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Kung-Fu Zombie

Now 1'm D3@D @nd B@ck F0r M0r3

About Me

I Love ZOMBIES!!!! they're hot!!!, anything to do with zombies is just great!! I'm a walking, talking, living, breathing, piece of human waste, with nothing better to do with my time than play video games, drink beer, hang out, work, and get in trouble, not in that particular order.. I love metal music, black metal, death metal, grindcore, thrash metal, metal shows, pitting and all around having a hell of a good time... Although as of late, I'm getting more and more into the extreme sports, i.e. cliff diving, hang gliding, rock climbing, skydiving, snowboarding, only I Hate Snow!!!!!, and I can't wait to get the chance to try all of them... I dont really have many hobbies, but I'm sure that if I had the time, I might find something I like to do.. hmmm... I love comedy and horror movies... thus, the lifestyle I have... wee bit of fetish-ness rounds me out pretty well.. anything else you wanna know, e-mail me.. blah
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: piss off
Birthday: 02-22-81
Birthplace: washington
Current Location: grand crapids
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dont know.. dark brown i think
Height: 6 ft 1 in
Right Handed or Left Handed: right.. but ambodexterious
Your Heritage: german
The Shoes You Wore Today: combat boots.. everyday
Your Weakness: food, bald or really short hair'd chicks
Your Fears: waking up
Your Perfect Pizza: the one im eating
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: disappear
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: blah
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit..not again
Your Best Physical Feature: middle finger..
Your Bedtime: ehe.. what's that
Your Most Missed Memory: being happy
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: dont like fast food
Single or Group Dates: single/group i dont care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yea
Do you Swear: yea
Do you Sing: fuck no.. I growl
Do you Shower Daily: most of the time
Have you Been in Love: unfortunitly
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: not really
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: ehe
Are you a Health Freak: ehe not really just like being healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuck yea
Do you play an Instrument: um.. no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeppers
In the past month have you Smoked: yeppers
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeppers
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: yea....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yea.. to much
Ever been called a Tease: yea.. lots
Ever been Beaten up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: tortured to death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: powerful
What country would you most like to Visit: germany...(again)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ehe
Favourite Hair Color: ehe
Short or Long Hair: really long or really short or bald
Height: ehe
Weight: slim/slender
Best Clothing Style: ehe
Number of Drugs I have taken: ehe
Number of CDs I own: ehe
Number of Piercings: ehe a few
Number of Tattoos: ehe a few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3.. but you'll never know what they were..haha
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My Interests

Anime, Musik, bondage, S&M, Martial arts (of some form...), hanging out , travel, pain, torture, machining, welding, creating new and improved devices for pain, pretty much anything that keeps me going on in this hell hole of a state in which i reside currently. Recently I've become intrested with extreme sports.. see the "about me" part for a brief discription..
Which Tim Burton character are you?
The Headless Horseman
Silent, but deadly.

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I'd like to meet:

Buddah, Einstein, Fakier Musifar (father of the modern primitive movement). I adopted a cute lil' halloweeny fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Music:

Black Metal, Thrash Metal, Death Metal, Industrial Metal, Electronic Metal, 80's Metal, getting the hint yet???.... Children of Bodom, Witchery, Devil Driver, Cradle of Filth, ManMade God, In Flames, Lamb of God, Anthrax, Mythiton, Old Mans Child, Arch Enemy, Dimmu Borgir, Slayer, Wensday 13, Frankenstein Drag Queen, MurderDolls, Opeth, Dead to Fall, Seplatura, Soul Fly, Coal Chamber, Chain Collecter, Type O Negitive, Amorphis, Samael, Borknogor, Hate Breed, Finntroll, Immortal, Norther, Sacrilege, Hanzel und Gretyl, Ministry, Gardenian, Motley Crue, Def Leapord, Skid Row, all the cheesy 80's bands, and Industrial.... Primer, Pscyclone 9, Kmfdm, Die Form, Wolfsheim, Assemblage 23, NIN, Covenant, Blutzukker, Wumpscut, Das Ich, Icon of Coil, VNV Nation, VAC, Clan of Xymox, Zeromancer, ect, lots of German Intustrial, and hard industrial...And of course, Horror Music, Zombie Soundtrack of life...

Movies:

Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, almost 28 Days Later, StrangeLand, Tank Girl, Alien, ect.. Fifth Element, Assassins, Desperato, Once Apon A Time in China, 1,2,3, Hero, The One, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, BERSERK, Saiyuki, FaceOff, Club Dread, Super Troopers, KITE, Red Dragon, Legend of the Red Dragon, Enter the Dragon, Drunkin Master, Trainspotting, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, 1,2, HACKERS, The Crow, Troy, From Hell, Pirates of the Carriabian, In the Army Now, Son in Law, BIO-DOME, Major Payne, Black Mask, Legend, 1,2, Twin Warriors, Kung-Fu, Anime, Horror, Sci-Fi, Comedy, Anime of all sorts, and Zombie Movies!!!!!The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Extreme
Take the Dante's Inferno Test

Television:

Zombies, Horror, Mythbusters, Discovery and History channel's, Anime, What about Jim, Til Death, 2 and 1/2 Men, Nip/Tuck, and Fuck Television, it Rots out what wee chubby bit of your worthless brain you actually use..!

Books:

Christopher Moore, Kung-fu books, Wheel of time series, Greek Mythology, S&M books, Sci-Fi, Fantisy, books on Ancient Torture Devices, (so i can learn how to make), Computer books, (a little)

Heroes:

The one who had some part in my birthing process... the donor... the strongest man i know... mentally and in the heart... the best person i could ever ask for to raise me above ground level... and support and help me in all i try to do.. the one who i strive to be like in every since of the word...MY FATHER

My Blog

gone for a while!

ok, so here's the deal, my roomate is well, no-longer my roomate... and eventhough i paid for the internet this month, it was in his name, and he cancelled it.. so now i have no internet, unless i com...
Posted by Kung-Fu Zombie on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:49:00 PST

Gone for 9 days!!!!!

Ok, gonna make this short and sweet, "I'm leavin, on a jet plane, dont know when I'll be back again", hehe lame ass quote.. I'm leaving for Phoenix, AZ then NM, for 9 days, in about 30 min, it's gonna...
Posted by Kung-Fu Zombie on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 04:02:00 PST

Random Survey's

A to Z SurveyTake This Survey at Quizopolis.comA - AvailableNienB - Best Friend?C - Crush?D - Dad's NameJeraldE - Easiest Person To Talk ToInvisibleF - Favorite BandCradle of FilthG - Gummy Bears Or W...
Posted by Kung-Fu Zombie on Tue, 30 May 2006 02:18:00 PST

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Posted by Kung-Fu Zombie on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:08:00 PST

Random Survey 1

LAST PERSON WHO1. Slept in your bed besides you? Devin2. Saw you cry: Em3. Went to the movies with you? Devin, Dennis, Amy4. You went to the mall with? Devin5. You went to dinner with? Devin, My Dad, ...
Posted by Kung-Fu Zombie on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:20:00 PST

licking the deseption

breaking the tradition brings forth the new times, tasting the fresh air opens the eyes of a true enlightenment inside, trusting what you cannot see is foolish, yet popular enough to start a rebellion...
Posted by Kung-Fu Zombie on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:31:00 PST

enduring the ending

Well here I am again.. wondering what the future will hold for me.. where i will end up.. who i will be with.. when i will die.. and how... and all that other shit.. well i was just thinking today wha...
Posted by Kung-Fu Zombie on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 04:59:00 PST

survey for shits and giggles part 2

Answer 100% HONESTLY. Name: Jerry Time Started- 2:13 Got Survey From (name): tracy Why you are taking this?: something interesting to do Appearance: [ ] I am shorter than 5'4. [x] I think I'm ugly s...
Posted by Kung-Fu Zombie on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 11:23:00 PST

survey for shits and giggles

Which is longer: your Big toe or your 2nd toe?: big toe What brand of Toilet Paper do you use?: the soft stuff, on sale Which do you prefer: Target, Kmart or Walmart?:  target What color chai...
Posted by Kung-Fu Zombie on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 11:11:00 PST

it's on random

why is it when something in my life goes great, everything else turns to shit??? or when i'm happy, noone else is, or if they are (due to my actions) i'm fucking miserable.. ??? trust those that you ...
Posted by Kung-Fu Zombie on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:32:00 PST