Playing craps, Trivial Pursuit, Bill Simmons on espn.com, going to the movies on Sundays, running outside, procrastinating, staying up way too late, dancing at weddings to funk cover bands, Tivo, scratch-off lottery tickets, browsing, collecting state quarters, musical theater, cheesecake, crossword puzzles, poodles.
People who can dance and karaoke in both a jokey and non-jokey manner, people with access to luxury suites at concerts and basketball games, people who can play the Peanuts theme song on the piano, good spellers, good storytellers, anyone who likes James Coney Island hotdogs, Mr. Wizard, people who don't rush to get in line when they're in the A boading group on a Southwest flight, people who appreciate the episode of Reading Rainbow where they visit the crayon factory, anyone with a trampoline.
Ben Folds, Tupac, Snoop, Biggie, Dr. Dre, George Clinton, Prince, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Lyle Lovett, The Decemberists, The Postal Service, Daft Punk, Lionel Richie, Stevie Wonder, Guns N Roses, Godspell, Rent, Allison Krauss, Sufjan Stevens, Justin Timberlake
Uncle Buck, Mean Girls, Parenthood, Parent Trap, Out of Sight, Sliding Doors, True Romance, Almost Famous, Center Stage, Election, Mr. Mom, Wet Hot American Summer, Hoop Dreams, Camp, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Donnie Darko, Clueless, Shakespeare in Love, Rushmore, any Lifetime movie starring a former 90210 cast member, anything Pixar
Late Night with Conan O'Brien, the Simpsons, Veronica Mars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the Daily Show, Rescue Me, My So-Called Life, Gilmore Girls, Jeopardy, The O.C., Made, Dinner for Five, The Girls Next Door, Entourage, The Bachelor, Laguna Beach, A&E Biographies narrated by Peter Graves
The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists, Lolita, anything by David Sedaris, Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Positively Fifth Street, Lonesome Dove, Harry Potter (especially Goblet of Fire), Prep