LAUGHING, being around people who "get it", writing my comedy stuffs, critiquing porn, reading, sometimes drinking, or drinking and laughing while trying to read..depends on the day. boys who catch me off guard and offer an actual challenge(other than arm wrestling) real people, friends, crosswords, paint by numbers, protesting protester's, canned "cheez", making faces at inappropriate moments, go-fish, people that actually use juicers. Del Boca Vista, Teaching children made up words.......etc., I love etc.,
I'd like to meet:
In a dark alley meetings or for reals? Ok, Ok, Ok, ........ Funnier People (good luck), People I can actually talk to and not just roll my eyes at. People that realize I do/say stupid shit when I am drunk (because it makes perfect sense then) and let it roll off their backs. People, that keep it game and bullshit free, as I am all set with psycho's! People that DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE ME (GOT THAT?) or want to be changed. People that take responsiblity for their lives and their actions and don't whine or play victim. People that don't insist on telling me what is and is not bad for me.... I made it this far without your wealth of knowledge..... I think I am doing ok! I'd like to meet people that say what they mean and mean what they say. People that are who they are and LIKE who they are and don't make bullshit excuses for it. I'd like to meet "chosen family" My friends are cradle to the grave, I don't need any step ladder friends I can get to where I am going on my own and if you need an entourage, get over yourself and get the fuck gone already. All cunti-ness aside, I wanna meet John Tesh just so I can cross that off my list being as Liberace is dead and Roy got bit by tigers...Tesh has moved to prime spot 1. And some people that don't suck.....I would like to meet people that just don't suck. It's hard enough being a girl with all our irrational hormone/girl crap, let alone having to deal with people that suck. Incase I forgot to mention it (pfffffttttttt NOT) boys/non-psycho girls who do not suck FOR FRIENDS. Here's the clincher: If your profile says "Open Marriage/Swinger"and it's NOT as a joke, includes a pic of you in front of your car/ motorcycle or you have no shirt on........keep going.....while I stay here and pray for you do not reproduce..... Thanks for playing. Oh and guys that don't stalk me either............that would be swell!! FANS INCLUDED........... Here's who I don't want to meet.....the people that follow me INTO the bathroom after one of my shows........that just weirds me out....... it can wait till I get back out there.......seriously! I love that you love me guys, it's awesome, but I really don't like to have "heart to hearts" in the bathroom............OH AND IF YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE REFLECTING YOUR OVERFLOWING LACK OF INTELLIGENCE, EXPECT ME TO CALL YOU ON IT.....mostly because you're an idiot and mainly because you make it that easy.I do not care what you drive or what you do only who you are as a real person not as what you want the world to see you as. I have my own, I take care of myself and don't need anyone's BS to brighten my day or life. Keep it real or keep the fuck going! I do I really enjoy looking at how hard up people are on here. The half naked to naked pics of the girls (even if you are my "friend")are choice and reflect how much "Daddy didn't hug you", where as the boys in front of there cars with out shirts are how do you say uh ummm oh yeah GAY! I am single-ish and am completely owned by bitterness.....like it's my job! muhahhahaha ............so save yourself the embarrassment and um yeah don't go there........ I'm a comedian that stands up AND sits down.....see how versatile I am? It's really quite astounding, truly it is! ............................................................
................. Also if you know Johnny Alright............You friggin rule! so tell him I (that'd be me) like "The Chevelle" He'll know what you mean and tell you hilarious stories about my "rockstar" days.OH YEAH............ ON THE TOP 24 THING.......... I rotate them randomly, and delete senseless (self promoting/advertising) comments. Don't take it personal, and if you do, well how about you go ahead and get the fuck over it! Ok great........ thanks!!! Buh bye
Music:
First off, FUCK JOHN MAYER UP THE GOATS ASS!!!! And secondly..Aaron Neville Freaks me out......... I mean come the fuck on, even Enrique took that chia pet off his face, learn something brotha!!! Ok...... moving forward, I'm a sucker for a good tuba solo (especially of the Maiden persuasion)..... Oh and the spoons, if you can play the spoons, we should probably run off to our trailer home in the hills now, the one next to the rusted out truck on cinder blocks (sigh)..... For reals now........No lie! Ask ANYONE that knows me I LOSE MY SHIT over Iron Maiden, I think even THE SHEPHERD was impressed at me knowing every lyric at the POWERSLAVE (honorable mention)Iron Maiden Cover Band show. I love old VH, Dio, and Metallica.............I also like Neil Diamond and any of my friends bands, and the bands of people I am related to or that I can relate too. Large Umbrella with lots of coverage....... However, my softer side(BAHAHHAH) likes Susie Suh and Rachel Yamagata if you don't know them........ WELL, YOU SHOULD!!!!!! Total chick rock......I know but I could have said Anne Murray or Carly Simon, or directed you to a super fan page.....but I didn't now did I? No, so go write in your journal and drink your starbucks......class dismissed.
Movies:
Big Lebowski, Fletch,Strange Brew, Moonlight Mile, High Fidelity,Old School, Better off Dead, Say Anything, Spinal Tap, Fubar, Lost Boys, The Exorcist....blah blah blah blah
Television:
I'm getting back into the TV thing, , Family Guy, Hardware (BBC), Coupling, Catherine Tate, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Prison Break, Medium, House, Ghost Hunters, Most Haunted (love the ghost stuff)......... That's all I have to say on this one for now.
Books:
I read all the time, so the list goes on longer than I want to type or you want to read
Heroes:
First and Foremost........ ALL Enlisted men and women and war veterans you guys kick ASSSSSS! This man Dr. Randy Pausch -Tylenol PM.......Airborne......., my baby sista Jodi (my achilles heel), .....Bab's(I miss you Mom).........My brotha Mr. Tom "NEPOTISM" Bradford , My other brotha's too. Then the hiphopananamous crowd: Eagan, Mikey, KB,Kingsley (Kingstah),Keiffey, Bizarro Luke, JOHNNY ALRIGHT......... AND of course.....Bill Braxby, Tony the Tiger, Dennis the Menace, Hong Kong Foo-ey,Yanni, ,John Tesh, The Hulk (both forms: Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno), David Hasselhoff for his German Pop Starness, Patrick Swayze for singing "She's Like The Wind", HAHAHAdare I forget Don Johnson with his influencial all time rocking song "Heartbeat"!!!!! I am shamed............I almost left out I f'in love drag queens.............. People as twisted or more twisted than myself that don't take this crap serious either
