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cleaver

i'm a little bit strange

About Me


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I AINT NO SKANK... PROVE IT... OR TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE ;]
check out how much of a look-a-like i am with this shark head... fuckin twins orrrrrrr....
hi there, welcome to mr cleaver's myspace, im john, 26 from shitty tamworth.
love my social life going out everywhere in the country clubbing but maily birmingham! do me tilllate photography, im regional management assistant for brum.
musically i cant get enough of the wonky acid filth... micky slim smashing the scene to fucking bits - hes the proper boom ting fo sho!
love my aston villa football club, have done since i can remember, first season in 16 that i aint had a season ticket, miss it loads but im normally to smashed off me face on a saturday lunch time. gonna get one back next season though. miss it too much!
i have had the pleasure of meeting many many many lovely people over the last year and one sticks out in particular. she is without doubt the nicest person that you could ever meet and we are seeing each other at the moment with who knows what might happen in the future. she is called ruthie and i will always love her to bits and hopefully will be her friend forever!!!
rainey, rodney, micky slim me and dylan on roadtrip in sheffield...
me and slim in a hole... no... not that kind of hole...
here we are on our way back from bushwackers... woooop!
car dancing

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My Interests

music, clubbing, football (aston villa) and play for my local public house the royal oak kingsbury. my work, keeping marginally fit by doing erm... nothing. lol!!!

I'd like to meet:


anyone with a sense of humour. like-minded people who are up for a laff, enjoy their music, clubbing, football and the like.

AYE AYE CAPTAIN SLIM REPORTING FOR DUTY SIIIR!!!

here i am about 6 years old with my awesome brother martin, he's done so many good things for me he's the bestest brother anyone could ever wish for!!

seriously, i told ya i love to dress up... here i am at the ripe old age of about 7 or 8 dressed as the devil! ha!

Music:



Movies:

Godfather I, II & III, The Green Mile, Forest Gump, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Carlito's Way, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, Casino, Anchorman, Dumb & Dumber, There's Something About Mary, Dirty dancing, flashdance, grease... lol

Television:

Football, Extras, Lots of comedy's really, Wildlife (Planet Earth - Amazing), Eastbenders, Big Brother, Lost, Little Britain

Books:

Anything Mario Puzo and Dan Brown, Got loads of football hooligan books too, love them - Football Factory!!!

Heroes:

My Brother, Mom and Dad, Nan and Grandads, Dean Saunders, Randy Lerner, Gary Cahill (for his overhead goal v the scum 2006), Superman, My Boss and really most of the villa players thru my life...