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Zack Randall

An enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a mystery

About Me

not much to say... just your average, everyday, eccentric genius with aspirations of taking over the world MUAHAHAHA ahem.. seriously though, i'm never serious about anything that doesn't necessitate seriousness and i'll talk your ear off about anything if you let me, or i'll listen to whatever you have to sayRight now I'm a Chaosmen exclusive model, and I'm the owner of Zack Randall Productions, where I produce my own DVDs (the first will be out soon!) It's hard enough to lead two lives, so don't make me be both simultaneously! During the school year I occaisionally get gigs playing my sax around Seattle (gotta love that jazz scene!) Can't really make a living playing jazz and blues though, especially since I have so much philosophy to read (I'm creating a unifying theory of existence that pulls together every science and religion into one all-encompassing answer. Cool huh?) :-pIf you're a fan of my type of work, I have a half a dozen DVDs out on www.pornteam.com. You can also find me in the November '06 issue of Playgirl and the February '07 issue of Freshmen. Hey, a guy's gotta pay rent while he's in college, no? ;-)I always like hearing from fans :-D Sorry if I don't get back to you promptly; I do keep myself busy with college most of the time. Still, any comments are greatly appreciated, as well as ideas for scenes you would like to see me in! If you want to work with me, send me a message and some pics and I may be able to hire you for DVD work.
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What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Moonlight
You have moonlight eyes. Moonlight is the color of mystery. Your eyes symbolize your ability to see yourself as others see you. You have finesse for letting other people know what you think. You have a soothing and calming ability that you may or may not know about. You have the awesome ability to draw a person's negative energy out and replace it with a positive energy; the world needs more people like you. Some words to describe you: patient, self-controlled, perseverance, insightful, reflective, understanding, serene, and caring.

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My Interests

Neurobiology, chess, history, jazz, etymology, philosophy, working out, biological anthropology, rock climbing, soccer, bicycling, saxophone, clarinet, religion, developmental consciousness, Nietzsche My score on The Sexuality Spectrum Test :

Bi/Slightly Straight
(You scored 4 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight))

For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the opposite gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.

Link: The Sexuality Spectrum Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating )

I'd like to meet:

Bill Gates, just to ask him for money and enter into an impossible-to-lose debate about how much more good the money will do for me than for him. Any Nobel laureate. Harpo Marx

Music:

Jazz, all jazz, all the time

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, To Kill a Mockingbird

Television:

I don't watch TV

Books:

Fahrenheit 451, The Fountainhead, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse 5, The Wheel of Time series, Of Mice and Men, folklore, Most books by Chekov, Hemmingway, Dickins, and Ayn Rand, philosophy (Sarte, Kant, Mill, Humes, Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Marx, Kierkegaard, Plato, etc.)

Heroes:

My dad,and Homer Simpson