shoplifted: never
How do you want to Die: like my boy "BLUE" lol
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: musician/ministry
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere beyond the states
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: all colors
Favourite Hair Color: all types
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: any+
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: it is what it is
: minimal
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: had one
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: repeat offenses
