I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet the Armenian guy who created AIDS so his wife would stop fucking around on him...I'd like to meet the man who shot Ray Charles and slept with that Dolphin...I'd like to meet the makers of Crystal Pepsi and Arsenio Hall...I'd like to meet the woman who stood up to those guys who told her to go to the back of the bus. (That was a cock thing to do and she told them so...)I'd like to meet the year 1987 and beat the shit out of it...I'd like to meet the band Mr. Bigg and give them a huge hug for being the first song I ever got aroused to...I'd like to meet a funny girl and the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus because I am sure they all hang out together...I'd like to meet the CAA agent Zach Braff went down on to get his movie deal...I'd like to meet a white guy on Friendster who's between the ages of 22-30 who doesn't like the band Radiohead...I'd like to meet you.
Movies:
Bottle Rocket, One Crazy Summer, Your Friends and Neighbors, Teen Wolf, Back to the Future, Flirting with Disaster, Closer, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The Machurian Candidate, Nothing in Common, Three O'Clock High, The Secret of My Success, Center Stage, Muppets Take Manhattan, Showgirls, A Detective's Story, Deconstructing Harry, Crimes and Misdemeanors, The Big Lebowski, The Graduate
Television:
I watch 24, but I hate it. I watch the OC, but I equally hate that. I watched an episode of the Simple Life a few weeks ago and then didn't talk to anyone for 3 days. I pay a lot of money to have TIVO, but I rarely use it to record anything good.A long time ago I watched shows like Family Ties, Seinfeld, Late Night with David Letterman, Dream On, The Cosby Show, and Jeopardy.I haven't missed an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm...
Books:
Lolita, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People, The Time Traveler's Wife, First in his Class, Lads, Thank you for Smoking, One Dog Man, Down and Dirty Pictures, Den of Thieves, Moneyball, Live From New York, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
Heroes:
Marty McFly, Rob Gordon, Mike Peters, Woody Allen, Norman Lear, Ben Folds, Bill Murray, Tom Hanks 1980-1991, Dignan, Anthony Adams, Alex P Keaton, Robert Zemeckis, Neil Simon, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak Hollingsworth, Stanley Kubrick, Neil Labute, Stephen Sondheim, Hoops McCann, Scott Howard, Benjamin Braddock, Mrs. Robinson, Robert Horry