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About Me

Yo, 'sup? My name's Noc, but call me whatever you want. "Luckiest Sunuvabitch on the Friggin' Planet!" seems to be a hot one right now. Anyhoo, I'm 24, I live in Baltimore, and I am Irish. This much alone is enough to drive the ladies bonkers, but there's more! I'm in a Death Metal Folk Funk band, I do a lot of gaming (D10 System all the way, Biznatch!), and I'm considered a god in at least five different yet-to-be-discovered countries located south of Guam! So remember, a vote for Noc in this year's Omnipotent Pigmonkey God ballot is a vote for a better tomorrow! And Lemurs!Fido

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[noun]:
A person who is a master of making ravioli
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You scored as Poison. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Poison


67%

Gunshot


67%

Suicide


67%

Bomb


33%

Cut Throat


33%

Natural Causes


33%

Disappear


33%

Accident


33%

Suffocated


33%

Disease


0%

Stabbed


0%

Drowning


0%

Eaten


0%
How Will You Die??
created with QuizFarm.comNoc
is a Giant Squid that looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit, has a Metal Jaw, and Screeches when Angry.
Strength: 7 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 8
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The Dark Tower Character Test
You are Roland! As the last Gunslinger, you have a courageous and steadfast nature, and are unswerving in your actions. Because you act calmly in the face of danger, people like to to have you as an ally. However, you can be cold when it comes to human contact, and have betrayed your friends in the past for your own needs, and need to learn how to love others, or you will become just as heartless as the forces you are trying to fight! Try lightening up a bit.
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You're Col. Abraham Kurtz from "Dreamcatcher." You think you're a badass. And, well, you are. But not in a good way. You have extreme megalomania. You're insane and unforgiving. You hate anyone who tries to undermine the authority you believe you have and have no qualms about punishing them for it. Your only goal in life is to destroy anything and everything you find offensive, which happens to be your White Whale. You shoot first and ask questions later. But later, you end up going over the deep end and get yourself blown up. Nice going, Colonel. At least you always had near perfect accuracy and great hygeine.
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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Green Lantern 80% Batman 60% Wonder Woman 60% Supergirl 60% Hulk 60% Catwoman 60% Robin 50% The Flash 40% Superman 40% Iron Man 40% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Noc
Arsonist to the Stars
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You're Ireland!
Mystical and rain-soaked, you remain mysterious to many people, and this makes you intriguing. You also like a good night at the pub, though many are just as worried that you will blow up the pub as drink your beverage of choice. You're good with words, remarkably lucky, and know and enjoy at least fifteen ways of eating a potato. You really don't like snakes.
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My Personality

Neuroticism 19
Extraversion 90
Openness To Experience 92
Agreeableness 80
Conscientiousness 51
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Death through freak supernatural incident
You are going to die in a freak vampire/werewolf incident. I would start carrying garlic and silver bullets if I were you. There is something weird about your demeanor, and evil is attracted to you. Plus you may be a little attracted to evil too.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.comYou are 67% Emo
You are pretty Emo. You like the music, styles and way of life but it doesn’t really control your life. There is more to you than just another cute Emo face.
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Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||| 42%
Aggressiveness |||||||||||| 38%
Liveliness |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Dutifulness |||||||||||| 38%
Social Assertiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Sensitivity ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Paranoia ||||||||||||||| 50%
Abstractness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Introversion |||||||||||| 34%
Anxiety ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Independence |||||||||||| 38%
Perfectionism ||||||||||||||| 50%
Tension |||||||||||||||||| 58% Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)
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Undead Mage
Undead are the forsaken: just like you. While it's important that you don't fall apart (physically or mentally), you might find yourself salivating in an unhealthy manner when someone comes selling cookies. Get more sleep.
As a mage, you like blowing things up. Your favorite bit of technology is anything that goes, 'boom'. You live for that huge front-end KAPOW - but, after the dust has settled, you'll find yourself searching for something else to explode.
Find out your real-life WoW race and class at QuizGalaxy.com You are 73% evil
You are very evil. You are fairly practical in your evil deeds and you probably wouldn’t do anything illegal. You are more inclined to not do anything when you see that something bad is about to happen. Think Seinfeld.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.comYou most resemble Winona Ryder
You are good looking and clever. You are also an active thrill seeker. You have a fairly acceptable personality, except for that pesky theft problem.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.comNoc's Reason for Travelling Back in Time:
To see the original Star Wars on opening night
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.comNoc's Random Movie Quote:
'I'm sure in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.'
- Dr. Emmett Brown, Back to the Future
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You will take over Mauritania using only a can of maple syrup

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Noc
Birthday: February 31, 3083
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: Computer
Eye Color: Ummm.......gray, green, blue, hazel
Hair Color: Dirty Blond
Height: Stout
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, German And Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip flops
Your Weakness: Long distances
Your Fears: Losing my loved ones. And ultra-intelligent shades of the color blue.
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my band off the ground.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "fgsfds"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuckin' I gots ta get PAID!
Your Best Physical Feature: HUGE gray, green, blue, hazel eyes!
Your Bedtime: Between un and conscious
Your Most Missed Memory: I forget.
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry 7-up with a twist of lem-....... I mean battery acid, manly battery acid! No lemon!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDickles all the wizzee!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BATTERY ACID!!!!1
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee.
Do you Smoke: ish.
Do you Swear: Like a motherfucking goddamned shit-eating sailor! Bitch!
Do you Sing: Yes.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: I'm in......ish.
Do you want to get Married: ish.
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't it would be blasphemy.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm told that I am, but the jury's still out in my opinion.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: ish.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, the electric kazoo.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, sadly.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuck naw!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Fuck Yeah! Monte Carlo Death for LIFE. We up in dat shit fo' da Rizzeal!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Dumped no. Rejected yes.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. I go Chunky Dunking!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes. input ty

My Interests

I like anime, video games, table-top rpg's, hanging out, reading, writing and drawing. And the Interweb.

I'd like to meet:

The cast of Heroes, cuz if you read up on them they're an interesting bunch of folks.

Music:

I listen to everything. Rock, Folk, Punk, Neo-Soul, you name it.

Movies:

I like action movies, comedy, non-pretentious Indie films, and every once in a while a good romantic film comes out.

Television:

Heroes. It's the only thing on tv that I watch religiously.

Books:

I have read some Anne Rice, the LOTR trilogy, a lot of random horror and sci-fi, and I am currently reading "Eye of the Dragon" by Stephen King. Guy's a freakin' genius. I've also read all of the Naruto manga, at least up to the point where it should have ended and instead took a swan dive, and I'm an avid reader of graphic novels and collected comic book story arcs. I read some indie stuff, too, like JTHM, Squee, and a slew of webcomics.

Heroes:

My heroes are almost entirely fictional. Not in any particular order, they are as follows: Hiro Nakamura, Lestat, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Megatron, Starscream, Happy Noodle Boy, Venom (Spiderman), Eric Draven, Eddie Dean, Gir, the guy who invented String Cheese, the Baaaaaaby Jeeeeeesus, Chris Griffin, Chef Brian, Ethan (Game 'til your eyes bleed!), Absath (thank you for the majesty that is Winter-een-mas), Black Mage, Chouji, Sasuke, Capt. Jack Sparrow, Mel Brooks, Stephen King, string cheese itself, bacon bits, all those kids back in the '70s and '80s who made RPGs what they are today, Nobuo Uematsu, all my friends @ CCBC, Bill Clinton, George Clinton, George Carlin, the number 5, Toshiro Masuda, Masashi Kishimoto (for at least the good half of Naruto), people who work conventions, people who create AMVs, Monty Python, ninjas, horrible bands that know it and play anyway, Darkwing Duck, Vincent Valentine, Cid Highwind, Kimahri Ronso, that dangly thing in the back of your throat, anyone brave enough to punch a badger, Jay and Silent Bob, trans fat, Bud K, anarchists, pornographic photographers, Voltaire (the happy goth musician), naked mole rats, weapons of minor destruction, my PS2, Aaron Magruder, the creative force behind "Lucky Number Slevin" and the greatest hero of all, 4chan.

My Blog

Fuck Earth Day, Zombie Walk motherfucker!

Yesterday was the second Baltimore Zombie Walk. It was quite a good bit of fun, and I'd reccommend going to anyone who is in any way interested in portraying the living dead and walking around a heavi...
Posted by <[ :o__O: ]> on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:24:00 PST

life is good......Wii!

ok, so i got a Wii. it is awesome! i fucking love it! and we got WiiPlay, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, and the new Tony Hawk game. anybody got any other suggestions (aside from Twilight Princess; Katie'...
Posted by <[ :o__O: ]> on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

Baltimore Zombie Walk 2007

yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. on april 22 there is going to be a zombie walk starting on aliceanna street in fells point at 3pm. i encourage any and all zombie enthusiasts to be there with ma...
Posted by <[ :o__O: ]> on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:25:00 PST

i has a house! and a job!

so, like the title insinuates, I HAS  A HOUSE!!!!!!!!  i also have a job, working in the deli at the safeway across the street. yeah free groceries!  but yes, you can all rest easy, for...
Posted by <[ :o__O: ]> on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:28:00 PST

A strange decision

Ok, so I've decided to audition for "Who Wants To Be A Superhero?". I've come up with a power and I'm working on a backstory. Anybody got any ideas?
Posted by <[ :o__O: ]> on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:08:00 PST

Well, they're back, folks.

Yep, Flogging Molly will be hitting the stage in D.C. at Shamrockfest '07 on March 10. Tickets for the Main Events are only like $15. So I'm thinkin' we all get together and go have a little fun. ...
Posted by <[ :o__O: ]> on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:28:00 PST

"A lesson to those who search for fame" or "FUCK panic! at the disco!"

Panic! at the Disco is nothing more than a posterchild for the way music works these days; a bunch of folks that hate "the man" get together and jam, find a unilateral sound that appeals to all involv...
Posted by <[ :o__O: ]> on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:29:00 PST

I'm kinda dicked

so my girl and i are gettin' booted out of our place on the first of the month. it sucks, cuz she's gonna move in with her parents for a while so that we can save up money. and to make matters worse, ...
Posted by <[ :o__O: ]> on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:04:00 PST

Boredom, the fuel of all great wordsmiths.

What is left when anything can take away from everything and leave you there where everything's not anything at all?Who are you to think a thought or speak a word in this used age when spoken word and...
Posted by <[ :o__O: ]> on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:41:00 PST

odd things are all around

So, it became apparent to me today when calling my parents house that my older cousin had yet another child yesterday, a healthy 5 lb. 3 oz. baby girl. This would be the same older cousin that my fami...
Posted by <[ :o__O: ]> on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST