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Jesus

I can change water into wine, what can you do?

About Me

Well, what is there to say that most people don't already know? You know about the miracles, the crucifixion, the ascention... oh, when I was a kid, I had a goldfish named Moses.

My Interests

Preaching the good word, turning water into wine, etc.† † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † a

I'd like to meet:

People who will accept me into their hearts.... and pocketbooks

Books:

The good book, and all of the Where's Waldo books.

Heroes:

My dad, and Godzilla

My Blog

Jesus Humor!

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.  His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of...
Posted by Jesus on Thu, 22 May 2008 07:00:00 PST

Recipe Corner

Ice-Cream Phyllo Napoleons Prepared in the style of a classic napoleon, which is traditionally made with puff pastry, this dessert uses packaged phyllo leaves, a much lighter alternative. I brush two...
Posted by Jesus on Thu, 22 May 2008 06:57:00 PST

Moral thought of the day...

"Whenever you kill a human being you are killing a source of thought too. A human being is a collection of ideas, and these ideas take moral precedence over a society. Ideas are patterns of value." R...
Posted by Jesus on Thu, 22 May 2008 06:55:00 PST

Jesus Humor!

There once was a young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young wo...
Posted by Jesus on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:13:00 PST

Recipe Corner

Spiced Chicken Breasts with Dried Apricots - 4 Servings A paste made of ground sesame seeds, almonds, cumin, coriander and oregano gives both the chicken and the apricots delicious flavor. INGRED...
Posted by Jesus on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:05:00 PST

Moral thought of the day...

"Knowing who you are is good for one generation only." Flannery O'Connor
Posted by Jesus on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:04:00 PST

Jesus Humor!

..TR> Evil Brothers There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church and looked to be perfect Christians....
Posted by Jesus on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:26:00 PST

Recipe Corner

Apricot-Almond Sandwich Cookies - 10 Servings Elegant and delicious, these cookies are the perfect addition to your holiday spread. For a variation, try with raspberry preserves; you can show off the...
Posted by Jesus on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:23:00 PST

Moral thought of the day...

"The accomplishment of individual and collective purposes in the most fulfilling ways possible will create winning organizations." Craig R. Hickman
Posted by Jesus on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:21:00 PST

Jesus Humor!

..TR> ..TR> The Missionary A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christi...
Posted by Jesus on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:46:00 PST