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Kip

You can't take the Pimpin away from the Pimp!

About Me

Ok...here goes... I'm the baby of a rather large family, 2older brothers and 2older sisters plus their other halves and children. I'm currently living in the crappy little town of Rugby while I take time out to a) figure out what the hell I wanna do with my life, b) live a nice easy life and c) save my pennies so I can escape the country for a bit. Lived in Notts for 4 years while at Uni and have some awesome mates as a result.I've just got back from a Ski season in Colorado, I've had the most amazing time and really got to know myself better...and now I have the blues...I miss the snow yo.My lifetime ambition is to own a ranch and be a full time cowgirl.I'm single and that's the way I like it so don't ask...thanks.Biggest annoyances include...pikeys, bad grammar, bananas, Noisy kids toys, M People, call centres and people who drive too slow.Favourite things...Driving too fast with some banging tunes at full volume, Curb your enthusiasm (so very funny), snowboarding (i try), cooking, ugg boots, cowboys and pugs.Currently plugging Hankydecksterous and Jubbyfunk, check out myspace.com/decktrofunk for more details...If you wanna know anymore check out my myspace and if you have any burning questions feel free to message me...Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
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Name: Caroline Ruth Smyth
Birthday: 19th February 1984
Birthplace: Rugby
Current Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5' 5''
Right Handed or Left Handed: bit of both
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: ugg boots
Your Weakness: my side bits
Your Fears: clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save up lots of money to leave the country for a bit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: b*ggar
Your Best Physical Feature: hair...maybe...i dunno
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke or pepsi max
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds burgers, burger king fries
Single or Group Dates: single, unless it's a threesome
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eugh to both, its all about a strong cup of pg tips
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: occasionally
Do you Swear: yes, its so naughty
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: yes, it hurts
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, got the hoody
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: i would if i knew what i wanted to do
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i can't be too bad cuz been out with some hot guys
Are you a Health Freak: no, i do have a gym membership though
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them
Do you play an Instrument: clarinet, sax, guitar but not very well, recorder
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: im drinking it now, it should read in the past month have you not drunk alcohol and i would say no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: smoked some green, and had some vicodin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not so much a date as a casual daliance with a hot blonde
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes, many boxes in fact, i've also had oreo cheescake
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: erm, technically i have in a way
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: well i was in the hot tub topless with 5 other people
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, a sweet from one of my quests rooms, oops
Ever been Drunk: hell yeah
Ever been called a Tease: haha, loads
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a porn star
What country would you most like to Visit: japan, australia, new zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dirty blonde or really dark
Short or Long Hair: not really long, but scruffy, not short
Height: 6'
Weight: i dunno, not a heifer tho
Best Clothing Style: hoodies, converse, baggy jeans, beanies
Number of Drugs I have taken: 372
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: on me, 6
Number of Tattoos: none, i do like them though
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh, can take a joke and is not easily offended.Larry David, Marilyn Monroe, Jonny Depp, Sherrif John Bunnel and Huw Edwards
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Music:

Greenday, Hard Fi, Snow Patrol, Coldplay, Kasabian, Hexadecimal, Erasure, Arctic Monkeys, Pet Shop Boys, Bon Jovi, The Kooks, Iron Maiden, The Ordinary Boys, Razorlight, Switchfoot, DC Talk, Paul Van Dyk, My Chemical Romance, James Brown, Prodigy, The Automatic, The Killers, Oakenfold, Erasure, Britney Spears, Girls Aloud, Tofu Love Frogs, Pat Benatar, Gorillaz, Kelly Clarkson, Chemical Borthers, Fat Boy Slim, Tiesto, Ferry Corsten, Muse, Athlete, Panic at the Disco, DJ Freano, Gun and Roses, Def Lepard, Madonna, Goo goo dolls, Hoobastank, Sublime, Hankydeckstrous and Jubbyfunk!!!!

Movies:

Dirty Dancing, Robin Hood, Star Wars (episodes 4-6) a perfect world, Grease2, Moulin Rouge, Half a sixpence, the sound of music, (I love musicals), Back to the future Trilogy, Young Guns, Lost boys, Ghost, Colateral, Requiem for a dream, Super Troopers, Babe, Sleepers, Clueless, 4 Weddings & a funeral, Goonies, Demolition Man, Dumb & Dumber,

Television:

Green Wing, Friends, Lost, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Family Guy, Neighbours, Home and Away, Red Dwarf, Young ones, Smallville, Charmed, CSI, 24, Hollyoaks, Extras, Robin Hood, Planet Earth, Reno 911

Books:

Anything by Danny Wallace, not that's he's written much but what he has written is pure class. Diaries of Crazy People, like Birdget Jones, Girl interrupted and a million little pieces.

Heroes:

Larry David, James Bond, Superman, Ryan Chitty!

My Blog

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Posted by Kip on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:17:00 PST

My Fav Music Vid - Country Girl

Primal Scream - Country Girl
Posted by Kip on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:42:00 PST

poetry

The lightening crashed, the thunder roared, and all the world was shaken... The little pig curled up his tail and ran to save his bacon!...
Posted by Kip on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:49:00 PST

pregnancy test

I saw an advert today, you may have seen it....for a new revolution in digital pregnancy tests....a man with a very deep america voice pipes up (similar to the man that narrates film trailers)......
Posted by Kip on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST

My Valediction

I wrote this email as a farewell to the workplace I'd known to love over the year. It was meant to be seen as a light hearted goodbye but it resulted in me getting into a spot of trouble with the...
Posted by Kip on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:50:00 PST