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Matt

If I wasn't cooking, I would be out serial killing... I don't do reasonable

About Me

I am a shy person, and people scare me. At times I will use myspace as a way do research for school projects.Other then that, I am a chivalrous gentleman and a romantic. I will say strange and dumb and possibly offensive things just for fun.You are 100% evil
You are super evil. You are constantly figuring out how to get revenge on people. You are not afraid to do illegal things because you feel that you are above the law.
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Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Emotional Stability |||||| 14%
Aggressiveness ||||||||||||||| 42%
Liveliness ||||||||||||||| 50%
Dutifulness |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Social Assertiveness ||| 10%
Sensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Abstractness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Introversion |||||||||||| 34%
Anxiety |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Independence |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Perfectionism ||||||||||||||| 46%
Tension ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)
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You fit in with:
Spiritualism
Your ideals are mostly spiritual, but in an individualistic way. While spirituality is very important in your life, organized religion itself may not be for you. It is best for you to seek these things on your own terms.
100% spiritual.
40% reason-oriented.
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My Interests

I like Cooking, RPG's, and CCG's, reading, basic nerd type stuffs. Take the quiz: "Which Vampire Clan Do You Belng To?"

Malkavian
Congratulations! You are incurably insane! Clan quote: 'Laugh if you like. Doesn't matter. Assume that you're so much smarter than the poor, broken lunatic. Doesn't matter. But think about this: you're a dead thing, same as me. You died and were reborn...as this. What makes you and me different? Simple, I REMEMBER what I saw when i was full and truly dead. You'd be mad, too'width='600'>
You scored as Short Sword. You like the short sword, use a large shield and a lot of armor with this weapon, and try to fight in numbers, those numbers also having a large pavise shield and short swords. Short swordsmen fight well in groups.

Dual Swords


83%

Short Sword


83%

Short Spear


75%

Battle axe


75%

Flail


67%

Throwing axe/hatchet


58%

The lance


50%

Long Sword


50%

Claymore


50%

Halberd/pole axe


42%

Naptha


33%

Mace


25%

Horse bow/short bow


25%

Long bow


25%
what type of medieval weapon would you use
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(82% dark, 30% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

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-->PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

AND FINALLY -- after you rate my test with a sweet, sweet '5' -- you must take this test next: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test . It's not mine, but it rocks.

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Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test
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I'd like to meet:

New people, new friends, and hopefully a nice lady to go out with.
You're a Pint of Guinness!

What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
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Music:

I'm into most types, at least I have been able to find a song in most generas that i can tollerate.

Movies:

not sure, usually b-movies
Huda

is a Collosal Bee that has four Extra Limbs and a Humorous Chuck Norris Sidekick, is Poisonois, and while reading this, he just defeated you.

Strength: 40000 Agility: 40000 Intelligence: 99999

To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Huda, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Hudaphux aryew using

Television:

Random crap on the tv.
.. You scored as Abyss. You're Abyss. You get destracted by shiny stuff.

Abyss


92%

Raven


83%

Kevin Nash


67%

Jeff Jarrett


67%

AMW


50%

AJ Styles


42%

DDP


33%

The Outlaw


25%

Team canada


25%

Jeff Hardy


17%

Monty Brown


17%

3lk


8%

Kid Kash


0%

Chris Daniels


0%
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Books:

The only answer is 42
You are Iago from Othello! You aren't afraid to get
what you want - even if it comes at a high
price. Dark, dark soul, you.
a (real) shakespearean quiz
brought to you by Quizilla The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Moderate
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Heroes:

I tend not to put people on pedestal, and respect the actions of people that make them extraordinary. I adopted a cute lil' tempura fetus from Fetusmart! gues who it was supposed to be and win a dollar!Take the quiz: "Hero or Villan?"

MWUHAHAHA! You evil thing, you!
You love hatrid, blood, and death- too bad you usually get stopped by the heros. But look on the bright side- villans usually get REALL spicy partners! I adopted a cute lil' baby jesus fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Blog

Tasty new recipie

So, I've been working on some new recipies. One that I am happy about is: 1 Bag of spinach leaves 4 Veggie Sausage patties diced 1/2 cup dried cranberries 1/2 pound white cheadder diced 3 apples coore...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:41:00 PST

why i can’t stand the news

so cnn was on the television at my work today, and i heard a report on a person trying to get into the Olympics, who may be denied from track events because he can get a better starting time, and has ...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:01:00 PST

Stupidity of 07

I have been thinking and meditating on much this year, and i have decided to try and list some of the most moronic and borderline retarded things from the past year that have boggled my mind. They are...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:08:00 PST

woot

Lost another 10 pounds. I'm down to 380.
Posted by Matt on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:18:00 PST

I need a girlfriend

so, I am looking for an actual relationship.  so far, it has not worked. any one out there have suggesstions   (and yes, i do know how pathetic it is to look for advice like this on the inte...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:44:00 PST

ow

so, I have finaly had some success with my weight loss (five percent in three months) and I wind up re-tearing my achiles (sp) tendon.I think god wants me to be fat.now I need to heal again.  ...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST

why is there a condom in this brownie

    So, me and mike (porter) (elite ninja master) are talking and for some reason we get to talking about some of the random occurances that happen at our school.  One of these inc...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:43:00 PST

woot, i got my aas in hospitality management, and it only cost one life.

finaly, as of today, i have offically graduated from CCBC with an Assocaiates of Applied Science degree in Hospitality management.  It turns out that the professor of the area did not turn in the...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:04:00 PST

jesus

so I was reading something on one of the random groups I am in on this site, it's adress is http://groups.myspace.com/asklisamarie for anyone interested,   any who, on it was a question abou...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:23:00 PST

ow

OK, so I went to the doctors today because of a bit of pain.  After several years of the doctor telling me that there is nothing wrong, he finally found something.  Tendonitis and a tear in ...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:35:00 PST