Zoidberg

Good evening ladies and germs! I’m Doctor John Zoidberg. I’m a highly respected rich Doctor living in New New York and part time hilarious stand up comedian (you can catch me at The Comedy Simulator on amateur nite). Also a famous dramatic actor I am, with lots of mansions to live in. I’m sure you recognize me from the successful Oscar winning film The Magnificent Three written by and staring the great Harold Zoid. I was born on Decapod 10 living with my adopted mother (Decapodians die after mating so we are raised by foster parents). I came to Earth to study medicine and enjoy the great freedom I did. Freedom, freedom, freedom Hoi!! I’m an expert on human anatomy, whoever says different is a filthy lying arthropod! I lost my degree in a volcano I did, who says I didn't? The card board version is just a replacement it is, for the real thing that I did have.Layout made by gods_beautiful_one