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About Me

STATS: height 5'11 • weight 170 • waist 32 • brown hair • brown eyesi'm really laid back, i like watching movies (see Movies section below), drawing portraits and illustrations:..and meeting people who have great aesthetic taste.anything else you want to know hit me up..more than half of the requests I get are coming from girls, so i just thought i would address this here: ladies, i'm sorry, i don't think we have much in common.guys please be at least 17.that's my disclaimer. ;)

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My Interests

italians, puerto ricans, spanish boys, ari gold, girls with big tits who look like porn stars (hey, they're like oversized nuts), josh wald, anyone down with lil' kim (i love you), uhmm... lets see, i give GREAT foot massages, italian accents, connecting sideburns, piercings, tattoos (4 here!), ali g, strider from blazin' squad, jc chasez, abs breen, english accents, matthew mcconaughey, shawn roberts, thugz, quentin elias, colin farrell, eddie cibrian, jesse metcalfe, prince fazaa, shemar moore, vin diesel, freddie prinze, jr., of course timberlake, john zisa from "idol", minor imperfections, skaterz & punks, australian accents, people with confidence, filipino girls, guys with sculpted eyebrows, thumb rings, goatees, cheesecake (mmm), diesel, jerzey boys, pretty eyes, sterling silver, sean cody, spanish accents, long islands.....

I'd like to meet:

along these lines... optimistic? absolutely.

Music:

.. hip-hop, mainstream rock, some pop, pop & r&b/hip-hop remixes. Artists? Lil' Kim, Foxy Brown, Green Day, Pharrell, LUDA, Janet Jackson, Timberlake, a bita Beyonce, Snoop, Missy Elliott, Gwen Stefani, Frankie Lymon, MXPX, Me First & The Gimme Gimmies, Billy Idol, Peggy Lee (40's), Massive Attack, SOME Britney, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Ciara, VERY picky about Mariah, Beastie Boys, Foo Fighters, Timbaland & Magoo, The Offspring, Orgy, Fuzzbubble, Madonna every so often, same with Pink, White Stripes, Coldplay, Good Charlotte, Nirvana, Sarah Brightman when the mood calls 4 it, Nine Inch Nails, Alice Deejay, Lincoln Park, Jay-Z, Busta Rhymes, Notorious B.I.G., Keane.

Movies:

Sleepy Hollow, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Tommy Tricker & The Stamp Traveler, Flight of the Navigator, Return to Oz, The Wiz, The Doors, Velvet Goldmine, The Witches, Lord of the Flies, Arachnophobia, Scrooged, Set It Off, What's Love Got To Do With It?, Dead Presidents, Beaches, Vice Versa, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Rogers and Hammerstein's Cinderella, Amadeus, Dick Tracy, Cool World, Popeye, Annie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Brokedown Palace, Little Shop of Horrors, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, The Rules of Attraction, Mean Girls, Big, She-Devil, Death Becomes Her, Beetlejuice, 54, Trick, Meet Joe Black, Cruel Intentions, American Beauty, Butterfly Effect, Gangs of New York, Not Another Teen Movie, The Perfect Storm, Dancer in the Dark, Summer of Sam, The Cell, Stigmata, The Ring, South Park - Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Office Space, Final Destination 1 & 2, Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss, The Day After Tomorrow, The Princess Bride, Shrek, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, The Goonies, The Boy Who Could Fly, The Grudge, The Sixth Sense, Go, Labyrinth, In Dreams, Girl, Interrupted, The Haunting, Disney's Tarzan, Ever After, The Dark Crystal, NeverEnding Story, Ray, Devil's Advocate, Sinbad - Legend of the Seven Seas, The Prince of Egypt, Anastasia, William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet, Evita, The Craft, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Tales From The Crypt: Bordello of Blood, Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, Kids, Legally Blonde & American History X.

Television:

Robot Chicken, American Dad, South Park, Rocko's Modern Life, Cow & Chicken, Strangers with Candy, Family Guy, Kids in the Hall, The State, Pinwheel, The Office, The Ghost of Faffner Hall, 2 Stupid Dogs, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, My So-Called Life, MADtv, The League of Gentlemen, Ren & Stimpy, The Simpsons, Liquid Television, Chappelle's Show, Da Ali G Show, Tales From The Crypt... i like to laugh

Books:

right now, self-development books. yeah, i have problems. :)

Heroes:

david geffen.! bring the troops home !

My Blog

New profile!

Why would you post a bulletin about having a new profile when it's even shittier than your last one?   That's all.
Posted by coffeeboy" on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:01:00 PST

Tasting

Whres the godman SPELCHECK on thisthing?
Posted by coffeeboy" on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:21:00 PST

My First Blog: Cut that shit under your neck!

Okay so this is my first real blog. I figured why the hell not? I'm a decent writer. I am, really. And writing keeps me from killing people. I felt the most important and responsible, socially-ben...
Posted by coffeeboy" on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:55:00 PST

SEX AND THE STRAIGHT GUY

This is a comic I drew to amuse myself (heh). I might do some more, we'll see.  ...
Posted by coffeeboy" on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:50:00 PST