work for most of the major clubs round birmingham and the Djs.
do photography for them for various websites and and promo work.Been going out wid the missus Suzanne for nearly the last 3years. Go to the pictures and you can see wot the mad pair of us look like!!
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind!
The Muppet Personality TestWhat alcohol are you??
JACK DANIELS
What else can I say you know something about "JACK!" What a fine drink he is! You are a very strong drinker! You love to be the TOP drinker of the night!
Take this testhow smart are youOk, theres not much I can say here accept congratulations! There is noone smarter than you. Well, except the few others who made it here. I mean Im just gonna leave it at that. Im sure your much too above what I could say.
Take this testso what to say........
just literally mad, neva go to sleep and just party all the time!!
if you think you can keep up then happily send me a message!!
spend alot of time round clubs up brum and few other places like leeds and london.Likes: chinese food, dogs, funky house, electro, speed garage, clubs music, meeting people as mad as me, thai food, photography, snow, funny people, cooking, trying to be a better person (hard work), people who try to help others, Reggae, old music like Louie Armstrong or bob marley and the whalers. too much to list reallyDislikes: chavs, rich stuck up people(no offence), obnoxious people, bad weather, rude people.there is more, got any questions at all then jus hit the message button.
Survey About Yourself
About You
Eye Color: dark brown and green
Hair Color: jet black (bits of grey now though!!)
Height: 6foot me tinks
Favorite Color: tourqouise
Screen Name: Dsi84
Favorite Band: More Dj..'s than bands
Favorite Movie: Scarface (say ello to my lil friend)
Favorite Show: Simpsons
Your Car: Batteries dead!!
Your Hometown: I dunno, adopted
Your Present Town: Brumz
Your Crushes First Name: as if i know, cant rememba las wkend!!
Your Grade: eh??
Your Style: Funky Dunky
Have You Ever
Sat on your rooftop?: yep
Kissed someone in the rain?: yep
Danced in a public place?: yep
Smiled for no reason?: yep
Laughed so hard you cried?: yep
Peed your pants after age 8?: avin a giraffe!!
Written a song?: yep
Sang to someone for no reason?: yep, alcohol!!
Performed on a stage?: yep
Talked to someone you don't know?: yep all the time wen im out
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: nope, y bother!!
Made out in a theatre?: nope
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: yep
Been in love?: yep
Who was the last person to
Say HI to you?: Police in sutton!!
Tell you, I love you?: suz
Kiss you?: suz
Hug you?: suz
Tell you BYE?: not suz, mardy ass!!
Write you a note?: er the probation service!!
Take your photo?: Me!! ha ha
Call your cell phone?: dunno, aint paid bill so been cut off!!
Buy you something?: meself
Go with you to the movies?: suz
Sing to you?: me!!
Write a poem about you?: neva!!
Text message you?: Jamie D
Touch you?: The fat prick who nearly fell over shopping
What's the last
Time you laughed?: er bout 11:48pm las night!
Time you cried?: last week
Movie you watched?: Hot Fuzz
Joke you told?: wots a lesbians fav type of wood?? tongue and groove!
Song you've sang?: Y.M.C.A ha ha
Time you've looked at the clock?: just
Drink you've had?: lilt baby!!
Number you've dialed?: cant use mob..'s
Book you've read?: cocktail guide!!
Food you've eaten?: sandwich
Flavor of gum chewed?: minty fresh
Shoes you've worn?: Adiddas Enzo
Store you've been in?: Greggs
Thing you've said?: fukin cramp!!
Can You
Write with both hands?: a bit, like 5year old!!
Whistle?: in and out
Blow a bubble?: yep
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yep
Cross your eyes?: yep
Touch your tounge to your nose?: no
Dance?: yep
Gleek?: you wot??
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: more like 3-4days!!
Speak a different language?: yeah
Impersonate someone?: yep
Prank call people?: all the time
Make a card pyramid?: easy people!!
Cook anything?: chinese and thai food, alot of it!!
Finish The Line
If i were a ...: a fish, id fukin swim fast..................
I wish ...: i had money :o(
So many people don't know that ...: im fookin mad............. or do they...............
I am ...: annoying wen sober, says alot eh...............
My heart is ...: beating very slowly....................
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One Word
YOU CAN ONLY TYPE ONE WORD!!! NO EXPLANATIONS.
Yourself: Loony
Your Lover: Midget!!
Your Hair: Fluffty
Your Mother: mouthy
Your Father: c.u.n.t
Your Favorite Item: drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Dream Last Night: strange!
Your Favorite Drink: alcohol.........................
Your Dream Home: quiet
The Room You Are In: bright
Your Pets: dead
What You Are Now: bored
Who You Want to be in Ten Years: rich
What You Want to be in Ten Years: happy
What You're Not: rich
Your Best Friend: ginge
One of Your Wishlist Items: mercedes
Your Gender: male
The Last Thing You Did: typed
What You Are Wearing: clothes!!
Your Favorite Weather: sunny
Your Favorite Book: massive!!
The Last Thing You Ate: crunchie
Your Life: eventfull
Your Mood: happy-ish
Favorite article of clothing: All-saints-belt..'s
Favorite color: tourqouise
School: wank
Song: john-lennon-imagine
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Back-Ground
MySpace Layouts
MySpace Graphics
Mark Alexander http://Dsi84.bebo.com/
Right then, im not rich and probably never will be. that dont matter to me as long as ive got my friends (family rich and hate me) ill be fine. money may buy things in life, but who needs em. rather have me mates and as much fun as possible before i die, and remember, cant take a load of paper with you any way. rather be pauper than a prick
style
Whats your sex style?
Erotic Sex Style
Kissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!
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