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About Me

Ah one-two, ah one-two,
I'd like to introduce myself,
My name is Biz Robbie.
Only it's not and I can't beatbox, but then again, neither could Biz and it never stopped him. HARDY HAR HAR. All those folks who don't get this last bit are DEAD TO ME.
Also, HELLO.
Also, if you don't know me by now you never will. I reek of awesomeness. I rock the party that rocks the body. I am in the HIZZ-HOUSE.

My Interests

Well. In general I'm interested in people.
I don't think anything is as interesting as other folk.
I'm interested in the world around me. The immediate and the bigger badder world, it's all pretty fascinating if you stop and think about it.
I like taking it easy. I dislike complications. I like being around my family and my friends. Most of all I just like being alive. It can be a wonderful world and it's nice to know that I'm lucky enough to be a part of it.

Oh, and I like being pissed and shit on by complete strangers.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Adolf Hitler so I could sit on him, grab his hands and make him punch himself in the face while I said "Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself" over and over.
A punch for each Jew he killed.
If I could throw a dinner party I would invite Albert Einstein, Jesus, He-Man, Martin Scorcese and Skeletor. Then I would spend the entire night going "Look He-Man and Skeletor, can't we just have one nice night without you two trying to kill each other? Now sit down and eat your lasagne, Einstein spent hours slaving over a hot cooker."

Music:

Boom boom shake shake the room. And all that jazz. But not actual jazz, almost anything but because jazz is shit.

Movies:

I like the one with the guy, when he does that thing and the girl is all like "Hello".Brilliant movie. ***** out of *****

Television:

I like my television machine when it's showing car chases or naked ladies or Worlds Most Whatever videos.

Books:

No matter how many times I read a book it always ends the same way. Damn you bears, when are you actually going to maul or/and have sex with that damn Goldilocks?
One of these days I hope.

Heroes:

Martin Luther King Jr. - What a man. What a martyr.
Malcolm X - You died to soon brother.
Nelson Mandela - You might have been a terrorist but I love you. RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!
Batman - Saves Gotham City from the underworld. THANK YOU BATMAN!

My Blog

Modern Art is for degenerates.

So this Cardinal is in a whole heap of trouble for using the term 'Degenerate' to describe modern art. I'm going to ignore how scary it is that Godwin's Law has made its way into the normal worl...
Posted by Maybe it was Injuns on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:30:00 PST

The cult of internet celebrity - why Web 2.0 superstars are shite.

Since the beginning of the internet there have been fads. We have all heard All Your Base(1), we have all seen Admiral Ackbar popping up and saying "It's a trap!"(2), all fell in love with a fat nerd ...
Posted by Maybe it was Injuns on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:47:00 PST

Half Nelson

Is an amazing film. FIN.
Posted by Maybe it was Injuns on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:43:00 PST

!!!Intermission!!!

Last couple of entries have been too serious for my liking.Have some Marx brothers. "I'll show you a thing or two..or three. I'll show you a ...
Posted by Maybe it was Injuns on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:12:00 PST

Pale Blue Dot

"We succeeded in taking that picture [from deep space], and, if you look at it, you see a dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you know, everyone you love, everyone you've ever hea...
Posted by Maybe it was Injuns on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:47:00 PST

The Final Frontier.

Anyone who doesn't like Star Trek has to be dead inside. Seriously, what is wrong in your festering guts that makes you unable to appreciate the original series? Has someone put teengs in your ears? D...
Posted by Maybe it was Injuns on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

I want to put my thing into Regina Spektors thing.

But in a brain type and respectful way, not in a cock and fanny way.Maybe that as well.-Rob- ...
Posted by Maybe it was Injuns on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:08:00 PST

Who Watches The Watchmen? SPOILERS

Answer: Me.I just finished reading The Watchmen by Alan Moore.It is fan-dabba-dozey. In fact it is that man/woman thing from the Krankies with a stick of dynamite up his/her twat. It is that good.The ...
Posted by Maybe it was Injuns on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST

Scariest film I've seen in years.

Today I watched Jesus Camp and it scared the living daylights out of me. It's about an evangelist Christian camp for kids. These guys are fundamentalists with the emphasis on mentalists.It goes ...
Posted by Maybe it was Injuns on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST

The Marine Starring John Cena

I just watched The Marine, a WWE Film, starring John Cena. It's an action packed mother fucker that's so jam packed full of jammy action that it's like a swiss roll made out of jam. And grenades.It's ...
Posted by Maybe it was Injuns on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:43:00 PST