What was that fat blonde guy's name? |
I'm coming home. God that even seems weird to type. Home. I never thought the day would come when I had actually found one. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be the place I left behind. Maybe ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:13:00 GMT |
Things that are pissing me off lately. |
1. Twilight.I actually have Lori to thank (this word used here sarcastically) for introducing me to Twilight. Soup I also have to thank for reminding me of it's existence. I will be totally honest wit...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:16:00 GMT |
I apparently had a lot to say about Transformers. |
Lately I have been thinking back on my quieter yesteryear with an odd amount of nostalgic merriment. This, I'm sure I have no need to tell you, is deeply unsettling. I know, as every man with more tha...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:31:00 GMT |
Zombie Apocalypse: A companion piece. |
The taste in his mouth was gritty, like on a windy day at the beach, but the carnage was absolute. Half of what he thought he knew about the world around him was shattered and scattered to the four co...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 01:56:00 GMT |
update. |
I'm sitting here, far too early in the morning, staring at the page used to type up a new blog. I don't have much hope that this one will be finished either. See, several times over the course of the ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 04:27:00 GMT |
Random thoughts, questions and observations; Shortbus edition |
When did grocery stores become a cool place to hang out?I don't like the way oranges roll. I know it's neurotic but they roll too goddamn weird for me.Is there ever a good time to ask someone if they'...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:51:00 GMT |
In response to Bush's farewell address |
The question often asked when people make the valiant attempt to defend the eight years of unprecedented failure and paranoia that George W. Bush presided over, "Could you have done better?". No. I ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 03:24:00 GMT |
New Year |
Here we are on in the last few hours of this year. Growing ever closer to that new year. Further from childhood, closer to death. Hope you guys had a memorable year, one worth celebrating, one worth s...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:44:00 GMT |
Where do we go from here? |
It is 5:30 pm here, regardless of what the damn tag might say at the bottom of this post. A few days ago my Step-Brother Bobby's son was born. I'm an Uncle right now, to an infant I've yet to meet. I ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:33:00 GMT |
Random thoughts and observations part whatever |
I've never met a person that looks like their pet. How did this shit start?All old people and children under 10 appear genderless to me.I don't care if he killed someone, nine years seems a little ste...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:30:00 GMT |
