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Caleb McEwen

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Greetings to all. I have lived on a ship, been bitten by a poisonous spider, sustained serious physical injuries, angered many people, traded foreign currency, and recently introduced two former heads of the CIA to a screaming group of investment bankers at a Las Vegas casino. Travels have taken me to places including but not limited to Japan, Austria, France, The Netherlands, Canada, Mexico, Germany, Italy, Greece, Croatia, the former Soviet Bloc, and Iowa. I have been questioned by immigration officials who did not believe I was American, customs officials who did not believe I was not a smuggler, and police who did not believe I was just out for a walk. However, I was not questioned by the Secret Service while preparing to introduce a former President of the United States even though I was carrying eight knives in plain sight.
Unexpectedly Bad-Ass Animals...
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Unexpectedly Bad-Ass Animals...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Genghis Khan, Harry Houdini, Buckminster Fuller, Rasputin, General George S. Patton, Moe Berg, Benjamin Franklin, Pythagoras, Thales, Miyamoto Musashi, Mark Twain, and many other dead people.

My Blog

Escape From New Jersey...

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Unexpectedly Bad-Ass Animals Pt. 2

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Unexpectedly Bad-Ass Animals...

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Posted by on Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:11:00 GMT

Greatest. Picture. Ever.

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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished...

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Posted by on Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:16:00 GMT

Jon Gosselin Seeks Reality Show Deal with Lohan, Satan...

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Posted by on Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:54:00 GMT

Why We Need Heatlhcare Reform...

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Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:10:00 GMT

Pick Up Line Fail...

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Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:28:00 GMT

Site News and this week's Bizarre Search Queries...

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Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:58:00 GMT

The Real Reason Brett Favre Retired...

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Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:38:00 GMT