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I co-own an independent motion picture production company thats putting together some pretty cool projects. I play drums. I like to be the center of attention, in the shower. I'm curently acquiring a distributor for a film I made called HEADER that's based on the novella of the same name by Extreme fiction writer Edward Lee. I like to drink Manhattans and beer from Belgium. I love NYC. I'm left handed. I smell other peoples farts under the covers. I hate the cold. I use hair products and schedule my hair appointments several months in advance. I like to read smut; well written violent, sexual smut that makes me sick to my stomach and makes me think the world is a toilet. I'm a film buff. Sometimes I go potty before I wake up. I watch porn mainly for the facial expressions. I think that in heaven everything has it's own boobie.