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JKFX4LIFE

Brewtown Down!! J. KELLY's ONLY Official MySpace!! WORD UP and WAZZUP!! :)

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HI! MY NAME IS: Jason Kelly

BUT YOU CAN CALL ME: Jay-Rock (or Jay), J. Kelly, J-Dawg, JK, Jaminator, Project JKFX, JKFX4LIFEWHAT I AM: -- energetic -- a game show fan -- an awesome artist -- a sports fan (Go Bucks... Go Brewers... Go Pack GO!!) -- an aspiring announcer/rapper-DJ/remixer -- a Milwaukeean (can you tell!? LOL) -- friendly -- a strip club lover (if it's the right club) -- loving -- very funny -- true to myself (no matter what) -- Fun to hang out with

THE INSTRUMENTS I USE: -- pen and pad (for writing lyrics and drawing) -- drums -- keyboards -- samplers/drum machines -- VirtualDJ (for remixes)
WHAT I AIN'T -- anyone rude like a salesman, telemarketer or anyone that falls into that category ("stalker" included)
"JKFX4LIFE" STANDS FOR: "Jammin' Kool Funky X-pressions 4 Life In Full Effect" -- make a note of that! :D

Say HOOOOOO!! Sparky B. Devil in da' HOUSE, yea-yuhh!!ARTWORK DISCLAIMER: The names "This One's On Me (T.O.O.N. ME)", AMORRA aka LADY BLUE, SPARKY B. DEVIL and otherwise related indicia come courtesy of Jason "JK" Kelly & JKFX4LIFE, LLC; Milwaukee, WI, USA
THE PRICE IS RIGHT courtesy of CBS/TPiR, LLC/FremantleMedia North America.
All others come courtesy of themselves or various other agents, managers, etc., etc.

...for those who didn't know and in case you hadn't heard...
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DOB/POB: 2-28-1975, Milwaukee, WI, USA
See me .. @ my official site or at my MySpace group here!! Can't wait to holla at ya!! Post some raps up, too, OK? ;)

BUCKS RULE! Click here for the official site of my Milwaukee Bucks!!
JAY SEZ: I created my own profile using NUCLEARCENTURY.COM and you should too!

My Interests

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Drawing, game shows, workin' on my website , gorgeous women (especially Hooter Girls ), rap songs, karaoke (you oughtta see me rock a mike sometime! I rock!)

CONTACT JK VIA EMAIL: Always glad to hear from ya -- I'm at either [email protected] or [email protected] , so don't forget!! ;)

MY YAHOO! CLUBS!!
Jay's Joint by ME!!

Dana Hamm RULES!! Come see why... ;)

See my salute to Vanna White!

Solid Gold is a killer show! Go see my tribute to it!
Come on down!!

Hooter Girls ARE the Best!!

THONGZ RULE - by ME!! (21+)

Lynn McCrossin - NUMBER ONE MUSCLEBABE!! ;) (21+)
JADE FOXX LIVE on HOT CITY RADIO every Friday... CHECK IT ... She is HOT!!

Don't know? Ask somebody!! Jade Foxx can really rock!!
MY FAVE MySPACERS: Rockin' Rhonda Lee , the super-sexy DANA HAMM!!! (Yessir!! Pretty Planet baby!!!), Air Force Amy (!!!YOWSA!!! She is HOT!!!), Ashley Alexa (aka Miss "Intriguing"), Jill Gioia and Dilana (from "RockStar: Supernova" on CBS), KerryAnn de la Cruz , Miss Meyli , Mandy Lynn , Miss Mimi , Vampiress Jade , Justene , En Chester , Loretta "The Hawaiian Bombshell" , Pam Rodriguez , LeeLee , Jamie Starr , Jennifer Chamberlin , Katincat , Gaby T from "Price is Right" (HI!) , DJ STEALTH , WALT O(!!!) , Shannon Nowak (Shandar), Diamond Girl , Jader (Tara Jade) , Kat the Amazon , Kay O'Hara , the Bootyfullz (Hi, Raven & Kendra!!), Big Chris the Illustrator , Alayna aka Trouble , Christine Dolce (Forbidden), Alexia Lei , JaGOFF , Sexy Lexi Schafer , Kid Cut-Up , Miss Rhonda , Shane of CartoonRetro , Miss Toni Leigh , DJ HeavyGrinder (yes, she's a girl DJ... and what?), Shaun Womack , Jade Foxx , Jim B the Incredible , Juicy Jasmine (xox), Bianca from "CA$HVILLE"!! , Bobbi Billard , Nikki Zeno , bodybuilders Lana Lee Smith & Collette Guimond , Giovanna (FreakyBOO) , Lena Li , Ken Watson , Nikki Ziering , and Natasha Yi ... as well as Sexy Shay , Nikki X , Loredana and Thuy Li!
SHOUTS TO: all my favorite radio stations here and abroad, all my friends and family (you know who you are)... anyone who loves Harleys, those who like Japanese anime and manga; those who can DJ, rap or sing; anyone who's from Milwaukee, or graduated with me; anyone from St. Louis - FLA - NY - Phoenix, AZ - Vegas - ATL - Dallas, TX - Chicago - LA - Naw'lins (again, you know who ya are); ALL the foxy, voluptous (and not-so voluptuous) "bootyfull" ladies that look hot in tattoos, heels and thongs (not just exotic dancers); anyone who loves Hooter Girls (or is one); anyone who can speak Japanese, Chinese [nie-hao!], French or Spanish (my favorite foreign languages!!)

Remember... real friends don't player-hate, they applaud and congratulate!! If ya feel me, let me hear ya say: "The Show Gotta GO!!"

Oh, yeah... holla @ my homey CHRIS aka LILKHMAIBOI ... he loves ALEXIA LEI too! He kills MySpace big time!!

AND OF COURSE...

This crazy nut can redo my LADY BLUE mascot anytime he wants!! GO!!

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SEXY PEC-PANTHER!!

Miss Lynn McCrossin

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MISS DEBBIE BRAMWELL!!

I'd like to meet:

Faithful MySpacer since Feb. 12, 2005!!

THE REAL JASON!! YES, IT ISSSSSSS!!!

WORD TO YO' MAMA!!

You know the drill -- be yourself. Everyone's family here!!
NO PLAYA HATIN' OR POSERS ALLOWED!!
Brewtown 4 Life... the show got's ta go!

With that said, here is who I wanna meet: anyone who like the music I like; anyone who likes Harley-Davidsons, sports - preferrably football, pro wrestling, basketball and baseball... anyone that loves games or game shows like "Price is Right", "Wheel of Fortune", "Password", "Pyramid", etc.; anyone who likes my drawings or any hottie that loves being drawn ...maybe more Hooter Girls, Dana Hamm , Shady , Will Smith , John Cena and the WWE crew , Daft Punk , Pamela Anderson , sexy Shannon Nowak , pinup artist Andrew Bawidamann , beautiful bodybuilder Lynn McCrossin , Vanna White, Paris Hilton, Dick Clark, Bob Barker and his Beauties (esp. Kathleen Bradley , Claudia Jordan and Nikki Ziering , some of my faves), etc... anyone who is fulla energy and loves to have fun, basically.
In other words, I wanna meet...
YOU...

THE REAL YOU!!

I want REAL PEOPLE and REAL PIX, ya heard?? And that shit is so WORD! If you can keep that in mind, we'll be copacetic -- come on in and cop a lean -- be nice to me and I'll be nice to you -- simple as that; otherwise if ya wanna be a poser, steal people's pix and be what you're not, forget it.
Oh... and THIS for you playa-haters out there (you know who you are)... Osama and Saddam, you too...

'Sides, I'm fun to hang out with. I don't bite and I sure as hell DO NOT DISCRIMINATE; that's just wrong. So come and see me! :)
And remember... you are...
..
... just 'cuz you ARE!!
SPARKY, BABY!! Only one like me... and don't you ever forget that!!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ HOT DAMN!!! IT'S DANA HAMM!!! ++

CLICK HERE
for "Dana Rulez"
As the song goes: "My friends are your friends and your friends are my friends; the more we get together, the happier we'll be". :)
Proud to be a...

FAN!!
Loyal since Dec. 1997

I do... do YOU?

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THE ONE AND ONLY
MISS CLAUDIA JORDAN!!!

It ain't Debbie -- it's CLAUDIA!! Get it right, fools!!
Courtesy of the hottie herself... and Conan!
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Click here and make ya MySpace cool!! Whuttup, Crash!!
PEACE to SEXY RAIDERETTE for this pic!!

Some PRICE IS RIGHT art - by ME!!! Enjoy...
Go to Golden-Road.net and check it all out!!

Want some more? The thread is: This One's On ME!! (T.O.O.N. ME) ;D

How to make a J. KELLY
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
1 part crazyiness
3 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little caring if desired!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
I do... do YOU?

WALL OF FRIENDS!!



NANI FROM HAWAII aka LORETTA -- HOPE KENNELS in HONOLULU!!

See her MySpace here -- she is sassy and saucy!! Rraawwrr!!

Hey, Kristen DeLuca... I TOLD YA I'D PUT YOU HERE!!
WELCOME!!

Southern sexiness at her best. ;)

Click here for Michelle's MySpace; here for Layla El's
Peace to my MOST FAVORITE UNHEARD!!
(well, not anymore... she get mo' love outta state than in her own town, you can hate it or love it! She will always be heard!! The REAL Jade Foxx!!)

OH WAIT, THERE'S EVEN MORE!!?
JASON, YOU CRAZY MF'er!!!

HANNAH IN THE HOUSE!!! :)



MY SHOUTBOX!!!
YOU KNOW THE DRILL...
Holla @ me with a comment, and you'll get one back... maybe TWO!! ;)

The rest are over here... :)

Music:

An ecclectic mix of music including disco, rap, instrumentals, dance and a bit of alternative... artists include but not limited to: 311, Donna Summer; Taste of Honey, et. al., Snoop & Dre, DAS EFX, Akon, the Sugar Hill Gang, Stevie Wonder, Lenny Kravitz, the Clipse ("Grind-DING!!"), Alice in Chains, Linkin Park, Redman, Method Man, Wu-Tang (RIP 2 ODB!!), Quincy Jones, Onyx, 50, Shady (Eminem), Run-DMC, Kurtis Blow and all the old-schoolers, Drowning Pool, Limp Bizkit, EMF, KLF, SNAP!, Daft Punk, Smash Mouth, the Neptunes, Jay-Z, No Limit and Master P... the list goes on. Anything that ROCKS... I love it! :)



MILWAUKEE RADIO: 103.7 KISS FM - WLUM (ROCK 102 ONE) - V100 JAMS (WKKV-FM) - WKTI 94.5 - SPORTSRADIO 1250 - 620 WTMJ - 102.9 the HOG (WHQG) - 99 WMYX - 97.3 the BREW (WQBW) - JAMMIN' 98.3 (WJMR) - WNOV 860 - ESPNRadio Milwaukee (1510 Days/1290 Nights) - 1130 WISN
CHICAGO RADIO: 103.5 KISS-FM (WKSC) - WGCI 107.5 - POWER 92 (WPWX) - 780 WBBM - Q101 (WKQX)- V103 (WVAZ)- ESPNRadio Chicago - 670 the Score (WSCR) - NINE FM
PHOENIX RADIO STATIONS: POWER 98.3 (KKFR) - ENERGY 92.7/101.1 (KNRJ) - 104.7 KISS-FM (KZZP) - The EDGE (KEDJ; alternative) - LATINO VIBE @ 95.1FM (KVIB)

Movies:

Any Vin Diesel or Jackie Chan movie (Rush Hour 4 LIFE!!) 3 Strikes (Mo'Nique; Faizon Love), Beverly Hills Cop (Eddie Murphy), Fled, Life (Martin Lawrence... too ca-razay!!) the entire Friday trilogy (Chris Tucker & Ice Cube), Spider-Man , etc... anything funny or action-packed... BRING IT ON!!

Television:

GAME SHOWS: The Price is Right - Wheel of Fortune - Password - Deal or No Deal - High Rollers - Russian Roulette (Mark L. Walberg) - Tic Tac Dough - Joker's Wild - Press Your Luck/Whammy! - Pyramid - Lingo - Card Sharks - Match Game - Blockbusters - Millionaire - Concentration - Jeopardy!
COMEDY: Simpsons - That 70's Show - Sanford and Son - I Dream of Jeannie - Barney Miller - My Name is Earl - Addams Family - Odd Couple (love the theme) - the Parkers - Eve - Girlfriends - Bernie Mac - Martin!! - Living Single - In Living Color - Married with Children - American Dad - King of the Hill... lots more
REALITY: So You Think You Can Dance? - COPS - Extreme Makeover: Home Edition - Survivor -American Idol - Unanimous - AMW - Top Model
DRAMA: CSI (all three of them!) - Las Vegas - Veronica Mars - South Beach - any Law & Order (especially "SVU")
MUSIC: Apollo - Soul Train - Dance Fever - Solid Gold

Books:

COMIC BOOKS: any anime and manga, Teen Titans, Superman, Spider-Man, X-Men & Hulk , etc.FAVE MAGZ: including SOURCE, STUFF, FHM, SMOOTH, BILLBOARD, KING MAG , JET ('member "Beauty of the Week"?), PLAYBOY, ROLLING STONE, SCRATCH (a DJ mag)

Heroes:

DJ's: Dr. B (B-Boy Productions); Nu-Stylez; DJ Majestic; DJ Meech; DjB (Brian "B-Man" Emmett); DJ Metal (Chris Black); Kickin' Chris Kerr; Van McNeil (of 103.7 KISS-FM); Dana Lundon; Vern Boston; Fresh G ("Mike Love" from GCI)

WWE & OTHER WRESTLERS: RVD; the ROCK(!!); Rey Mysterio; John Cena; Hulkster; Dawn Marie; Miss Jackie; Torrie; Eddie Guerrero; Funaki; Spanish Red; Soul Patrol, Matilda, Farmer's Daughter (from GLOW)
Need I go on...? ;)

My Blog

JAY GASPS: Say whuuuut??! :O -- Shouts to...

== JAY SEZ: ==Okay, chillin's -- Kelly about to speak in here... Little miffed herre... phishiness afoot... good thing TOM was all over it before I got to gettin' in... YOU DA MAN!! I applaud you for ...
Posted by J. KELLY aka JKFX4LIFE on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:45:00 PST

JAY SEZ: Rap for Tika Rainn... ;)

== JAY SEZ: ==Whuzzup!! Jay here!! Enjoy this rap dedicated to rap enthusiast Tika Rainn from NBC's "America's Got Talent":+ + +THAT BOOTIE!! by Jason KellyOooohweee!! Unh!! Look at that booty!!Oooohw...
Posted by J. KELLY aka JKFX4LIFE on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:16:00 PST

TO ALL: Jade Foxx Dedication... enjoy!! ;)

== JAY SEZ: ==Hey, ya'll!! Kelly with a dedication to Jade Foxx!+ + + Mixtress... HELP!! Rapper in distress!!Holla-holla back -- Project JKFXGotta hear it thump; gotta hear it bumpGotta make...
Posted by J. KELLY aka JKFX4LIFE on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:22:00 PST

JAY ON: The New TRANSFORMERS Movie... familiar names and voices

== JAY SEZ: ==Dude!! Kelly here!! Mannnnnnn, I am so STOKED about the new Transformers movie!!OK -- without spoilin' nuthin', check it: I saw some people's names besides the Autobot/Decepticons' ...
Posted by J. KELLY aka JKFX4LIFE on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:12:00 PST

JAY SEZ: Hiring Center Computers Suck!! Read the why...

== TO ALL: ==Yeah, 'tis I, the J... feelin' a little bit crabby...Why, you ask me? Well...Me and my bro went to Wal-Mart (East Capitol Dr.) for a job... sometimes it NEVER fails. Someone tells ya...
Posted by J. KELLY aka JKFX4LIFE on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:14:00 PST

TO ALL: HI! -- My MySpace Clutter... this-n-that...

== TO ALL: ==Jay over here... just got through cleaning up my FRIENDS LIST and gettin' rid of all the red X's... even heard that my good MySpace buddy Tammie from FLA got her isht deleted, so being th...
Posted by J. KELLY aka JKFX4LIFE on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:00:00 PST

TO ALL: HAPPY TGIF!!! :)

== JAY SEZ: ==Enough said... the weekend is HERE!! WHOOOO!! TIME TO PARTY DOWN!!~JK~
Posted by J. KELLY aka JKFX4LIFE on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:33:00 PST

JAY SEZ: New Rap 4 Today!! (Smooth it Out) ;)

== JAY SEZ: ==Been a while -- like, foreverSince I rocked a rap hereSo "long-time" to some of youWhile the mike's in my hands hereLook-a here... I ain't goin' nowhere, so no worriesAnd since...
Posted by J. KELLY aka JKFX4LIFE on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:53:00 PST

TO ALL: 1st of da Month... MySpace Update... ;)

== TO ALL: ==TGIF, it's Kelly over herre... updating this thing so I can REALLY represent... shouts to all my PHX, Milwaukee and Miami-FTL peeps (like Skarlit and Jade Foxx) as well as my 1DOWN f...
Posted by J. KELLY aka JKFX4LIFE on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:55:00 PST

TO ALL: Hello out there... today's MySpace Update... ;)

== JAY SEZ: ==Hey, gang... got a new audio player for my MySpace; hope ya like the stuff in there; even threw in some game show isht just because I KNOW ya can't get enough of 'em. Got a little bored,...
Posted by J. KELLY aka JKFX4LIFE on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:21:00 PST